Article: Game Thread: Twins v Tigers, 9/14 @ 7:10pm CT

[stringer bell]

Maybe not 100% efficiency on the route, but still an impressive catch.

[LaBombo]

 

I gotta go with Houston because it's a quicker path. 

Forget 'easier' and 'more seductive' you should not...

 

http://thethesiswhisperer.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/yoda-sad.jpg

Edited September 15, 2015 by LaBombo

[spinowner]

They say when a pitcher is doing well that batters think the ball is the size of an ebelskiver.

[Riverbrian]

 

I think Hicks and Buxton and Rosario are making Hunter into a better outfielder just by having to try to keep up with them.

 

Ahh... The Mentor becomes the Mentoree. 

[ashbury]

 

Yes.

 

Was I third, fourth, or fifth?

Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. So you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?

[Riverbrian]

 

Maybe not 100% efficiency on the route, but still an impressive catch.

 

Jeez... What's with this searching for something negative thing? 

[spinowner]

Escoboom!

[Puckett34]

Escobarski!!

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. So you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?

Yes!

 

Escobar tacks on the extra point.

[twinsnorth49]

Detroit pitch count now 587

[LaBombo]

A round of Escobeers and alternative beverages for everyone!

 

[Riverbrian]

 

They say when a pitcher is doing well that batters think the ball is the size of an ebelskiver.

 

I had to look up what an ebelskiver was. According to wikipedia... It's some sort of Danish Danish. 

[ScrapTheNickname]

 

They say when a pitcher is doing well that batters think the ball is the size of an ebelskiver.

You made me use Google, damn it.

[Blake]

 

 

 

3. As much as I complain about Eastern Time and How Late Twins Games go here. I can't complain any more with the Vikings starting at 10:15

Who are these "Vikrings of which you speak? 

 

There is only Baseball Season and Not Baseball Season. Not baseball season to our northern friends is also known as "ice fishing season. (although ice fishing season is also known as "summer" in the civilized world, but I digress)

 

Not baseball season is also important, as that is the time of year wise men get together and spend enormous amounts of money for no discernible reason other than to win the baseball season before the season actually starts.

 

I guess from the context of what you say the "Vidrings" play some sort of sport. Well, enlighten me, if you must, but be warned, I do not much care for the foolishness of other so-called "sports." 

Edited September 15, 2015 by Blake

[spinowner]

 

Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. So you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?

Go ahead. Make my drink.

[twinsnorth49]

I love that little Escobear!!!!!!

[LaBombo]

 

 

Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. So you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?

Aaaagh!

 

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/i6nSo4W-C8s/hqdefault.jpg

Edited September 15, 2015 by LaBombo

[twinsnorth49]

 

A round of Escobeers and alternative beverages for everyone!

This could catch on, somebody call the folks at Summit,

[Squirrel]

 

They say when a pitcher is doing well that batters think the ball is the size of an ebelskiver.

lol!

[Puckett34]

 

I love that little Escobear!!!!!!

Any relation to TC?

 

http://www.hudsonstarobserver.com/sites/default/files/styles/full_1000/public/fieldimages/27/0613/tc-bear.jpg?itok=fNnnxcVJ

[Squirrel]

 

I had to look up what an ebelskiver was. According to wikipedia... It's some sort of Danish Danish. 

A Danish pancake ... sometimes called a 'baseball pancake.'

[David HK]

 

Don't forget visual enticement...

 

http://www.mninter.net/~tudorvii/BikeClassic2005/2005BC_LoonHat_Como_Clipped.jpg

Love the hat.  But yet another example of the wearing of spandex being a privelege, not a right.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

5. Canterbury Tales -- I actually like going to horse races and putting some bets down and watching them run. It's kinda exciting and your heart rate does go up. I remember the first time I placed a bet at the track... I walked up to the window and said #4 and I handed them 10 bucks. The guy behind the counter handed me a Burger, Fries and a Coke and gave me some change back. Wrong Window but the lines were shorter.

I haven't read 'em. Is this what Chaucer wrote about?

 

I was also meaning to say this could be a cool concept and a clever joke.

 

I'll take the Burger to win, the fries to place, and the ketchup to show.

[twinsnorth49]

 

A Danish pancake ... sometimes called a 'baseball pancake.'

I think I'll stick with the baseball sirloin.

[Riverbrian]

 

Who are these "Vikrings of which you speak? 

 

There is only Baseball Season and Not Baseball Season. Not baseball season to our northern friends is also known as "ice fishing season. (although ice fishing season is also known as "summer" in the civilized world, but I digress)

 

Not baseball season is also important, as that is the time of year wise men get together and spend enormous amounts of money for no discernible reason other than to win the baseball season before the season actually starts.

 

I guess from the context of what you say the "Vidrings" play some sort of sport. Well, enlighten me, if you must, but be warned, I do not much care for the foolishness of other so-called "sports." 

 

VIkings are a bunch of drunk guys in a boat. They travel from Village to Village looking for Meat and Beer. They have long beards that get caught in the oars from time to time and they have horns on their head but are so drunk they don't even know they are there. Kinda like lampshades. 

[sampleSizeOfOne]

It hit Buxton's glove...

 

My Oh My!

[ashbury]

I had to look up what an ebelskiver was. According to wikipedia... It's some sort of Danish Danish. 

The Danes seem to be fools over that kind of thing.

[Riverbrian]

 

A Danish pancake ... sometimes called a 'baseball pancake.'

 

I like Danish Danish better. It has more Alliteration. 

[David HK]

 

They say when a pitcher is doing well that batters think the ball is the size of an ebelskiver.

It's pronounced: Æbleskiver.  

 

Thanks, google.

[twinsnorth49]

Pffft Buxton, trade him.