Article: Game Thread: Twins@Royals, 4/28-7:15pm CT

[jimmer]

 

I meant it's unbelievable because of how poorly he pitched and how lucky he got.

Royals, so far, have the worst offense in all of baseball. By a healthy margin.

Edited April 29, 2017 by jimmer

[drock2190]

Time to start bringing out the bullpen clowns

[Riverbrian]

 

Bark is out. There is nothing left for me to fight for.

 

Couldn't you put a Twins Hat on Gibson Kennedy before you leave? 

[Joe A. Preusser]

Royals, so far, have the worst offense in all of baseball. By a healthy margin.

And so far, Gibson worst SP in baseball. Match made in heaven.

[Aggies7]

Boo-urns

Time to start bringing out the bullpen clowns

[USAFChief]

 

This guy is truly world famous now.  Larger than life!

He's already the subject of a new attack ad from his opponant.

 

"This man associates with known degenerates and ne'er-do-wells on the internet.  'Twins Daily' ... what kind of sex site is that Mr Kennedy?"

[jimmer]

 

And so far, Gibson worst SP in baseball. Match made in heaven.

exactly, but if one was looking for why Gibson got away with pitching as poorly as he did and only giving up 3 runs, the pitiful Royals offense might be the main reason.

[twinssporto]

 

Bark is out. There is nothing left for me to fight for.

Get the 1980's Tyco racetrack out and hit some crack.  Lot's to cheer for!

[Joe A. Preusser]

He's already the subject of a new attack ad from his opponant.

 

"This man associates with know degenerates and ne'er-do-wells on the internet.  'Twins Daily' ... what kind of sex site is that Mr Kennedy?"

Hardcore bondage I'd guess...

[David HK]

Well, it's Saturday morning 10 AM over here, and I had to visit the dentist down in sunny Repulse Bay for a new crown. Now I've got cotton in my mouth while it sets, and I'm just sufferin', sufferin'. What to do, but follow the TD thread, and try not to drool while the HS girls beach volleyball tournament plays out on the sand just opposite. Go Twinkies, tho, eh?

 

Drat, mobile version won't let me attach any photo... Oh, well, use your imagination.

[Aggies7]

Bruno mars just tied it up for the Yankees, who were trailing by 7 in the 7tg

[DrNeau]

Escobar could've trucked Mauer on that pop-up in the baseline. 

[USAFChief]

 

Well, it's Saturday morning 10 AM over here, and I had to visit the dentist down in sunny Repulse Bay for a new crown. Now I've got cotton in my mouth while it sets, and I'm just sufferin', sufferin'. What to do, but follow the TD thread, and try not to drool while the HS girls beach volleyball tournament plays out on the sand just opposite. Go Twinkies, tho, eh? Drat, mobile version won't let me attach any photo... Oh, well, use your imagination.

I'm just fine not imagining your new crown, thank you very much.

[DrNeau]

 

Well, it's Saturday morning 10 AM over here, and I had to visit the dentist down in sunny Repulse Bay for a new crown. Now I've got cotton in my mouth while it sets, and I'm just sufferin', sufferin'. What to do, but follow the TD thread, and try not to drool while the HS girls beach volleyball tournament plays out on the sand just opposite. Go Twinkies, tho, eh? Drat, mobile version won't let me attach any photo... Oh, well, use your imagination.

Get dental work done for cheap as hell in Asia. 

[USAFChief]

Bring this one home for a chicken dinnah, ladies and gents.

 

Off to play some hold em.

[twinssporto]

Castro is a catcher.  He needs to take a hit in the shoulder there.  I might have lost some respect for him there.

 

Frame the shoulder

Edited April 29, 2017 by twinssporto

[Joe A. Preusser]

Bring this one home for a chicken dinnah, ladies and gents.

 

Off to play some hold em.

Slow play your AAs.

[Riverbrian]

 

He's already the subject of a new attack ad from his opponant.

 

"This man associates with know degenerates and ne'er-do-wells on the internet.  'Twins Daily' ... what kind of sex site is that Mr Kennedy?"

 

Chief: What can you do to improve the city of Portsmouth? 

 

Gibson Kennedy: I have spent the last 2 Years as the Chief Information Officer at BAE. So I think I will be able to get information to those who need it. 

 

Chief: What kind of information and what will it do to improve Portsmouth. 

 

Gibson Kennedy: I'll inform everyone that we are moving the City out of New Hampshaire. 

 

Chief: You spelled New Hampshire wrong

 

Gibson Kennedy: That's why we must leave this state... Move the entire city to Main. 

[Riverbrian]

 

I'm just fine not imagining your new crown, thank you very much.

 

It's not that bad... Looks like the procedure went fine

http://www.artistictouchdentistry.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/dental-crown-238x300.jpg

[bird]

 

I don't know... may be they did that to draft Cook...  or maybe I'm drunk...

 

 

yesh...hic

[snepp]

Uppercut-swing.

 

 

Drink.

[Riverbrian]

Just double checking. 

 

We don't like Boshers now... Correct? 

[Aggies7]

Edit: that was boshers

Edited April 29, 2017 by Aggies7

[sampleSizeOfOne]

I wasn't paying attention...

 

Did we ever figure out which Twins were superheros?

[Aggies7]

Just double checking. 

 

We don't like Boshers now... Correct?

 

Hard to say. I don't know him personally

[Aggies7]

I wasn't paying attention...

Did we ever figure out which Twins were superheros?

Yes, the entire bullpen is gas can man

[TwinsCD]

That's a hell of a mistake on 0 and 2 when your catcher is set up outside and you try to bust the batter inside.  Maybe that's why you'll only be a AAA pitcher, Boshers.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Just double checking.

 

We don't like Boshers now... Correct?

B in his name... I think we like him...

[snepp]

 

B in his name... I think we like him...

 

Two B's, thus don't like him.

[Blake]

bullpen is reverting to the mean, darn it.