Game Thread: Royals (Marsh) v Twins (Ryan)

[mrtwinsfan]

I WOULD OF GAVE SANDS 1 MORE ,  WORST 6-5 THEN BRING HIM IN, 

[IndianaTwin]

45 minutes ago, Twins_Fan_in_NJ said:

Would Sal Perez be considered a future hall of famer? I think so. Didn't realize how good he's been and for so long.

The Jaws ranking doesn't like his chances: 

[sampleSizeOfOne]

2 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

I believe the opposite of "Oh poo" is "Oh pee."

 

[Aggies7]

Oh FFS

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Bases loaded.

[CRF]

TUMS time!

[IndianaTwin]

8 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

I believe the opposite of "Oh poo" is "Oh pee."

Poop jokes aren't my favorite jokes, but they're a solid No. 2. 

[Aggies7]

Is this really happening 

[Parfigliano]

Walk Witt

[Aggies7]

Absolute masterclass in t trying to* choke away a game 

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Never a doubt.

[Parfigliano]

Just now, Parfigliano said:

Walk Witt

Or not

[USAFChief]

Witt Jr sucks.

 

winnah.

[Doctor Gast]

WOW! Duran is making a sure thing into something tense.

[Patzky]

The least satisfying W in awhile!

[Sutter50]

Just now, Aggies7 said:

Absolute masterclass in choking away a game 

Uh no

[Patzky]

Just now, Doctor Gast said:

WOW! Duran is making a sure thing into something tense.

Duran can take care of his self but cleaning up someone else's mess is a job for Thielbar.. Staumont? 

[CRF]

None of that happens if Sands doesn't come in to the game. 

[USAFChief]

Just now, Patzky said:

The least satisfying W in awhile!

But better than the most satisfying L.

[Parfigliano]

A wins a win I guess.  Blizzard tastes the same.

[Sutter50]

1 minute ago, Patzky said:

The least satisfying W in awhile!

A win is a win. No style points given

[Patzky]

That's momentum for KC tomorrow.

[Aggies7]

Just now, Sutter50 said:

Uh no

Yeah that was a clean 9th inning wasn’t it? 5 run lead and you need 15 pitches from your closer 

[USAFChief]

Just now, CRF said:

None of that happens if Sands doesn't come in to the game. 

One would think 6-1, 9th inning is sort of the correct time for Sands to be in a game.

[Sutter50]

Just now, Patzky said:

That's momentum for KC tomorrow.

How?

[Patzky]

Just now, USAFChief said:

One would think 6-1, 9th inning is sort of the correct time for Sands to be in a game.

Sands through the hourglass.

[Aggies7]

Just now, USAFChief said:

One would think 6-1, 9th inning is sort of the correct time for Sands to be in a game.

Yep. Can’t use the same guys all the time 

[mrtwinsfan]

1 minute ago, Parfigliano said:

A wins a win I guess.  Blizzard tastes the same.

ILL Order A Bitter- cup , that ok ?

[Patzky]

Just now, Sutter50 said:

How?

It will carry over. It did for the Twins against the Dodgers. It will.

[Doctor Gast]

Let's get 'em tomorrow