Game Thread: Twins@Mariners, 4/25, 8:10 p.m.

[Thrylos]

 

In exchange for guaranteed Playoffs for the Twins...

 

Would you remove all of your car doors and drive around like that for 6 months.

 

Sure.  Piece of cake.

 

http://gate.crashing.org/~fray/JEEP11.JPG

[twinscowboysbulls]

Regardless of what happens tonight, the twins brass didn't think this guy was good enough to be In the rotation... How pathetic. He looks like our best starter at this point. (Yes, I still think Hughes is damn good and I'm not being ridiculous)

[twinscowboysbulls]

Another observation.... Miller isn't very quick at SS for Seattle. What are his defensive numbers? He doesn't look very good to me.

[Willihammer]

Does throwing up count as (at some moment in time) Full?

I think that just confirms you ate the authentic stuff. Either that or compost. You didn't accidentally eat a composted corn cob did you?

[ashbury]

In exchange for guaranteed playoffs for the Twins I would be willing to live on a tropical island with Jennifer Lawrence for a year.

"You have sinned, Jennifer Lawrence..."

[sampleSizeOfOne]

tie game...

[glunn]

Sweet!

[ashbury]

ESCO-BEAR!

[Willihammer]

Es-coooooooooo

 

Cruz 9. Twins 9.

[twinscowboysbulls]

ESCO-BEAR!

Can I get the background info on this nickname?

[Riverbrian]

 

In exchange for guaranteed playoffs for the Twins I would be willing to live on a tropical island with Jennifer Lawrence for a year.

 

LOL... The Beverly Hills version of roughing it. 

[Platoon]

In exchange for guaranteed playoffs for the Twins I would be willing to live on a tropical island with Jennifer Lawrence for a year.

. Most tropical islands don't have FSN, so you would miss the playoffs!

[ashbury]

Can I get the background info on this nickname?

He looks cuddly.

[Halsey Hall]

Both Esco's with rbi's tonight.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

In exchange for guaranteed playoffs for the Twins I would be willing to live on a tropical island with Jennifer Lawrence for a year.

Tropical island? Then how would you follow the playoff game(s)? Is Jennifer Lawrence also a Twins fan?

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Both Esco's with rbi's tonight.

Eduar-dos rbis, that is.

 

Yes, that had not occurred to me...

[Platoon]

Dick just suggested that if Dozier scores another run he might stay in the lead off spot. But he struck out. So does this means he now bats 9th?

[twinscowboysbulls]

He looks cuddly.

Gotcha. Hope May is fine.

[Willihammer]

Ah crap. Right off the elbow. No way he can pitch, can he? Proud of the kid for finishing the play though.

[Riverbrian]

Mom May didn't like that

[sampleSizeOfOne]

I wasn't there, but i speculate it went something like this...
 

[Platoon]

Tropical island? Then how would you follow the playoff game(s)? Is Jennifer Lawrence also a Twins fan?

. A more pertinent question, does Jennifer Lawerence have a Twin?

[Platoon]

Well that sucks

[Halsey Hall]

I was just going to type that May has found a home when the ball finds him. 

[glunn]

 

. Most tropical islands don't have FSN, so you would miss the playoffs!

Exactly, but I would be willing to make that sacrifice for the Twins.

[ashbury]

. A more pertinent question, does Jennifer Lawerence have a Twin?

Man, are you ever GREEDY!

[Willihammer]

Imagine if Pelfrey was the long-man and he got as much time as he needed to warm up lol

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Please, Terry, do not use this as an excuse to remove May from the rotation.

[glunn]

I would be willing to live on a tropical island with Jennifer Lawrence for TWO years if the Twins can win the playoffs AND May's elbow is undamaged.

[Danchat]

Oh yeah, it's Tim Stauffer Time! He totally sucks!!

 

(if you can't tell, I'm trying to jinx him. Now he's going to go 5 innings with 0 runs!)