Game Thread: Pirates (Keller) v Twins (Gray), 8/19 @ 6:10pm CT

[Rick Blaine]

14 minutes ago, TwinsAlmostWin said:

Donnie is out of his element. 

Well that's just your opinion man. 

[OvertheHill]

Tonight I feel like its somewhat of a moral victory to make an out by putting the ball in play. 
Bring on the “an out is an out” discussion I guess. 

[wabene]

Gray didn't get much of a rest there

[sampleSizeOfOne]

12 minutes ago, Parfigliano said:

Hit the ball.

That might help.

[Richie the Rally Goat]

22 minutes ago, sampleSizeOfOne said:

Donnie who loved bowling?

[IndianaTwin]

5 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

He doubled on a line drive fielded by right fielder Joshua Palacios, deflected by the pitcher. Polanco scored from 2nd.

 

 

...

 

 

 

Hahahahahababa

I kill me.

Low liner up the middle hit Keller in the foot and deflected all the way over the 1st baseman's head into shallow right.

As soon as I clicked "Submit," I knew it was coming. 

[Nine of twelve]

Hey, Sonny Gray is throwing a

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I know better. 

[USAFChief]

I've been feeling itchy, scratchy, watery eyes, sneezing all the time, so I went to the doctor. After a lot of baxk and forth, tests, etc, it turns out I've developed an allergy to cotton.

No big deal, right? They gave me a prescription, anti-allergy pills, which they told me would solve the problem.

Except...I have no way of getting them out of the bottle.

 

[CRF]

Can we please get Sonny another run or two?

[Rick Blaine]

1 minute ago, Nine of twelve said:

Hey, Sonny Gray is throwing a

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I know better. 

Regardless, Rocco pulls him after six innings. 

[RickOShea]

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

I've been feeling itchy, scratchy, watery eyes, sneezing all the time, so I went to the doctor. After a lot of baxk and forth, tests, etc, it turns out I've developed an allergy to cotton.

No big deal, right? They gave me a prescription, anti-allergy pills, which they told me would solve the problem.

Except...I have no way of getting them out of the bottle.

 

Ask for a suppository.

[IndianaTwin]

I was shredding some cheese for supper, but I cut my finger.

I should have known. With grate power comes grate responsibility.

[USAFChief]

3 minutes ago, IndianaTwin said:

As soon as I clicked "Submit," I knew it was coming. 

This is not 'Nam, IT. This is the game thread. There are rules.

[OvertheHill]

Gallo found a worse AB than his typical. K

[Rick Blaine]

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

This is not 'Nam, IT. This is the game thread. There are rules.

Everything is not about 'Nam, Walter. 

[USAFChief]

3 minutes ago, RickOShea said:

Ask for a suppository.

Ish

[IndianaTwin]

31 minutes ago, sampleSizeOfOne said:

Donnie who loved bowling?

Mrs. IT asked me if had seen the dog bowl. I said, "I didn't even know he could!"

[USAFChief]

2 out RBI. I need a cigarette. 

[IndyTwinsFan]

Finally, an insurance run.  Still would like at least a few more, however. 

[Parfigliano]

6 minutes ago, CRF said:

Can we please get Sonny another run or two?

One

[IndianaTwin]

Not completely sure what happened on that fly ball to right, but it reminded me that I should have switched to the Pirates' radio crew and inning and a half ago. 

[RickOShea]

2 minutes ago, IndianaTwin said:

Mrs. IT asked me if had seen the dog bowl. I said, "I didn't even know he could!"

That was a 'Munson" of a response.

[USAFChief]

Just now, IndianaTwin said:

Not completely sure what happened on that fly ball to right, but it reminded me that I should have switched to the Pirates' radio crew and inning and a half ago. 

Winner.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

9 minutes ago, Nine of twelve said:

I know better

What they betting on?
 

Er....  I mean

 

On what are the betting?

[IndyTwinsFan]

8 minutes ago, Rick Blaine said:

Regardless, Rocco pulls him after six innings. 

With 47 pitches thrown after 5 innings of work, I certainly hope not.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

11 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

I've been feeling itchy, scratchy, watery eyes, sneezing all the time, so I went to the doctor. After a lot of baxk and forth, tests, etc, it turns out I've developed an allergy to cotton.

No big deal, right? They gave me a prescription, anti-allergy pills, which they told me would solve the problem.

Except...I have no way of getting them out of the bottle.

 

Sounds like a job for a hammer.

[wabene]

Dang! 

[USAFChief]

To quote Hawk Harrelson, You can cancel the post game presser.

[Parfigliano]

Good throw gets him at 1st

[IndianaTwin]

Just now, sampleSizeOfOne said:

What they betting on?
 

Er....  I mean

 

On what are the betting?

Reminds me of my favorite grammar joke. Visitor is walking around Harvard and says to one of natives, "Excuse me, but could you tell me where the library is at?" 

Native puffs up his chest and says, "I'm sorry, but at Hahvahd, we do not end questions with a preposition."

Visitor pauses for a moment and says, "I'm sorry, could you tell me where the library is at, a*****e?"