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Game Thread: Pirates (Keller) v Twins (Gray), 8/19 @ 6:10pm CT


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5 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

He doubled on a line drive fielded by right fielder Joshua Palacios, deflected by the pitcher. Polanco scored from 2nd.

 

 

...

 

 

 

Hahahahahababa

I kill me.

Low liner up the middle hit Keller in the foot and deflected all the way over the 1st baseman's head into shallow right.

As soon as I clicked "Submit," I knew it was coming. 

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I've been feeling itchy, scratchy, watery eyes, sneezing all the time, so I went to the doctor. After a lot of baxk and forth, tests, etc, it turns out I've developed an allergy to cotton.

No big deal, right? They gave me a prescription, anti-allergy pills, which they told me would solve the problem.

Except...I have no way of getting them out of the bottle.

 

Posted
1 minute ago, Nine of twelve said:

Hey, Sonny Gray is throwing a

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I know better. 

Regardless, Rocco pulls him after six innings. 

Posted
1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

I've been feeling itchy, scratchy, watery eyes, sneezing all the time, so I went to the doctor. After a lot of baxk and forth, tests, etc, it turns out I've developed an allergy to cotton.

No big deal, right? They gave me a prescription, anti-allergy pills, which they told me would solve the problem.

Except...I have no way of getting them out of the bottle.

 

Ask for a suppository.

Posted
2 minutes ago, IndianaTwin said:

Mrs. IT asked me if had seen the dog bowl. I said, "I didn't even know he could!"

That was a 'Munson" of a response.

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Just now, IndianaTwin said:

Not completely sure what happened on that fly ball to right, but it reminded me that I should have switched to the Pirates' radio crew and inning and a half ago. 

Winner.

Posted
11 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

I've been feeling itchy, scratchy, watery eyes, sneezing all the time, so I went to the doctor. After a lot of baxk and forth, tests, etc, it turns out I've developed an allergy to cotton.

No big deal, right? They gave me a prescription, anti-allergy pills, which they told me would solve the problem.

Except...I have no way of getting them out of the bottle.

 

Sounds like a job for a hammer.

Posted
Just now, sampleSizeOfOne said:

What they betting on?
 

Er....  I mean

 

On what are the betting?

Reminds me of my favorite grammar joke. Visitor is walking around Harvard and says to one of natives, "Excuse me, but could you tell me where the library is at?" 

Native puffs up his chest and says, "I'm sorry, but at Hahvahd, we do not end questions with a preposition."

Visitor pauses for a moment and says, "I'm sorry, could you tell me where the library is at, a*****e?" 

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