Article: Game Thread: Twins @ Brewers, 4/20 7:10pm CT

[big dog]

 

I am disappointed with the Rally Rum Label today. But I still think it has some good mojo left in it.

Rally Rum.jpg

I think your handle should be Gran Bark Reserva, like the bottle.

Edited April 20, 2016 by big dog

[Bark's Lounge]

 

I think RB is a real strong choice. But, I want to make Twins Daily great again. I'm voting for Foghorn. 

Well, if that's how you're playing it, I'll vote for me. I want Twins Daily to "Feel the Bark".

Edited April 20, 2016 by Bark's Lounge

[Blake]

 

I realized a long time ago that mistakes made usually end up being the good stuff in life down the road. 

 

Case in Point: Many years ago... Some young child dropped an entire box of crayons down the heating vent of someone else's house. 

 

In case you are wondering... those things really smoke and they even rattle and they are very hard to retrieve from the vent. 

 

At the time it was a tiny tragedy. Fast forward to many years down the road. It's one of the best Thanksgiving Stories that is retold every year. 

 

Mistakes are the good stuff in life. I'm never afraid to make them but It was rough being without Crayons for awhile. 

You dumped perfectly good crayons down a heating vent? Every child knows that crayons are best with paste dipping sauce. 

[Richie the Rally Goat]

My condolences for having so many relatives in Wisconsin, RB. We're here for you if you ever need to vent.

whats wrong with Wisconsin?

[ashbury]

whats wrong with Wisconsin?

I been looking at that state, shakin my head and sayin that exact same thing, for years now.

[twinsnorth49]

Brian, you make "Getting the Short End of the Stick" sound positive. The hard reality of the situation is that somebody has to lead this Island of Misfit Toys. You are the chosen one.

So Brian is Herney?

 

I vote Chief as Bumble.

[twinsnorth49]

whats wrong with Wisconsin?

Well, it's Wisconsin for starters.

[Platoon]

whats wrong with Wisconsin?

Let us count the ways........ Lol.

[Willihammer]

 

whats wrong with Wisconsin?

"Champagne of beers."

I rest my case.

[Brock Beauchamp]

 

"Champagne of beers."

I rest my case.

Actually, that slogan really works for me.

 

Champagne tastes like bubbly ass water.

 

Miller High Life tastes like bubbly ass water.

 

Scotch is good.

 

So is bourbon.

 

That is all.

[Willihammer]

Speaking of which I hear the door is gonna be closed on the Brewers' greenhouse today. Rain. Hope there are enough fans in attendance to drown out the patter patter.

[Richie the Rally Goat]

Well, it's Wisconsin for starters.

the Minnesotans (who don't even sell liquor on Sunday) call Canadians ignorant stone aged drunks just as much as Wisconsinites. We're supposed to stick together man!

[USAFChief]

I been looking at that state, shakin my head and sayin that exact same thing, for years now.

I'd have went with "concur," but I like yours better.

[Willihammer]

 

Actually, that slogan really works for me.

 

Champagne tastes like bubbly ass water.

 

Miller High Life tastes like bubbly ass water.

 

Scotch is good.

 

So is bourbon.

 

That is all.

$H!#% I love bubbly water!

[USAFChief]

Actually, that slogan really works for me.

 

Champagne tastes like bubbly ass water.

 

Miller High Life tastes like bubbly ass water.

 

Scotch is good.

 

So is bourbon.

 

That is all.

Bubbly ass water.

 

I thought this was going to end up another RB childhood tale, this one centered around bath time.

[Willihammer]

What's wrong with Wisconsin?

 

http://guardianlv.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/Krachinsky-e1451873956501.jpg

[Willihammer]

Lineups

 

1. Eduardo Nunez ® 3B
2. Brian Dozier ® 2B
3. Joe Mauer (L) 1B
4. Miguel Sano ® RF
5. Oswaldo Arcia (L) LF
6. Eduardo Escobar (S) SS
7. Eddie Rosario (L) CF
8. Kurt Suzuki ® C
9. Tommy Milone (L) P

 

1. Domingo Santana ® RF
2. Jonathan Villar (S) SS
3. Ryan Braun ® LF
4. Jonathan Lucroy ® C
5. Chris Carter ® 1B
6. Aaron Hill ® 3B
7. Yadiel Rivera ® 2B
8. Ramon Flores (L) CF
9. Jimmy Nelson ® P

[Richie the Rally Goat]

What's wrong with Wisconsin?

 

http://guardianlv.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/Krachinsky-e1451873956501.jpg

yeah ok, I can't argue how f@&$?&-up that was

[twinsnorth49]

the Minnesotans (who don't even sell liquor on Sunday) call Canadians ignorant stone aged drunks just as much as Wisconsinites. We're supposed to stick together man!

Wait.....wut? this changes everything.

[Richie the Rally Goat]

"Champagne of beers."

I rest my case.

from the laaaand of sky blue waters....

[formerly33]

 

Wait.....wut? this changes everything.

Nah, don't listen to him. I don't hear any announcements that anyone's moving to Wisconsin when Donald Drumpf becomes president.

[Richie the Rally Goat]

Nah, don't listen to him. I don't hear any announcements that anyone's moving to Wisconsin when Donald Drumpf becomes president.

only cuz the Donald would be president of Wisconsin as well.... If he became governor of Minnesota, I guarantee the entire population of Minneapolis and St Paul flock for Hudson

[twinsnorth49]

Must win....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Too soon?

[ScrapTheNickname]

 

I am disappointed with the Rally Rum Label today. But I still think it has some good mojo left in it.

Rally Rum.jpg

And it always seems to remain full. Quite impressive.

[Richie the Rally Goat]

 

Too soon?

if so, it doesn't make it less true

[DiscGolfer]

 

Sano has been playing right field baked?  That explains a lot.

Considering it's April 20th that makes sense but I think Rosiario is more likely to be playing baked out there.

[formerly33]

 

only cuz the Donald would be president of Wisconsin as well.... If he became governor of Minnesota, I guarantee the entire population of Minneapolis and St Paul flock for Hudson

Let's just assume the entire population of Minnesota knows better than to choose either Trump or Walker as their governor.

[DiscGolfer]

Lost his helmet once already, wasn't even a hit

[Willihammer]

 

from the laaaand of sky blue waters....

"All Hamm's Brands are now brewed by the Miller Brewing Company of Milwaukee, Wisconsin."

[DiscGolfer]

Too early to play "what's the shape of the strike zone"?