Royals 11, Twins 2: Another Awful Experience, Royals Throttle Ryan and the Twins

[T.O.]

1 hour ago, D.C Twins said:

The Twins aren't absorbent and yellow but the lineup is porous as hell. There's so many holes it's like a baritone saxophone. Plus they are playing under water.

And then there's Joe, I mean Mr Krabs...

[Jasper]

Clean all the players who will not be here next year off the roster now. Call up AAA-AA hitters and pitchers  that can hit and get someone out! Might sell some tickets to watch the youngsters instead of embarrassing so called team we have now.

[Nshore]

We've reached the Falvey/ Baldelli singularity.  Tanking is right in their comfort zone.

[Nshore]

12 hours ago, Hosken Bombo Disco said:

Should we infer that Ryan’s illness was more about him losing his composure than anything physical? That would be totally understandable. Also, Rocco’s postgame comments… ooof. 

Ryan is having difficulty going along with the tanking program.  He looks about ready to explode.

[Nshore]

2 hours ago, Original_JB said:

How soon before we start to hear rumors that there is a lawsuit against the Pohlads by the new "limited partners", suing to keep their names private?

You know you're in trouble when even the ownership partners have bags over their heads.

[David Maro]

Would rather watch paint dry!!

[TwinsDr2021]

2 hours ago, Peter said:

First off this is the best time to be a twins fan!!! Seriously-once they get good which they will everyone who hated/boycotted them will be back on the bandwagon-well F them!!! Once you get off you can’t get back on!!! Second they aren’t moving anywhere!!!! Next year will be way better!!! We got the top prospects coming up! It’s only going to get better!!! Just watch!!! Go twins!!!!

I am off the bandwagen, and will be until at least the manager is fired(probably the FO). Until that time I will continue to cheer for the individuals on the team to do well but for the team to lose. 

 

[RpR]

Whine on, whine on harvest moon up in the sky.
I ain't had no lovin' since April, January, June or July.
Game time ain't no time to stay outdoors and spoon.
So whine on, whine on harvest moon, for me and my pal.

[chinmusic]

2 hours ago, DJL44 said:

What an absolute disaster year for Jose Miranda that he can't even get called up to play on this lousy team. Is his career over?

He knows people in high places. A future in theatre, perhaps?

[Blyleven2011]

2 hours ago, Nshore said:

We've reached the Falvey/ Baldelli singularity.  Tanking is right in their comfort zone.

It's not so much tanking , it's pressure , FO,  manager and coaches can't handle pressure  , they don't teach players about pressure situations and becoming clutch hitters so our players fail in pressure situations  ...

[h2oface]

6 hours ago, DJL44 said:

What an absolute disaster year for Jose Miranda that he can't even get called up to play on this lousy team. Is his career over?

Japan and Korea are calling. 

[h2oface]

7 hours ago, Peter said:

First off this is the best time to be a twins fan!!! Seriously-once they get good which they will everyone who hated/boycotted them will be back on the bandwagon-well F them!!! Once you get off you can’t get back on!!! Second they aren’t moving anywhere!!!! Next year will be way better!!! We got the top prospects coming up! It’s only going to get better!!! Just watch!!! Go twins!!!!

Absolutely. Pennant races and playoffs suck. Winning is over rated. Watching good baseball is boring. This is definitely the best time to be a Twins fan. Errors and dumb base running and .100s batting averages. The best of times.