Game Thread: Twins @ Cardinals, 5/8/18 - 12:15PM CT

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Are we now on a bun?

[Puckett34]

 

Are we now on a bun?

As long as its a chicken sandwich.

[Circus Boy]

 

Just caught the highlight of Esco's homer. Had to do a double take. Thought I was watching a Mark McGwire moonshot for a minute.

 

B.S. -- Before steroids.

[notoriousgod71]

 

Are we now on a bun?

 

 

We were on a roll. Now we're on flat bread.

 

Trollpoism #6334

[Teflon]

The Twins are now 15-17 in 32 games played. Roughly one-fifth of the season meaning you can take all the current stats x 5 and project them for an entire year, Eduardo Escobar's 7 home runs and 20 RBI would give him 35 and 100 on the season, for instance, and Lo Mo's current batting average of .183 x 5 would be .915. (No wonder he was in the lead-off spot!)

[ashbury]

and Lo Mo's current batting average of .183 x 5 would be .915. (No wonder he was in the lead-off spot!)

[GCTF]

 

We were on a roll. Now we're on flat bread.

 

Trollpoism #6334

You would think it would be unlikely for one man to have all the answers to all of life's questions. You would think that, but you would be wrong.

[twinssporto]

 

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Love this!

[twinssporto]

 

Oh darn, I was wrong.

 

Good job, Twins!

Hey Blake and Riverbrian, I didn't blow it!  #5!  Good luck tomorrow Riverbrian.

The weight of the world is on you.  #6!!!!!!!!!

[twinssporto]

Well folks, that's another great Game Thread!  Gonna wrap it up now and call it like I see it.

 

5 in a row!!!!  

 

Let's go Twins!

[USAFChief]

Hey Blake and Riverbrian, I didn't blow it!  #5!  Good luck tomorrow Riverbrian.

The weight of the world is on you.  #6!!!!!!!!!

I guarantee RB will not game thread us to a loss tomorrow.

 

Book it.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

I guarantee RB will not game thread us to a loss tomorrow.

 

Book it.

I'm bookin' it, boss!

 

Booking means to go fast, right? Usually employed to make up lost ground...

 

Where's an OED when you need it?