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Let me guess: you probably spent the first year of each child's life teaching it to walk and talk and the next seventeen years to shut up and sit down.

 

Simple solution: don't teach kids to walk or talk.

Children should be caged and not heard.

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Headache advice I once found on a medicine bottle: keep away from children.

LaBombo Wichita Wind Surge

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"You just shook your head! Doesn't that make you happy?"

 

Sporting a stylish cloak that Neil Allen assured him would strike fear in the heart of the next batter, Boyer barely noticed the odd words Allen spoke to Kurt Suzuki as he left the mound to return to the dugout:

 

http://www.geocities.ws/Hollywood/5671/PrincessBride/Image131.jpg

 

 

"Light him".

 

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ashbury GOAT

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I love children so much I decided only three in all the world should be forced to have me as a parent.

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I'm not sure what is having a worse night tonight; the twins chances at the playoffs or Donald trumps chances at the presidency.

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Sporting a stylish cloak that Neil Allen assured him would strike fear in the heart of the next batter, Boyer barely noticed the odd words Allen spoke to Kurt Suzuki as he left the mound to return to the dugout:

 

http://www.geocities.ws/Hollywood/5671/PrincessBride/Image131.jpg

 

 

"Light him".

That's how Boyer becomes known as a fireballer eh?

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If we make the playoffs, do we get to stay there for 4 years?

assuming trump wouldn't be killed/impeached/dead of a hair piece accident within a year.
LaBombo Wichita Wind Surge

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If we make the playoffs, do we get to stay there for 4 years?

 

Maybe as a favor to the Twins for basically throwing them 32 innings of batting practice, the Jays will nominate us as their vice-contender playoff running mates.

LaBombo Wichita Wind Surge

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Maybe as a favor to the Twins for basically throwing them 32 innings of batting practice, the Jays will nominate us as their vice-contender playoff running mates.

 

Well, if you have to see your playoff hopes basically burn up in a fiery Hindenburg crash, at least it was against the better team that's taking their spot, instead of dropping four straight to the friggin' ChiSox.

 

Ok, that's not making me feel any better either.    Never mind.

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Well, if you have to see your playoff hopes basically burn up in a fiery Hindenburg crash, at least it was against the better team that's taking their spot, instead of dropping four straight to the friggin' ChiSox.

 

Ok, that's not making me feel any better either.    Never mind.

winner.

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