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1. Ames, Iowa – If you are going to road trip from Minneapolis to Kansas City, Ames Iowa is basically the midway point. Ames Iowa is also pretty close to the middle of nowhere. Unless, you feel that corn fields and hog farms are somewhere and if that’s the case… you are in the middle of somewhere. Ames is the home of Iowa State University… they call themselves the Cyclones because cyclones rotate around the middle of a deep low pressure system and in Ames, you experience deep emotional lows and the pressure to live somewhere else is intense. Ames is also almost exactly in the middle of Iowa and this causes people from Ames to give up trying to escape Iowa because it seems like a never-ending task no matter what direction you flee.
2. Our Twins – The Twins were 12-11 in April, 14-12 in May and they are currently 14-14 in June with one final game to go in June. If the Twins win tonight, it will be the third straight winning month of baseball. If the Twins lose tonight, our fans will start watching bowling instead. Only Ervin Santana can save us from buying Pete Weber T-Shirts.
3. The Royals – When it comes to June performance in the AL Central, the best team this month has been the Kansas City Royals with a 16-9 record. As a matter of fact, the Royals have the best record in the American League for the month of June. Something clicked because they had the worst record in the American League in April. My guess is that somebody reminded all those soon to be free agents on the roster that they were soon to be free agents and they may want to kick it up a notch.
4. Today’s Joe M Conversation:
Mauer: Here comes Joe with the Food!
Montana: Thank God… I’m starving!
McCarthy: Hey, Joe… what did you bring this morning?
Maddon: Real simple today guys… peanut butter on toast.
Mauer: I love peanut butter on toast… did you bring any honey?
Maddon: I did… here ya go.
Mauer: Why does honey come in a bear bottle?
Montana: It should come in a bee bottle.
Maddon: Well… bears like honey… so… it works.
McCarthy: Yeah, but the bees make the honey… what would bears be without bees?
Mauer: Ears?
5. Driver’s License – When I took the picture for my driver’s license photo… they asked me to smile, and so I did. I got pulled over for speeding… the officer asked for my license… I wasn’t happy about it so I wasn’t smiling at the time and the officer thought it was a fake. Next time I take a photo for my license… I’m going to have Chief stand in for me and that should take care of the problem.







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