Game Thread: Twins@White Sox - Traveling Edition 5/7@4:10PM PT (6:10PM CT)

[Rigby]

 

Is it my imagination, or do the Twins spend most of their games with the infield in?

They are sneaky quick.

[Danchat]

 

What is mastroianni really doing up here?

He's our new leadoff batter! Definitely an improvement over Danny Santana.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Holy f---. The f---ing wild got f---ing Boudreaux. Eff!

With the Wolves hiring Tibs and now the Wild hiring a good coach, the pressure is on Pohlad. Maybe we can lure Joe Torre away from the commissioner's office. Or maybe Casey Stengel wants to come back.

[USAFChief]

Y'know, I get a little upset with the Twins now and then, but here it is, a beautiful night in Tucson, I got a couple baked spuds in the oven, a couple nice ribeyes on the grill, a little homemade shrimp scampi thing Mrs Chief and i will share, and it's just a baseball game, so what's the point in getting all...

 

 

#*O**# the #$*** is MASTROINNI DOING ON THIS $***$_ TEAM!  For %**($ SAKE!!!  I CAN'T $**#$#$#ing STAND TH

 

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[Aggies7]

I've never been called an optimist, but this is me trying to figure out a way the twins can win another game this year.

[Riverbrian]

 

It's total helter skelter.  Too many personnel changes and lack of consistency with position players and pitchers.

 

Yep

 

I haven't seen a front office scramble like this since Fawn Hall

[ScrapTheNickname]

I'm done. Bye all.

[Aggies7]

Man, the twins Twitter feed comments are simply gold, Jerry, gold!

[Riverbrian]

 

I have no idea either.  Just wish I could think of a good Elvis song to quote the reason why...

 

I'd go with "Return to Sender" 

 

It's not perfect but close enough

[Aggies7]

There's a reliever on Miami whose last name is pronounced "bear claw".

 

Jepsen, well rested, still stinks.

[Riverbrian]

 

I've never been called an optimist, but this is me trying to figure out a way the twins can win another game this year.

 

I've never been called an Optometrist. 

[formerly33]

 

I've never been called an optimist, but this is me trying to figure out a way the twins can win another game this year.

It's in that book on the top shelf, second from the left.

 

Outscore the opponent.

[Aggies7]

I've never been called an Optometrist.

 

I can see why.

[Platoon]

With the Wolves hiring Tibs and now the Wild hiring a good coach, the pressure is on Pohlad. Maybe we can lure Joe Torre away from the commissioner's office. Or maybe Casey Stengel wants to come back.

Spoiler Alert to Chief. Caseys dead!

[bird]

 

Sad to say, so is Jerry.

 

 

My bad. Say, did anyone check John Ryan Murphy for a pulse?

[Blake]

 

Yep

 

I haven't seen a front office scramble like this since Fawn Hall

But the changes are all fringe changes. No core (read:expensive) pitcher DFA'd. I'd take the changes seriously if there were some big dollars involved. And that Darin Mastroianni is leading off just astounds me. I honestly expected someone to question me about the lineups when Mastroianni was shown as leading off.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Y'know, I get a little upset with the Twins now and then, but here it is, a beautiful night in Tucson, I got a couple baked spuds in the oven, a couple nice ribeyes on the grill, a little homemade shrimp scampi thing Mrs Chief and i will share, and it's just a baseball game, so what's the point in getting all...

 

 

#*O**# the #$*** is MASTROINNI DOING ON THIS $***$_ TEAM!  For %**($ SAKE!!!  I CAN'T $**#$#$#ing STAND TH

 

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Always remember, the Twins have more information than you

[Rigby]

 

I'd go with "Return to Sender" 

 

It's not perfect but close enough

I was going with Accidents Will Happen....whoops wrong Elvis.

[twinssporto]

In the spirit of being positive....Is there anything the Twins are doing well this year other than lose?  Serious.  DH maybe?

[Aggies7]

In the spirit of being positive....Is there anything the Twins are doing well this year other than lose?  Serious.  DH maybe?

Mauer, that's it. That's not pessimism either. That's literally the only bright spot.

[Kwak]

It's more likely that the next Twins manager is Gardenhire than anyone else!

[Aggies7]

I just want to know...how %#*+*^* bad are the braves to have a worse record than us?

[Riverbrian]

 

But the changes are all fringe changes. No core (read:expensive) pitcher DFA'd. I'd take the changes seriously if there were some big dollars involved. And that Darin Mastroianni is leading off just astounds me. I honestly expected someone to question me about the lineups when Mastroianni was shown as leading off.

 

Yeah... But the Documents are all shredded and left the building in someone's under garments. 

 

So we will never know what really happened. 

[Aggies7]

Better pull jepsen. Need him fresh for tomorrow's save situation.

[twinssporto]

 

I just want to know...how %#*+*^* bad are the braves to have a worse record than us?

Really bad.

[Winston Smith]

In the spirit of being positive....Is there anything the Twins are doing well this year other than lose?  Serious.  DH maybe?

Making excuses?

[Kwak]

 

Always remember, the Twins have more information than you

 

Seth wrote that no one knows the Twins players better than Ryan.

[Riverbrian]

 

Always remember, the Twins have more information than you

 

Not Chief

 

Other Normal People... Yes

 

But Not Chief

[Platoon]

I've never been called an Optometrist.

 

I could see that!

[Aggies7]

Craig Breslow just blew a 2 run lead in the 8th for the Marlins. Local guy done good.