Game Thread Monday, 7/23: Twins at Blue Jays, 6:07 pm CT

[USAFChief]

sheesh...I'm in trouble with Mrs Chief again, and I have NO idea what I did THIS time.  I was just trying to be nice.

 

I told her I like her mother-in-law much more than mine.  

[VATwinsFan]

Mejia the Magician.

 

At least for now.

[S.]

Nice to see a nice night from Morrison.

[Mill1634]

LoMo!!!!

 

Got a nice piece of that one

[VATwinsFan]

LoMo a GoGo!!!

[wsnydes]

sheesh...I'm in trouble with Mrs Chief again, and I have NO idea what I did THIS time. I was just trying to be nice.

 

I told her I like her mother-in-law much more than mine.

I see what you did wrong. You told her that you liked another woman!

[snepp]

Looks like Logan remembered how to hit while on hiatus.

[Mill1634]

GERMAN BOMBER!!!!!

[USAFChief]

Could'a used a few o' these this past weekend.

[VATwinsFan]

Herr Kepler mit dem Home Run machen!!!

[Blake]

 

9 ERA vs 7.88 ERA.

2-1 final score.

You heard it here first.

Too late to take the over?

[Blake]

 

sheesh...I'm in trouble with Mrs Chief again, and I have NO idea what I did THIS time.  I was just trying to be nice.

 

I told her I like her mother-in-law much more than mine.  

Yeah, I'm not seeing the problem here, either.

[VATwinsFan]

Who are these guys and what did they do with the Twins?

[curt1965]

Who are these guys dressed in Twin’s uniforms?

[USAFChief]

 

(It) Looks like Logan

remembered how to hit-it

while on hiatus.

Also works as a Haiku.

[Foghorn Leghorn]

Some imposters in today’s game. Good stuff.

[USAFChief]

 

Too late to take the over?

yes.

[snepp]

Come on Eddie, it's your turn.

[D. Hocking]

 

sheesh...I'm in trouble with Mrs Chief again, and I have NO idea what I did THIS time.  I was just trying to be nice.

 

I told her I like her mother-in-law much more than mine.  

 

Mother?  I thought she came from your rib.

[USAFChief]

 

Mother?  I thought she came from your rib.

That's a crack about my age, idn'it??

 

 

[twinsnorth49]

9 ERA vs 7.88 ERA.

 

2-1 final score.

 

You heard it here first.

So far you're half right.

[twinsnorth49]

Twins lighting it up on the National broadcast.

[twinsnorth49]

For those tired of Bert, you haven't had to listen to Pat Tabler......for just 4.5 innings.

[D. Hocking]

 

That's a crack about my age, idn'it??

 

It was meant with respect and reverence.  You bring back jokes that people born after Ike left office would not be able to experience and appreciate otherwise.

[twinsnorth49]

It was meant with respect and reverence. You bring back jokes that people born after Ike left office would not be able to experience and appreciate otherwise.

I think you mean Jefferson.

[curt1965]

Dozier needs to get a hit here to keep teams interested.....

[Danchat]

Solid 5 innings from Mejia - I think we can get one more from him. Then let's get Magill from out of the black hole he fell in and knock some rust off.

[VATwinsFan]

The Cards' Daniel Poncedelon is no-hitting the Reds through 7 in his MLB debut.

[curt1965]

Ugh....

[twinsnorth49]

The Cards' Daniel Poncedelon is no-hitting the Reds through 7 in his MLB debut.

The Conquistador!