Article: Game Thread: Twins @ Brewers, 4/20 7:10pm CT

[USAFChief]

Speaking of Wisconsin...

 

What do you call something with 200 legs, 200 arms, and 35 teeth?

[Squirrel]

I have no kitchen currently ... it's under construction. Should I have cereal for supper, run down to the convenience mart to see what they have, or order something from GrubHub.

 

And don't reply with 'Yes.'

[USAFChief]

 

I have no kitchen currently ... it's under construction. Should I have cereal for supper, run down to the convenience mart to see what they have, or order something from GrubHub.

Uh...yes?

[Riverbrian]

 

So we just had a pest control company come to our house and do a search.  We've been in our house for 13 years, and just had this feeling we might have a "guest."  We were right...the technician told us he found a pterodactyl living in the bathroom.  We had no idea he was in there.  The guy said probably because of the silent P.

 

Chief combined with a Dinosaur Joke. The world just spun backwards on us all. 

[spinowner]

 

That's the second game thread intro in which you've referenced me.

No, not you. Me.

[Riverbrian]

 

That wasn't the punch line I was expecting. Thought you were going to say they found Brian hiding in your closet, or something like that.

 

I don't know what this means but I enjoyed it anyway. 

[Craig Arko]

Speaking of Wisconsin...

 

What do you call something with 200 legs, 200 arms, and 35 teeth?

I don't know, but I hear Dueling Banjos playing in the background.

[ScrapTheNickname]

Arcia bandwagon leaving in 1 minutes. All aboard.

[Squirrel]

Uh...yes?

Didn't edit fast enough ...

 

I have no kitchen currently ... it's under construction. Should I have cereal for supper, run down to the convenience mart to see what they have, or order something from GrubHub.

And don't reply with 'Yes.'

[formerly33]

 

I have no kitchen currently ... it's under construction. Should I have cereal for supper, run down to the convenience mart to see what they have, or order something from GrubHub.

And don't reply with 'Yes.'

I have to use the process of elimination in order to answer this.

 

Cereal - NO.

 

Convenience mart - No.

 

GrubHub - No.

 

(Btw, I was going to say that before you took away the Yes option)

[Richie the Rally Goat]

Speaking of Wisconsin...

 

What do you call something with 200 legs, 200 arms, and 35 teeth?

front row of a Prince Concert at the Fine Line?

[ScrapTheNickname]

Arcia seems to have forgotten what he recently remembered so well.

[Craig Arko]

I have no kitchen currently ... it's under construction. Should I have cereal for supper, run down to the convenience mart to see what they have, or order something from GrubHub.

And don't reply with 'Yes.'

Hug a Grub.

[Aggies7]

Horrendous AB by Arica. Sheesh, I could have looked that bad.

[Linus]

Arcia bandwagon leaving in 1 minutes. All aboard.

Save me a seat. Thanks

[Squirrel]

Horrendous AB by Arica. Sheesh, I could have looked that bad.

If you could've looked that bad, you'd probably be up there right now looking that bad.

[nicksaviking]

Speaking of Wisconsin...

 

What do you call something with 200 legs, 200 arms, and 35 teeth?

Family reunion of 105 in Mantiwok county?

[Aggies7]

If you could've looked that bad, you'd probably be up there right now looking that bad.

Oh, literal chitowntwinsfan, what would we do without you?

[spinowner]

 

I've seen enough. You have my solidarity Sconnie. Half of my lineage comes from that state. Screw those Mongol, elitist Minnesotans. Let us indulge in a Leinenkugel, Bratwurst and Sauerkraut DQ Blizzard!

 

Lex Talionis!

Gotta admit, before there was a Summit Leinie's was the beer of choice here.

[Willihammer]

 

Speaking of Wisconsin...

 

What do you call something with 200 legs, 200 arms, and 35 teeth?

Front row of a Steve Miller band concert?

[USAFChief]

 

front row of a Prince Concert at the Fine Line?

Well played sir.  Well played.

 

I now feel guilty typing "The front row at Lambeau," but I'll do it anyway.

[ScrapTheNickname]

 

Save me a seat. Thanks

It will be coming back around in about 15 minutes.

[Bark's Lounge]

 

Speaking of Wisconsin...

 

What do you call something with 200 legs, 200 arms, and 35 teeth?

100 Hundred Meth Addicts in a song and dance routine?

[Riverbrian]

Arcia has now struck 5 out of the last 7 PA's. This is what happens when you start reading your press clippings and feeling like the game has become easy. 

 

IN:

 

Nunez

 

 

OUT:

 

Arcia

Dozier

[DiscGolfer]

 

I have no kitchen currently ... it's under construction. Should I have cereal for supper, run down to the convenience mart to see what they have, or order something from GrubHub.

And don't reply with 'Yes.'

Concur?

 

or you could just drink your supper

[spinowner]

 

That is really frustrating. Dozier is supposed to be our veteran leader. If I'm the manager anytime that happens the guy sits
.

This reminds me of the story Pagliarulo told at the meltdown.

[formerly33]

 

Oh, literal chitowntwinsfan, what would we do without you?

Since Snepp had to be replaced with 2 mods, ChiTown would have to be replaced with 5 ... and there'd be a very messy stage in between. And, once those 5 moderators replaced her, that'd just be that many more people to hand out warning points.

[USAFChief]

 

100 Hundred Meth Addicts in a song and dance routine?

Exactly...the front row at Lambeau.

[Riverbrian]

 

I have no kitchen currently ... it's under construction. Should I have cereal for supper, run down to the convenience mart to see what they have, or order something from GrubHub.

And don't reply with 'Yes.'

 

Grub HUB

 

GRUB Hub

 

Grub Hub

 

And let us choose for you

[Willihammer]

 

Arcia has now struck 5 out of the last 7 PA's. This is what happens when you start reading your press clippings and feeling like the game has become easy. 

 

IN:

 

Nunez

 

 

OUT:

 

Arcia

Dozier

Ha. I take it you're subscribed to Arcia's Instagram too?