Game Thread: Twins v White Sox, 9/2 @ 5:10 pm Pac time (7:10pm CT time) Journeyman Edition

[USAFChief]

 

Uh, Chief … did you leave work early?

I'm off on Wednesday's.  Home early after working overtime.

[USAFChief]

 

I'm off on Wednesday's.  

Tonight's straight line.

 

Step up to the plate, boys and girls, and take a hack.

[Squirrel]

I'm just off today.

 

 

Yes, Brian, take that as you will.

[Squirrel]

 

Tonight's straight line.

 

Step up to the plate, boys and girls, and take a hack.

I just opened that door for myself, so I don't think it right to walk through your door.

[Comrade Bork]

It's because a leftie is on the mound. Dumb. But at least I understand the logic sort of.

I guess. Let's keep that bottom or the order rolling then!

[Riverbrian]

 

I'm just off today.

 

 

Yes, Brian, take that as you will.

 

Me Brian or Brian Dozier? 

[USAFChief]

I have a blind friend, and he was complaining to me he can't see his friends.

 

 

 

...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

He's married.

[Squirrel]

CMON, TWINS! LET'S GET THIS ROLLING!!

[twinsnorth49]

 

Tonight's straight line.

 

Step up to the plate, boys and girls, and take a hack.

With some of the hacks around here, I'm going to need a bigger plate.

[Squirrel]

 

Me Brian or Brian Dozier? 

Take that as you will.

[Hrbowski]

I think that Donald Trump would make a good President of Baseball Operations for the White Sox.

[Squirrel]

Donald Trump wouldn't make a good president of anything, even the Sox. I wouldn't wish that on even them.

 

But let's not get political.

[Hrbowski]

"He's strong." Hawk on Plouffe.

[Hrbowski]

 

Donald Trump wouldn't make a good president of anything, even the Sox.

I agree, and that is why I want it to happen.

[Riverbrian]

 

I think that Donald Trump would make a good President of Baseball Operations for the White Sox.

 

I'm cool with that

 

More Latin Players leftover for us

[twinsnorth49]

 

Donald Trump wouldn't make a good president of anything, even the Sox. I wouldn't wish that on even them.

 

But let's not get political.

Sympathizer.

[Hrbowski]

Plouffe just kills the Sox on defense.

[twinsnorth49]

I wonder how many hotels Trump owns in Mexico.

[nytwinsfan]

That was a really beautiful bare-handed play by Plouffe. Wow.

[Riverbrian]

 

Plouffe just kills the Sox on defense.

 

That's why he's in my lineup

 

Milone is pitching so some balls will get put in play. 

[twinsnorth49]

Plouffe's big month is going to have to at least start with him getting the ball to the outfiled.

 

 

 

He gets some rope with plays like that though.

[ScrapTheNickname]

http://michiganauctioneer.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/workman1.jpg?w=299&h=194Baseball Glove. Circa 1890

[twinsnorth49]

What's a lot of ground for Buxton to cover, 20 acres?......40?

[Craig Arko]

Why look, Sano hit one out.

[ScrapTheNickname]

I never thought Twins fans would forget Harmon Killebrew, but it's possible.

[Hrbowski]

Sano is the most polished non-marlin slugger to come up in decades. Like Jimmy Foxx.

[stringer bell]

That was a really good play by Plouffe. Overall, they have improved on defense more than pitching or hitting.

[Riverbrian]

OH MY GOD

 

SANO

 

YOU ARE STARTING TO BE RIDICULOUS

 

[Squirrel]

 

I never thought Twins fans would forget Harmon Killebrew, but it's possible.

No, no … not possible. Ever. But it doesn't mean I won't enjoy Sano just as much.

[twinsnorth49]

Sano hit ball, ball go far.