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Game Thread: Twins @ Mariners, 7/7 @ 9:10pm CT

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ashbury GOAT

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Per Dick:

 

Iwakuma has never given up an earned run to the Twins in his career.

 

 

I've heard better news.

 

Was really hoping for a leadoff homer from Dozierzie, but the single is OK with me.

Bark's Lounge Ft Myers Mighty Mussels

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In other news, a 3.2 earthquake two hours ago northeast of Carson City registered as a quick bump here at Tahoe.

 

I hope everyone is okay. I am assuming a 3.2 is a wtf, rather than a WTF!!!!!!!

ashbury GOAT

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I hope everyone is okay. I am assuming a 3.2 is a wtf' date=' rather than a WTF!!!!!!![/quote']

 

No reports of damage, though I'm sure the folks closer to Carson City were more alarmed.

sampleSizeOfOne Cooperstown

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OK, here's the philosophical conundrum for the ages: if Pedro Florimon stepped up to the plate against Ricky Nolasco, would there be a hit, an out, or rain delay?

 

Oh! I got this one!

 

Them facing each other implies that one of them has left the Twins. Thus self-deprecation gives the victory to the non-Twin.

 

How'd i do?

JB_Iowa Ft Myers Mighty Mussels

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Did Dick forget what words are or what?

 

I think Bert sent his language skills along on the road trip.

ashbury GOAT

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How'd i do?

 

Probably better than either of the gentlemen I named. Although, Nolasco could still find a cure to what ails him.

ashbury GOAT

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Nobody cares about Cowboys'' date=' gamblers' and prostitutes' fears.[/quote']

 

On the contrary. The roundup is always better when the cowboy is crying.

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Bark's Lounge

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On the contrary. The roundup is always better when the cowboy is crying.

 

That sounds sort of creepy. I'll take my chances with clowns.

ashbury GOAT

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It would be nice if the guys Terry wants to trade could not suck for a couple weeks.

 

Wouldn't want to trade them anymore, then.

LaBombo Wichita Wind Surge

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The.... horror.

 

The.... horror.

 

 

http://cpshaw.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/apocalypse-now-brando-the-horror.jpg

pierre75275 Draft Eligible

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I am surprised Nolasco thought he could pitch through. You would think the the era encroaching on 6 would be a clue. In related news...the MRI turned out fine and Nolasco has been optioned to AA where he will be taught how to throw lefthanded by Aaron hicks battin coach

ScrapTheNickname FCL Twins

ScrapTheNickname

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I have my doubts about the effectiveness of the "Rally Rhino" or "Comeback Bunny". Some have said to keep throwing them out there' date=' and I will do as such today, but in the days they have been used, the Twins have accumulated zero wins. My faith wanes.

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I like the Comeback Bunny because he is so cute and ineffectual, which matches our team so well.

Gibby First Round Pick

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I like the Comeback Bunny because he is so cute and ineffectual, which matches our team so well.

 

I like the Rhino because he cant pitch, which matches our team so well.

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