Game Thread, Twins @ Blue Jays, 8/6 @ 6:07pm CT

[ashbury]

Let me guess: you probably spent the first year of each child's life teaching it to walk and talk and the next seventeen years to shut up and sit down.

 

Simple solution: don't teach kids to walk or talk.

Children should be caged and not heard.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

A Tiger-Beaver hybrid chases the forest critters until exhausted they fall into a riverbed, blocking the water flow.

 

This is damming with feint preys.

[USAFChief]

yeah yeah, great catch, blah blah blah.  we're happy for you.

 

go $**(# yourself.

[Winston Smith]

May is the mop up guy now?

[LaBombo]

 

"You just shook your head! Doesn't that make you happy?"

 

Sporting a stylish cloak that Neil Allen assured him would strike fear in the heart of the next batter, Boyer barely noticed the odd words Allen spoke to Kurt Suzuki as he left the mound to return to the dugout:

 

http://www.geocities.ws/Hollywood/5671/PrincessBride/Image131.jpg

 

 

"Light him".

 

[ashbury]

Headache advice I once found on a medicine bottle: keep away from children.

[ashbury]

I love children so much I decided only three in all the world should be forced to have me as a parent.

[DaveW]

I'm not sure what is having a worse night tonight; the twins chances at the playoffs or Donald trumps chances at the presidency.

[JB_Iowa]

Seeing that strike out by Encarnacion was the highlight of my night.

[ashbury]

I do have other things to talk about than children of course. Take the Minnesota Twins. Please!

[sampleSizeOfOne]

I'm not sure what is having a worse night tonight; the twins chances at the playoffs or Donald trumps chances at the presidency.

If we make the playoffs, do we get to stay there for 4 years?

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Sporting a stylish cloak that Neil Allen assured him would strike fear in the heart of the next batter, Boyer barely noticed the odd words Allen spoke to Kurt Suzuki as he left the mound to return to the dugout:

 

http://www.geocities.ws/Hollywood/5671/PrincessBride/Image131.jpg

 

 

"Light him".

That's how Boyer becomes known as a fireballer eh?

[sampleSizeOfOne]

(Conga conga conga!)

[DaveW]

If we make the playoffs, do we get to stay there for 4 years?

assuming trump wouldn't be killed/impeached/dead of a hair piece accident within a year.

[LaBombo]

 

If we make the playoffs, do we get to stay there for 4 years?

 

Maybe as a favor to the Twins for basically throwing them 32 innings of batting practice, the Jays will nominate us as their vice-contender playoff running mates.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Ha, Trevor May in a six run game.

Rodney Dangerfield?

 

Henny Youngman?

 

 

 

 

EDIT: Another one liner? Chief beat me to it....

[LaBombo]

 

 

Maybe as a favor to the Twins for basically throwing them 32 innings of batting practice, the Jays will nominate us as their vice-contender playoff running mates.

 

Well, if you have to see your playoff hopes basically burn up in a fiery Hindenburg crash, at least it was against the better team that's taking their spot, instead of dropping four straight to the friggin' ChiSox.

 

Ok, that's not making me feel any better either.    Never mind.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Mmm... Buxton on rehab...

 

Almost there...

[USAFChief]

 

Well, if you have to see your playoff hopes basically burn up in a fiery Hindenburg crash, at least it was against the better team that's taking their spot, instead of dropping four straight to the friggin' ChiSox.

 

Ok, that's not making me feel any better either.    Never mind.

winner.

[Kwak]

I have this image in my mind:  Molitor is driving a bus.  In the window above it is written:  Route 90 L  Express

[sampleSizeOfOne]

winner.

But... We didn't win? Or did i miss something?

 

Oh wait. No "h". My bad. "Pardon me, the words were so much alike..."

[Richie the Rally Goat]

 

Ha, great time to flip on the TV, Morris calling Suzuki lazy! I vote for full time Morris.

the ethnic jokes are what really puts the icing on the cake