Game Thread: Twins vs White Sox, 7/24 @ 7:10pm CT - OPENING NIGHT, BABY!

[yarnivek1972]

Max Kepler is on pace for 120 HR.

[twins_89]

Stashak with an impressive inning. It's fun to watch a pitcher with excellent control.

[Squirrel]

Wait ... is the game still going?

[tvagle]

Over/Under on a before 11:00pm finish?

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Wait ... is the game still going?

Yes.

[tvagle]

 

Wait ... is the game still going?

Save your Chicken Picks a little longer

[USAFChief]

Over/Under on a before 11:00pm finish?

Under. That's 2 hours and 20 minutes away.

[70charger]

 

Wait ... is the game still going?

It's cool. The playoffs are in 20 minutes.

[USAFChief]

Wait ... is the game still going?

Our crack moderation staff, always on top of things.

[nicksaviking]

 

Stashak with an impressive inning. It's fun to watch a pitcher with excellent control.

 

I still have a soft spot for him after picking him on a whim as my adopt-a-prospect in 2018.

 

Unrelated: Anyone have a MLB ETA on Dalton Hicks?

[tvagle]

 

Under. That's 2 hours and 20 minutes away.

Is that by Plane, Train or Automobile?

[wabene]

Wait ... is the game still going?

This baseball starved person is just soaking it up

[USAFChief]

Is that by Plane, Train or Automobile?

no.

[Squirrel]

 

This baseball starved person is just soaking it up

 

I just have a very short attention ...

 

 

SQUIRREL!

[tvagle]

 

I still have a soft spot for him after picking him on a whim as my adopt-a-prospect in 2018.

 

Unrelated: Anyone have a MLB ETA on Dalton Hicks?

Jack Dalton 1910

Aaron Hicks 2013

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Almost...

 

There...

 

Just hold on for a few more seconds.

 

Stay on target.

[operation mindcrime]

Sleestak!!!!!!

[70charger]

Yep. Stashak.

[wabene]

The go home swing

[USAFChief]

Winnah.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Winner!

[70charger]

Winner winner, whatever this is.

[operation mindcrime]

Way to go Twins!!!!! Time for some Oreo Double Stuf!!!!!

[Killer 3]

[Diesel]

Winner winner chicken dinner

[tvagle]

 

It looked much better in March

[twins_89]

The Twins bullpen looks strong. When Stashak is your 7th or 8th guy things are going pretty well.

[Squirrel]

 

Winner winner, whatever this is.

 

Winner, winner, Chief's special!

[sampleSizeOfOne]

One(1) won.

[wabene]

[img=https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-BKgcj2pmsLA/WDSxvyOhJtI/AAAAAAAAAOY/N_MfHBCbT2YAA1qPyKMQofaD6XOaroM9gCLcB/s1600/Burnt%2Bchicken.jpg

Hilarious!

 

It looked much better in March

 

It looked much better in March