Article: Game Thread: Twins v Mariners, 7/30 @ 7:10pm CT

[ashbury]

Getting Buxton back is better than any trade I could have made.......

Unless his rehab therapy includes a Cure For The Common Breaking Pitch In The Dirt, I am keeping my 2015 expectations modest.

[Riverbrian]

The grass at Target field has looked bad for awhile.

 

Right behind 2b... It kinda looks like the middle finger extended has been designed in. 

[Craig Arko]

I'm to the point where I won't complain if they have Mauer sacrifice bunt.

A breakthrough!

[Mike Sixel]

Unless his rehab therapy includes a Cure For The Common Breaking Pitch In The Dirt, I am keeping my 2015 expectations modest.

Sorry, that was my prediction for a Ryan quote........

[formerly33]

 

I was thinking step 4 is pretty non-specific...

Nah, that's step 5.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Mauer strikes out looking?

 

Say it isn't so!

 

(On RB delay)

[Jerr]

 

I've always wanted my own update... Like Circus Boy has. 

It will be the RBU but, maybe will have more negativity than CBU, as it ain't goods news (most times).....think of it as frustration, as in frogs or crickets that keep you awake

[JB_Iowa]

 

The grass at Target field has looked bad for awhile.

 

Right behind 2b... It kinda looks like the middle finger extended has been designed in. 

 

 

Kenny Chesney.

[ashbury]

Hicks now batting .301.

Big deal. Polanco's now at .333.

[Craig Arko]

Hunter and Hicks.

 

http://youtu.be/-mcUPY0RMdU

[Riverbrian]

 

Kenny Chesney.

 

The Twins ground crew is flipping off Kenny Chesney? 

 

Awesome

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Sano also goes down. As Hicks moves up to second. Nice steal there!  (RBD)

[ashbury]

You forgot....soak in vodka.

You're soaking in it right now!

 

[ashbury]

I was thinking step 4 is pretty non-specific...

That way, if the melon slices don't come out so good, eat something else.

[ashbury]

Inconceivable

That's what she told me, but it was a lie.

[USAFChief]

 

You're soaking in it right now!

 

A Madge siting!

[ashbury]

Sorry, that was my prediction for a Ryan quote........

My advice remains the same if directed toward him.

[Craig Arko]

*sigh*

 

Which is not quite Arrrrrgh!

 

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_moon

[formerly33]

ROSARIO!!!!!!!!! BAAAABYYYY!!!!

[Craig Arko]

Eddie! Eddie! Eddie!

[Riverbrian]

 

A Madge siting!

 

Somehow... She kept her job as a manicurist. 

 

Lady: I need to get my nails done. But... I can't go to Madge because she insists on using Dishwashing liquid. 

 

Lady's Friend: Where are you gonna go instead? 

 

Lady: Maybe the Maytag repairman... He isn't doing much at the moment. 

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OR

 

Boss: MADGE!!! DAMN IT!!! I'm telling you for the last time... Quit bringing that crap in here. See this wall... See all this product in all these shelf's on this wall... I'm trying to move this product and you are bringing in stuff from the grocery store. 

 

 

 

[jimbo92107]

Ha! It's like Eddie was listening to 'em in the booth. Rip that triple, you little bastard!

[jimbo92107]

Get him in, Esco!

[Jerr]

RBU Geesh

[diehardtwinsfan]

Aaron Hicks.  .300 hitter.

[Craig Arko]

I hope Eddie bunts for his single next AB.

[jimbo92107]

Esco, yeah! Scores Eddie!!

[sampleSizeOfOne]

 

I hope Eddie bunts for his single next AB.

 

That would work for me.

 

I have a sneaking suspicion though that he'll need help from the Mariners to hit for the cycle in the form of being thrown out at second... I don't think they're up to it though.

[Riverbrian]

 

Aaron Hicks.  .300 hitter.

 

Old News... He's been a .300 hitter for at least 30 Minutes.

[jimbo92107]

Nice at-bat for Polanco. Walks to bring up the Doz.