Game Thread: Twins @ Mariners, 7/7 @ 9:10pm CT

[JB_Iowa]

Bridget Hanley was born in Minneapolis.

 

So her real name was Bridget. I didn't remember that her name on the show was Candy until I looked at it just now. But I always identified with that red hair.

[snepp]

This thread needs more Metallagher.

 

 

 

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<Insert Princess Bride quote here>

 

As you wish...

 

After much deliberation:

 

"Welcome to the pit of despair!"

 

(Runner up being "I don't mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?" which leads into the sword fight and relevant handedness as the original referent)

[ashbury]

The players in today's lineup since June 1 by OPS, (not in order). Anyone wanna guess who is who?

 

.353

.653

2.056

.657

.759

.794

.636

.537

.556

 

Most of these are Florimon. Colabello looks like the outlier and I don't know the two normal guys.

[Bark's Lounge]

About the same era.

 

Yeah, the lyrics sort of struck me that way, and by the fact you gave your age away a few days ago, I am sure you are as striking as the day you were twenty.

[Craig Arko]

Never get involved in a land war in Asia.

[drock2190]

I thought May's injury was minor and he was expected to be back before the futures game. What happened?

 

Guess its either Kris Johnson or Logan Darnell replacing Nolasco if he has to go on the DL. So excited....

[ashbury]

Hulk have poop. Hulk belly ache.

 

You won't like him when he's constipated.

[LaBombo]

http://mediafiles.cineplex.com/Blog/English/Listed/PrincessBrideguest350.jpg

[scottz]

Never get involved in a land war in Asia.

 

It's spelled Arcia.

[Bark's Lounge]

This thread needs more Metallagher.

 

 

 

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I still have not received my indecent exposure citation from that concert. Had a blast though.

[JB_Iowa]

Yeah' date=' the lyrics sort of struck me that way, and by the fact you gave your age away a few days ago, I am sure you are as striking as the day you were twenty.[/quote']

 

Fortunately I was only about 13 when the TV show and song were popular. I think my brain remembers the teenage trivia best.

[Craig Arko]

http://mediafiles.cineplex.com/Blog/English/Listed/PrincessBrideguest350.jpg

 

Mr. Jamie Lee Curtis.

[curt1965]

And in other Twins news items, Meyer is replacing May at the Futures game, Sano has been cleared to begin a throwing program, and Nolasco is having an MRI on his elbow tomorrow.

Gardy: Ricky, do you want to go to Rochester for awhile?

Nolasco: uh, no....

Gardy: Well then... your elbow is hurting

Nolasco: What?

Gardy: It's been hurting for some time, but you thought you could pitch threw it...

Nolasco: uh, that's right Gardy.

Gardy: And you think you should have a MRI....

Nolasco: I do? I mean.....I think I should have a MRI

Gardy: And you probably be out for.......

Nolasco: 2 weeks?????

Gardy: 6 weeks

Nolasco: I mean 6 weeks

Gardy:If you have any questions, talk to Pelfrey, OK

Nolasco: gee.....thanks Gardy!

[Bark's Lounge]

Fortunately I was only about 13 when the TV show and song were popular. I think my brain remembers the teenage trivia best.

 

...or thirteen.

[Bark's Lounge]

Mr. Jamie Lee Curtis.

 

I liked him better in True Lies.

[ashbury]

Gardy: Ricky, do you want to go to Rochester for awhile?

Nolasco: uh, no....

Gardy: Well then... your elbow is hurting

Nolasco: What?

Gardy: It's been hurting for some time, but you thought you could pitch threw it...

Nolasco: uh, that's right Gardy.

Gardy: And you think you should have a MRI....

Nolasco: I do? I mean.....I think I should have a MRI

Gardy: And you probably be out for.......

Nolasco: 2 weeks?????

Gardy: 6 weeks

Nolasco: I mean 6 weeks

Gardy:If you have any questions, talk to Pelfrey, OK

Nolasco: gee.....thanks Gardy!

 

Nolasco: And that screen door... I should let it hit me, or not let it hit me, on my way out?

[Willihammer]

You won't like him when he's constipated.

 

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Nolasco: And that screen door... I should let it hit me, or not let it hit me, on my way out?

 

Gardy: It's worse than I thought if you get hit by a screen door.

 

Joking aside, I hope Nolasco does what he has to to figure it out.

[JB_Iowa]

Gardy: It's worse than I thought if you get hit by a screen door.

 

Joking aside, I hope Nolasco does what he has to to figure it out.

 

For extra cred, let the screen door hit you on the elbow.

[JB_Iowa]

• Rhett Bollinger ‏@RhettBollinger 13m
  Top prospect Miguel Sano's meeting with Dr. Altchek went well today, per agent Rob Plummer. He's cleared to start throwing program.
   
   
  

[ashbury]

ang lee

 

Possibly the best Shaggy Dog story I ever heard told.

[Bark's Lounge]

Now do one of the Seattle WaterMarinerLons

 

Hey, after an hour and twenty two minutes I finally get it!

 

[ashbury]

Gardy: It's worse than I thought if you get hit by a screen door.

 

Joking aside, I hope Nolasco does what he has to to figure it out.

 

OK, here's the philosophical conundrum for the ages: if Pedro Florimon stepped up to the plate against Ricky Nolasco, would there be a hit, an out, or rain delay?

[ashbury]

Hey' date=' after an hour and twenty two minutes I finally get it!

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Nooooooo! The sledgehammer needs the TC logo (perhaps with a #16 uni), the melon needs a Mariners' insignia.

[Bark's Lounge]

OK, here's the philosophical conundrum for the ages: if Pedro Florimon stepped up to the plate against Ricky Nolasco, would there be a hit, an out, or rain delay?

 

My belief is that baseball would die in this proposed scenario.

 

Nothing more, nothing less.

[JB_Iowa]

Per Dick:

 

Iwakuma has never given up an earned run to the Twins in his career.

 

 

I've heard better news.

[Bark's Lounge]

Nooooooo! The sledgehammer needs the TC logo (perhaps with a #16 uni), the melon needs a Mariners' insignia.

 

Better?

 

[Winston Smith]

Come on people time to get serious a few wins and we can get back in the race.

 

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[ashbury]

In other news, a 3.2 earthquake two hours ago northeast of Carson City registered as a quick bump here at Tahoe.