Article: Game Thread: Twins v White Sox, 8/29 @ 7:10pm CT

[D. Hocking]

 

My Buck Mancrush is just raging right now.

 

Save that for the sister webpage - Twins Daily after Dark.

[USAFChief]

 

Save that for the sister webpage - Twins Daily after Dark.

There's no such thing!

 

//furiously checks site map//

[howeda7]

Is Giminez honesty better than Garver on D? And if not, why is he getting all of the playing time? 

[D. Hocking]

 

There's no such thing!

 

//furiously checks site map//

 

 

It is on the dark web.

[TwinsCD]

About 10 pitches more than necessary but nice work getting out of that jam.

[snepp]

 

There's no such thing!

 

//furiously checks site map//

 

It's on the dark web.

[snepp]

 

It is on the dark web.

 

You suck.

 

[ashbury]

//furiously checks site map//

If you do a google image search for Twins Daily After Dark, make certain not to accidentally omit "Daily", or I can't vouch for what might be returned.

[Riverbrian]

POLONCO

[USAFChief]

 

If you do a google image search for Twins Daily After Dark, make certain not to accidentally omit "Daily", or I can't vouch for what might be returned.

This one time, trying to remember the cast of "Batman Begins," I googled Gary Oldman, and by mistake left out the r.

 

bad times.

[Craig Arko]

This one time, trying to remember the cast of "Batman Begins," I googled Gary Oldman, and by mistake left out the r.

 

bad times.

You got pictures of Santa Claus?

[snepp]

 

If you do a google image search for Twins Daily After Dark, make certain not to accidentally omit "Daily", or I can't vouch for what might be returned.

 

Meh, just a bunch of stuff about some hockey players.

[ashbury]

This one time, trying to remember the cast of "Batman Begins," I googled Gary Oldman, and by mistake left out the r.

 

bad times.

Google is persnickety like that. My search for "hottest twins" failed to reveal who had even a decent batting average, despite my devoting several hours of intensive study to the results the search returned.

[USAFChief]

I'm quite happy the Twins didn't trade Ervin Santana.

[yarnivek1972]

Hey, Santana finally made the third out look as easy as the first two. Hopefully, he is settling in.

[D. Hocking]

 

You got pictures of Santa Claus?

 

[This is one image search I would not have done from my work computer.]

 

[Craig Arko]

[This is one image search I would not have done from my work computer.]

 

You better watch out

You better not cry

You better not pout

I'm telling you why…

[snepp]

Bring 'em in Kennys.

[USAFChief]

So the other night, I was telling Mrs Chief about this study I read about.  The study claims that men use around 15000 words per day, and women around 30000.  She went into this long spiel about why, but the Twins game was on so I wasn't paying much attention.  When the half inning commercial break came on, I asked her "Sorry, hon.  What?"

[ashbury]

Bring 'em in Kennys.

Shields tried to pitch him like a chump on 3-2. Good for Kennys.

[snepp]

Escobear!

[ashbury]

So the other night, I was telling Mrs Chief about this study I read about.  The study claims that men use around 15000 words per day, and women around 30000.  She went into this long spiel about why, but the Twins game was on so I wasn't paying much attention.  When the half inning commercial break came on, I asked her "Sorry, hon.  What?"

I thought it was, Mrs Chief said "It's because we have to repeat everything we say," and Chief said what he said.

[Riverbrian]

Vargas... is like... I wasn't going anywhere... I promise. 

[TwinsCD]

Ohhhhhhh, Vargas  smh

[twinsnorth49]

He hasn't quite reached Fu Manchu, and remains stuck at porn star 'stache.

He's a tweener right now, but he's a little closer to Fu Manchu than John Holmes at this point.

[USAFChief]

 

I thought it was, Mrs Chief said "It's because we have to repeat everything we say," and Chief said what he said.

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/012/132/thatsthejoke.jpg

[ashbury]

Shields tried to pitch him like a chump on 3-2. Good for Kennys.

And then Shields does make a chump of him at second base. Doh!

[Danchat]

It's good to see the Twins aren't letting Shields get a free pass this time around.

[ashbury]

He's a tweener right now, but he's a little closer to Fu Manchu than John Holmes at this point.

Probably in multiple respects.

[snepp]

Nice slide.