Game Thread: Twins (Gray) v Tigers (Boyd), 6/15/23 @ 6:10 CT

[Parfigliano]

You know what would be more fun Dick......burying them early and keeping them buried

[Riverbrian]

1 minute ago, cHawk said:

Elephant phrasing?

I always wondered how you spell that. 

[mrtwinsfan]

Max for Barrels ??

[wsnydes]

4 minutes ago, RickOShea said:

Who posted this garbage?

Accountability.  I like it.

[USAFChief]

On the bright side, the Twins haven't left any runners on since the 3rd  ...

[Riverbrian]

The Graphic said "2B Short".

That is almost Shakespearian. 

 

[RickOShea]

Good crowd, dick says.  I think they're T-Pain lovers.

[RickOShea]

Let's go AK. Start earning some of that MLB minimum

[mnfireman]

1 minute ago, RickOShea said:

Good crowd, dick says.  I think they're T-Pain lovers.

I think the team wants to get to the concert early as well...

[IndyTwinsFan]

1 minute ago, RickOShea said:

Let's go AK. Start earning some of that MLB minimum

Nope.

[wsnydes]

1 minute ago, Riverbrian said:

The Graphic said "2B Short".

That is almost Shakespearian. 

 

I always thought that the Shakespearean catalog was always missing the perfect baseball sonnet.

He must really have regretted not writing one.

[Parfigliano]

I think Correa's was the 10th K.  Should have a pool tomorrow...which Twin will card the teams 10th K.

[IndyTwinsFan]

4 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

On the bright side, the Twins haven't left any runners on since the 3rd  ...

Not surprising, given the utter feebleness of most of their at-bats since the 2nd inning. 

[Parfigliano]

Buxton better leadoff bunt to give them best chance to score.

[RickOShea]

What was that. Kepler shielding himself from the wall?

[mrtwinsfan]

Max     not your best there

[IndyTwinsFan]

1 minute ago, Parfigliano said:

Buxton better leadoff bunt to give them best chance to score.

More likely he'll strike out on a pitch outside the strike zone.

[USAFChief]

6 minutes ago, wsnydes said:

I always thought that the Shakespearean catalog was always missing the perfect baseball sonnet.

He must really have regretted not writing one.

He did, though. It's beautiful, but Ends sadly:

 

Oh, somewhere in this favored land the sun is shining bright;
The band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light,
And somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout;
But there is no joy in Mudville - mighty Casey has struck out

[mrtwinsfan]

1 minute ago, RickOShea said:

What was that. Kepler shielding himself from the wall?

Zero need to jump on that

[ChermesZ]

This tigers team looks hungry and the twins look bored.

[IndyTwinsFan]

Never thought I'd say this but, this team could take some hitting tips from the Tigers.

There, I said it.

[mnfireman]

Center cut dagger in the heart thrown by Lopez....

[IndyTwinsFan]

Well, so much for this game.

[mnfireman]

Just now, mnfireman said:

Center cut dagger in the heart thrown by Lopez....

X2

[USAFChief]

I really don't understand Lopez. Looking at him pitch, he should be tough.

 

 

[Riverbrian]

3 minutes ago, wsnydes said:

I always thought that the Shakespearean catalog was always missing the perfect baseball sonnet.

He must really have regretted not writing one.

Romero and Guardado... Where art thou. 

Much ado about Kepler

Rocco the Third: Contact Contact... My kingdom for Contact

Friends, Nationals and Royals... Lend me your relief pitchers 

 

[OvertheHill]

Lopez= Pagan 

[gil4]

2 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

He did, though. It's beautiful, but Ends sadly:

 

Oh, somewhere in this favored land the sun is shining bright;
The band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light,
And somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout;
But there is no joy in Mudville - mighty Casey has struck out

They were supposed to be Mudville, not us.

[wsnydes]

2 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

He did. Ends sadly:

 

Oh, somewhere in this favored land the sun is shining bright;
The band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light,
And somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout;
But there is no joy in Mudville - mighty Casey has struck out

I guess Shakespeare really didn't write anything himself.  However, plagiarizing something written 250 years after he died is pretty damn impressive!

[IndyTwinsFan]

2 minutes ago, ChermesZ said:

This tigers team looks hungry and the twins look bored.

Pretty disgusting, in my opinion.