Twins (Ryan) vs Giants (Harrison): 7/12/24, 9:15pm

[Aggies7]

1 minute ago, IndianaTwin said:

Was it a chiropractor? They have them for dogs and cats now. They’re called animal crackers. 

No but my chiropractor always cracks me up with his dad jokes. I saw him about a weak back 

[Aggies7]

Last Sunday a long time ago for Vazquez

[AussieG]

Vazquez is DH? Seriously...

[cHawk]

Just now, Aggies7 said:

No but my chiropractor always cracks me up with his dad jokes. I saw him about a weak back 

I have a nice recliner that could help with that. We both go way back.

[mrtwinsfan]

this vasquez  Margo  bottom -top  of order , pretty Menacing 

[Aggies7]

Just now, cHawk said:

I have a nice recliner that could help with that. We both go way back.

I’d like to come over and try it out.

But I’m a lazy boy 

[IndyTwinsFan]

Just now, AussieG said:

Vazquez is DH? Seriously...

And yet another unproductive at-bat from Vazquez.  Who'd have ever guessed?

[USAFChief]

Just now, Aggies7 said:

I’d like to come over and try it out.

But I’m a lazy boy 

Boooooooo

[AussieG]

Just now, mrtwinsfan said:

this vasquez  Margo  bottom -top  of order , pretty Menacing 

Menacing for the Twins

[Aggies7]

Two black holes back to back. 

[USAFChief]

Manny Margot-for-three.

[Parfigliano]

Thers no C in the TC organization  better then Auto out Vasquez?

[IndianaTwin]

Did I mention that Mrs. IT and I went to Alaska on vacation. Brought home some salmon, but I couldn’t open the package. 

Had to call a loxsmith. 

[mrtwinsfan]

Span, w.t...h. are  you talking about half the time,  is he watching the same game,  Geez

[IndyTwinsFan]

Squandered yet another good scoring opportunity with some poor at-bats.

Sigh.

[Patzky]

1 minute ago, IndyTwinsFan said:

And yet another unproductive at-bat from Vazquez.  Who'd have ever guessed?

There are 100 RBI sitting on the bench right now.

[cHawk]

The Twins waste RISP opportunities like the United States wastes food.

[AussieG]

Anyone know if Miranda is ok? Just resting or what not?

[IndyTwinsFan]

Just now, Patzky said:

There are 100 RBI sitting on the bench right now.

A fat lot of good that's doing us now.

[Aggies7]

1 minute ago, IndianaTwin said:

Did I mention that Mrs. IT and I went to Alaska on vacation. Brought home some salmon, but I couldn’t open the package. 

Had to call a loxsmith. 

Way too highbrow for this joint

[Linus]

Wasn’t that a balk?  He appeared to make a move to first before he went to second on the pickoff. I’m not an expert on all the different balk rules. 

[USAFChief]

Just now, AussieG said:

Anyone know if Miranda is ok? Just resting or what not?

"Tight lower back"

[mrtwinsfan]

Late game  , some good jokes,  alcohol involved, --  it is here

[Aggies7]

1 minute ago, AussieG said:

Anyone know if Miranda is ok? Just resting or what not?

He’s got a weak back

[IndianaTwin]

3 minutes ago, AussieG said:

Anyone know if Miranda is ok? Just resting or what not?

Late scratch because of his back. 

EDIT: Ninja’ed twice. But clearly Miranda should have been spending more time on cHawk’s recliner.

[Patzky]

1 minute ago, Aggies7 said:

He’s got a weak back

He's got a week to heal too

[BH67]

3 minutes ago, IndianaTwin said:

Did I mention that Mrs. IT and I went to Alaska on vacation. Brought home some salmon, but I couldn’t open the package. 

Had to call a loxsmith. 

There's a cure for that.

[USAFChief]

5 minutes ago, IndianaTwin said:

Did I mention that Mrs. IT and I went to Alaska on vacation. Brought home some salmon, but I couldn’t open the package. 

Had to call a loxsmith. 

You brought home a trendy color??

[Patzky]

Not looking too promising tonight.

[USAFChief]

Put it on a tee, Ryan. Geez.