Game Thread Rangers @ Twins 7/6/19 1:10 PM CDT

[LVTwinsfan]

Insurance is good

[MVP Nick Punto]

Gonzo for Gonzo. I like it

[operation mindcrime]

MARWIN!!!!!!!!!

[MNT1996]

That was crushed

[obtusebanter]

Gonzo!  That's what's up!

[Nine of twelve]

[Squirrel]

Wow ... didn’t have to even see that one to know it was gone off the bat.

[stringer bell]

Marwin, that one got in the first row. Probably not wise to admire it for too long.

[Don Walcott]

I hate Laudner in the booth. He never shuts up and comes across as lecturing.

Dick has to start cutting him off and stop inviting him to talk.

[operation mindcrime]

Yeah Castro!!!!!!!

[USAFChief]

 

Jeez, why do we ever have someone not named Taylor Rogers pitch?

Indeed. Just get every pitcher in the system a legal name change. 

[MVP Nick Punto]

That sounded very loud for Margo. Baseball keeps stats for everything, has anyone heard of measuring the loudness of contact?

[MNT1996]

Look at those wheels on Schoop

[mickeymental]

didn't someone say joe mauer is pitching the ninth?

[PDX Twin]

One more run and I'll feel like Rogers doesn't have to pitch the 9th.

[Blake]

And again:

 

Texas: "We're gonna get you, we're gonna get you!"

 

Twins: "Meep, meep."

[USAFChief]

 

One dozen more runs and I'll feel like Rogers doesn't have to pitch the 9th.

ftfm.

[MVP Nick Punto]

Indeed. Just get every pitcher in the system a legal name change.

Can we do that in the 'States for those who aren't citizens, or will we have to wait for the off-season for them?

[FlauerPauer]

That's exactly what the boys needed!

[Blake]

 

I got a "play by play" from my daughter in Bakersfield. She said it was a rolling feeling and that the first one was more surprising.

Ah, same town I live in.

 

City, I should say, as we're approaching 400K people.

[stringer bell]

How about one more run? I thought Schoop was a dead duck, but he got his hand in.

[USAFChief]

Twins now have 10 players with 10 or more HRs.

[MVP Nick Punto]

didn't someone say joe mauer is pitching the ninth?

That's affirmative.

[USAFChief]

 

Can we do that in the 'States for those who aren't citizens, or will we have to wait for the off-season for them?

yes.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

C'mon, Sano!

 

Hit for the cycle!

Oh well... One can dream.

 

Figured what better chance than when he got the triple out of the way...

[Blake]

 

Twins now have 10 players with 10 or more HRs.

Hmm, let's see, that's a total of...

 

..oops., sorry, I almost broke the "no math" rule.

[mickeymental]

buxton with 41 rbi is very satisfying.

[MVP Nick Punto]

yes.

Angry react: uninformative.

[PDX Twin]

This game has really s  -  l  -  o  -  w  -  e  -  d down.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Hmm, let's see, that's a total of...

 

..oops., sorry, I almost broke the "no math" rule.

Math is an abstract concept.

 

That's just arithmetic.

 

One of the three Arrrs.