Doubleheader Game Thread: Blue Jays@Twins 12:10PM/6:10PM

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Things that are slower than pelfrey pitching out of the stretch...GO!

 

I think you mean things that are faster than Pelfrey pitching out of the stretch.

 

To that I would say, Twinsdaily service during peak usage is faster than Pelfrey pitching out of the stretch.

 

Wait... Is it slower or faster? I'm confused...

 

Um... one seems challenging... the other humorous...

 

I'll go with... my wit.

 

(ah, yes. Self-deprecation is the easy way out...)

[Willihammer]

Blood moon cycles are faster than Mike Pelfrey pitching out of the stretch

[crapforks]

How and why is Hermann hitting here?

[MichiganTwins]

Plouffee pinch hit for Hermann?

[MichiganTwins]

Nevermind, good job not pinch hitting Plouffe

[ashbury]

Ya, I would pinch hit Plouffe in there at some point. Probably for nunez.

 

Herrmann would have been my choice, but that isn't happening. And... it works out.

[crapforks]

I'll take it. Still think Hermann should have been PH for.

[afurry91]

That's kinda the point. If any spots in the lineup are gonna be bad, it's those spots. You seriously shouldn't expect much from a team this bad.

 

You're a bright beam of sunshine aren't you?

[Riverbrian]

C'mon Eddie

[Riverbrian]

His bunting is a little lazy.

[Twins Twerp]

Is that florimon out there? Identical bunter

[MichiganTwins]

Pinch hit for Nunez so we can get a bunt. nevermind, he just bunted it well

[afurry91]

Wow... That wasn't pretty in the least bit. It worked though!

 

Here we go trevor. Knock a pair of runs in here.

[Twins Twerp]

Are s h i ting me...2 strike bunt?

[MichiganTwins]

If you are the Blue Jays, do you just walk Plouffe?

[big dog]

We'll take the result, though.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

His bunting is a little lazy.

 

3rd time pays for all...

 

And now Plouffe comes up for Hicks with a chance to tie it!

[Riverbrian]

Are s h i ting me...2 strike bunt?

 

I make my kids do that...

 

nope... I gave you the bunt sign... You are gonna bunt or strikeout trying

[LaBombo]

Blood moon cycles are faster than Mike Pelfrey pitching out of the stretch

 

Mayo.com diagnostic engine says it's probably Trachselitis. The good news is that there's a new drug in the late stages of FDA approval. The bad news is that the possible side effects include dizziness, blurry vision, random arm movements, and "the condition known as hotdog fingers", whatever that is.

[Willihammer]

Yikes

 

Well that could have gone better. Then again it could have gone worse.

 

Come on Plouffesy!

[afurry91]

Bases juiced!

[Riverbrian]

Last year's Plouffe would have chased something.

[GCTF]

Make Santos L. Helper pay!

[Squirrel]

Oh my

[Riverbrian]

Hicks and Escobar pinch hit for... So... Who plays center

[ashbury]

Mayo.com diagnostic engine says it's probably Trachselitis. The good news is that there's a new drug in the late stages of FDA approval. The bad news is that the possible side effects include dizziness, blurry vision, random arm movements, and "the condition known as hotdog fingers", whatever that is.

 

[Squirrel]

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[ashbury]

So... Who plays center

 

Try telling that to Abbott.

[Squirrel]

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okay, just really really Ick.

[Scheherezade]

Suzuki in center?