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  1. Dave The Dastardly
    I was a genius once. Had to give it up when I got married.
  2. Dave The Dastardly
    I see Lynn is coming in with an 11.25 ERA, Verlander at 2.31. I know, it's early in the season, but considering the weather I'm wondering if there will be an iceberg on the mound for the Twins tonight. That would make the game more of a Titanic crash than a clash of Titans. Cue Dandy Don Meredith...
  3. Dave The Dastardly
    I've never seen a hirsute bald eagle before. It's amazing what TD has done for my education. Game threads should be required reading for all high school seniors.
  4. Dave The Dastardly
    You mean a big blooper? That would give him time to circle the bases.
  5. Dave The Dastardly
    My Highbrow T-Shirt says "My Fecal Matter Renders No Olfactory Sensation" My wife thinks it stinks. I told her to wash it. The T-shirt.
  6. Dave The Dastardly
    Oh my God! Three posts in a row? Is that like a strikeout? It's hell playing catch-up on GT. Or should that be GOT?
  7. Dave The Dastardly
    Blue Duck had a treatment. Yours sounds similar.
  8. Dave The Dastardly
    You mean if Phil Hughes starts it will be a Miracle?
  9. Dave The Dastardly
    Are they having you jump through the hoops?
  10. Dave The Dastardly
    Only to protect the innocent.
  11. Dave The Dastardly
    The wife and I are already planning a trip to see the Kernels this summer. Three hour drive away so we'll stay overnight and catch a couple of games before heading back. Gonna be fun!!!!
  12. Dave The Dastardly
    Okay, what's with the nose guard?
  13. Dave The Dastardly
    The radio announcers just informed us that Pittsburgh has the second most bridges of any city in the world. I'm thinking that last one was a Bridge To Far for the Twinkies.
  14. Dave The Dastardly
    Just heard a couple shots from my neighbor a half mile south of me. He was a Twins fan. I'm guessing the TV went first.
  15. Dave The Dastardly
    The longer a guy can keep his wife buffaloed, the longer he stays married. Sounds like you're good for another year or two. The Twins pitching staff... not yet sure they can buffalo other team's line-ups. But at least I'm not ready the throw in the towel either. Hope springs eternal if you're a Twins fan. Even if Minnesota doesn't have a spring anymore.
  16. Dave The Dastardly
    Nice analysis. However like most things, the proof will be in the pudding. And like most comments so far, I'm clicking the heels of my red shoes together and repeating the refrain; I hope he can, I hope he can... Wait a minute! Am I mixing up my metaphors? See what Gibby does to Twins fans...
  17. Dave The Dastardly
    Good news/bad news. Bad news: I have looked forward to this day for three months - maybe longer. Then three days ago I learned I have a family obligation to attend this afternoon. The good news; the obligation will be held at a sports bar and grill during happy hour!!!!!!!! Christmas in March!!!!!!!!
  18. Dave The Dastardly
    I think the head scratching is caused by a case of the grass being greener on the other side of the fence for the FO. For some reason Rule 5 pickups, players other teams don't protect, seem to enamor them more than our own prospects. Now while Shaggy has earned a spot in the Dodger's pen, we'll carry Kinley like deadweight in ours.
  19. Dave The Dastardly
    I have Hookem, Crookem and Snookem on retainer. Very reputable.
  20. Dave The Dastardly
    As long as we're going archaic, how about Hammond Hammurabi? It's got that alliteration thing going for it. And you know, because we're sort of looking for a guy who can lay down the law. That's an historic pun by the way. What can I say, it's a slow Sunday afternoon.
  21. Dave The Dastardly
    Ill vote romero... what's that mean in Latin?
  22. Dave The Dastardly
    I'm having trouble wrapping my mind around this. Sire - the male parent of an animal, esp. a stallion or bull kept for breeding. Is that what they're doing down there in spring training? Talk about greener pastures...
  23. Dave The Dastardly
    Take the mound and get us deep into the game! (virtual pat on the fanny).
  24. Dave The Dastardly
    That clinches it, I'm going to spend a weekend in Cedar Rapids this summer. Already downloaded the Kernels schedule. Anybody have any suggestions as to which series?
  25. Dave The Dastardly
    Maybe more than the balls were juiced for the last couple months of last season.
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