Game Thread: Twins vs White Sox, 4/13/16 @ 7:10 CT

[LaBombo]

 

The pathos.

 

They were supposed to open for Talking Heads at CBGB's back in '79, but they were too sad to come out of the dressing room....

[Mike Sixel]

Suzuki is hitting? Ugh.

[jimmer]

 

Late to the party here. Just caught up (recording).

2 observations. How do you re-sign Suzuki as your starting catcher for two more years?.

And 7 games into the season and Dick says "the hope is they can get back to .500 by the all star break"

FTFY

[LaBombo]

 

Maybe tomorrow they can lose 8-7 just for a change of pace.

 

Maybe mix in a forfeit once in a while.   It would assure them of at least a mention on ESPN.

[Aggies7]

I feel we've been bamboozled with the hopes that these prospects would be a gold mine for us. Feel like I'm in a certain fictional cartoon town when a fast talking businessman showed up.

[Platoon]

Wait a minute ...

 

You seem to be forgetting that 50% of cats are males.

 

Edit: and I never said I'd fall for you. Who knows? We might both like this woman.

Either way, can I watch?

[USAFChief]

 

Skip the Brown Creeper and see if she can maybe help you find a pair of Great Tits. They're known to occasionally escape from captivity.

 

Look it up.

I bet you can look it up on the internet.

[Ultima Ratio]

Only now do we realize how amazing Torii was for us. This team literally cannot win without him.

[mikeee]

 

How fast do you drink? You got three strikeouts worth of time

 

I am pacing myself.  They could easily load the bases before getting the 3rd out.

[LaBombo]

 

Suzuki is hitting? Ugh.

 

 

Suzuki is batting.    There is probably no player in baseball better suited to demonstrating the difference.

[Vanimal46]

Skip the Brown Creeper and see if she can maybe help you find a pair of Great Tits. They're known to occasionally escape from captivity.

 

Look it up.

Come on, you're making that up. Is that really a species of bird? If I said that I would get both worst case scenarios of the slap and knee to the groin.... But what the hell, let's try it!

[jimmer]

 

I feel we've been bamboozled with the hopes that these prospects would be a gold mine for us. Feel like I'm in a certain fictional cartoon town when a fast talking businessman showed up.

Charlie Brown, Lucy is holding the ball for you...

[Mike Sixel]

Suzuki is batting. There is probably no player in baseball better suited to demonstrating the difference.

That is the kind of pedantry I can endorse. Excellent correction.

[mikeee]

At least I will go to bed happy.

[USAFChief]

 

Suzuki is batting.    There is probably no player in baseball better suited to demonstrating the difference.

Winner.

[Vanimal46]

Look at this, Arcia is having a professional at bat! Take notes...

[Aggies7]

Arica putting together the ab of the game. But that's like being the tallest..

[SwainZag]

Seems like a fitting end.

[USAFChief]

Loozah.

 

Lah-who, zah-her.

[jimmer]

 

Arica putting together the ab of the game. But that's like being the tallest..

That was Mauer's that ended with the double

[Puckett34]

Hello Darkness, my old friend.

[SwainZag]

 

Arica putting together the ab of the game. But that's like being the tallest..

 

You must have missed Mauer's AB in the 7th.

[mikeee]

Good night, Mary Ellen!!!!

[USAFChief]

 

At least I will go to bed happy.

TMI, friend.

[Aggies7]

You must have missed Mauer's AB in the 7th.

I didn't, but this team has scrambled my brain

[tobi0040]

Look at this, Arcia is having a professional at bat! Take notes...

If you don't put him in with the bases loaded in the 6th for Suzuki, set him free (DFA)

[LaBombo]

 

That is the kind of pedantry I can endorse. Excellent correction.

 

My mom wanted me to go into pediantrics, but I can't stand the smell of baby.

[USAFChief]

 

If you don't put him in with the bases loaded in the 6th for Suzuki, set him free (DFA)

Not against a lefty, I don't think.

[SwainZag]

 

If you don't put him in with the bases loaded in the 6th for Suzuki, set him free (DFA)

 

Why? What is the benefit of releasing him?  Zero.  Who are you going to bring up?  

[bird]

 

I bet you can look it up on the internet.

But only with a googler.