Official Twins/Gophers Game Thread: Wed. March 4 @ 6 p.m.

[Craig Arko]

Buxton smoked that one down the line. Ixnay on the Ustray.

[Seth Stohs]

Eric Fryer walked, moved to second, and then Byron Buxton lined a double down the left field line to drive him in.

 

After two, Twins 2, Gophers 1.

[NoCryingInBaseball]

Cool scene when Molly being interviewed by TV crew with headset on gives signs to coach in the middle of answering a question for Cory Provu.s

[Riverbrian]

If these are the new jerseys... I like em.

 

Only thing I don't like is... The letters for the names on the back are too big.

 

If we sign Saltalamacchia... The name is going to have bleed over onto the sleeves.

[Squirrel]

Just getting in ... live baseball!!!  Yeeehaaaaa!  

[Squirrel]

If these are the new jerseys... I like em.

 

Only thing I don't like is... The letters for the names on the back are too big.

 

If we sign Saltalamacchia... The name is going to have bleed over onto the sleeves.

Geez, Brian ... it's hardly game one and already complaining about the uniforms???  Next it'll be they aren't dirty enough for you!  

[Riverbrian]

Dan Jennings: I've got a deal for you Terry... Saltalamacchia for Mike Pelfrey... We will also pick up all the money on Saltys contract.

 

Terry Ryan: sounds good... But we can't do it... His name won't fit on the back of our new uniforms,

[Riverbrian]

Geez, Brian ... it's hardly game one and already complaining about the uniforms???  Next it'll be they aren't dirty enough for you!  

They are never dirty enough for me!!!

 

Very few things in life are dirty enough for me

[Riverbrian]

It should be against the rules for Gophers to walk Sano

[Riverbrian]

It should also be against the rules for Gophers to tunnel and leaves holes on private property.

[ashbury]

Has Morganna run on the field?

She did.   But she's not so young anymore.   She immediately tripped over something.   I wasn't able to see what.

[ashbury]

 Ixnay on the Ustray.

He was wearing a truss?   Ixnay for sure.

[Riverbrian]

Runners will be on base for Buxton... Big moment about to happen... Stay tuned!!!

[Riverbrian]

Ok... One runner on base for Buxton

 

My fault.. I jinxed it

[Riverbrian]

Ok... That wasn't as much fun... It fell apart right quick

[ashbury]

Runners will be on base for Buxton... Big moment about to happen... Stay tuned!!!

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[USAFChief]

She did.   But she's not so young anymore.   She immediately tripped over something.   I wasn't able to see what.

I can't watch the game, but according to twitter, she tripped twice.

[Squirrel]

My fault.. I jinxed it

Indeed.  You need to work on that.  But we'll consider this your ST, too.

[big dog]

I'd like to see them both hit.

I'd be happy to see them both walk off the field under their own power.

[ashbury]

Ok... One runner on base for Buxton

 

My fault.. I jinxed it

O RLY?

Ok... That wasn't as much fun... It fell apart right quick

O RLY?

[Riverbrian]

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/000/015/orly.jpg

 

Owls are awesome

 

By far my favorite bird

 

I hope that's an owl

 

Is that an owl?

[ashbury]

Owls are awesome

 

By far my favorite bird

 

I hope that's an owl

 

Is that an owl?

[Craig Arko]

Ah, somebody tripped on the TV cord. Morganna?

[Riverbrian]

I was talking with a Bird expert and he said that Owls are the fiercest things in the air... They are called the Tigers of the Sky!!!

 

It occurs to me... That would make Tigers the "Owls of the ground".

[Craig Arko]

Eric Kaler really makes me miss Ken Keller.

[ashbury]

I was talking with a Bird expert and he said that Owls are the fiercest things in the air... They are called the Tigers of the Sky!!!

 

It occurs to me... That would make Tigers the "Owls of the ground".

My alma mater liked to call itself the Harvard of the Midwest.   My inquiries to Harvard as to whether they reckoned themselves to be the Butler of the Northeast went unanswered.

[jimmer]

Eric Kaler really makes me miss Ken Keller.

not to mention Helen Keller :-)

[Riverbrian]

My alma mater liked to call itself the Harvard of the Midwest.   My inquiries to Harvard as to whether they reckoned themselves to be the Butler of the Northeast went unanswered.

 

I went to school at the University of Rhode Island of North Dakota

[Craig Arko]

My alma mater liked to call itself the Harvard of the Midwest.   My inquiries to Harvard as to whether they reckoned themselves to be the Butler of the Northeast went unanswered.

Death match of the butlers.

[Riverbrian]

Dan Rohlfing: Hello I'm Dan Rohlfing

 

Other Person: You don't feel well?

 

Dan: (Confused)... I'm fine... what did mean by that?

 

Other Person: I thought you said you were going to Rolf.