Game Thread: Twins @ Seattle, 6/13/22 @ 9:10pm CT

[Aggies7]

Wow, I thought archer would have come out. 

[LVTwinsfan]

Just now, Aggies7 said:

Do you think LaTroy likes Richard?

I think he secretly wants to strangle him

[USAFChief]

3 minutes ago, Aggies7 said:

He would have been out by 40 feet.

I almost ALWAYS think you send a runner with 2 out, and even I would've held him.

The double was unluckily hit to the wrong spot, and then the left fielder got to it quickly. 

[USAFChief]

So yesterday Sands gets sent out...

[Parfigliano]

1 hour ago, Richie the Rally Goat said:

Classic, but not vintage like the Rocket Pig

R Pig.  That takes me back.

[Aggies7]

Again, it all comes down to how much you trust the terrible bullpen. Does the move make sense with top of the order up? You could make that argument and archer was kind of struggling. But in the end, now we’re going to require shaky guys to get 15 outs. Again. 

[Parfigliano]

1 minute ago, LVTwinsfan said:

I think he secretly wants to strangle him

There is a line.

[a-wan]

Bremer is so Midwestern milquetoast, LaTroy is just taken aback. Still. 

[USAFChief]

3 minutes ago, Aggies7 said:

But in the end, now we’re going to require shaky guys to get 15 outs. 

Let's hope so.

[Aggies7]

Just now, USAFChief said:

Let's hope so.

True

[Aggies7]

Who would have thought Flexen would go 6?

[Aggies7]

Good grief, made mincemeat of us 

[Danchat]

Just now, Aggies7 said:

Who would have thought Flexen would go 6?

Uh, he didn't.

[USAFChief]

1 minute ago, Aggies7 said:

Who would have thought Flexen would go 6?

Nobody. Not even Seattle's manager.

[USAFChief]

I assume the plan is Jax for 2.

[Aggies7]

Just now, USAFChief said:

I assume the plan is Jax for 2.

Oh those dastardly Rocco plans, assuming guys can get 6 outs all on their own 

[sampleSizeOfOne]

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

Nobody. Not even Seattle's manager.

New e e cummings poem?

Well, without the caps...

[sampleSizeOfOne]

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

I assume the plan is Jax for 2.

You can plan that.

 

I plan to add to our lead.

[joefish]

15 minutes ago, stringer bell said:

Miranda needs to be more selective. He chases too many out of the zone. 

He chases one upstairs in every atbat. Or so it seems. Like Rosario did. 

[LVTwinsfan]

Just now, joefish said:

He chases one upstairs in every atbat. Or so it seems. Like Rosario did. 

Rosario hit a lot out like that

[a-wan]

Good time to indoctrinate Moran.

[LVTwinsfan]

Jax or better

[USAFChief]

2 minutes ago, LVTwinsfan said:

Rosario hit a lot out like that

Yup, one or two every year...

[Aggies7]

Jax starting to look like the (meh) better late game option, not counting Duran. I’d place him over pagan and smith for sure

[USAFChief]

So, I've always wondered...why is there a "permanent press" setting on my iron?

[sampleSizeOfOne]

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

So, I've always wondered...why is there a "permanent press" setting on my iron?

Is it a curling iron?

[Aggies7]

Jeeze we need to score off of romo 

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Romo... Where have i heard that name before?

[PseudoSABR]

We could use that beard back in our pen, honestly.

[operation mindcrime]

Sergio Romo is the James Harden of MLB!