I have no idea what "run into a cookie" means (although it sounds delicious). However, I would love to see a guy who hits a lot of home runs even if he strikes out 1/3 of his at bats, if he also hits .270 from both sides of the plate. Here is my mathematical reasoning.....
ABs 500
SOs 175 (35%)
HRs 35
Remaining ABs 290
Hits needed to hit .270 100
BA on Remaining ABs .344
In order to hit .270 in 500 plate appearances, Severino would need 135 total hits - 35 of which would be home runs. Therefore, in his remaining non-strikeout, non-home run 290 at bats, Severino would need a .344 batting average. In contrast, with the same strike out and home run numbers, a Gallo-esque type hitter would only need to hit .224 in order to achieve a .200 batting average. I would much prefer Severino.