Game Thread: Twins v Tigers, 4/22 @ 1:10pm CT

[USAFChief]

We brought Craig Breselow in to face Castellanos?

 

WTF?

 

Molitor knows Castellanos hits RH'd, right?

[USAFChief]

THAT WAS AN AWFUL 1-2 PITCH!  AWFUL.  You gotta bounce a curve there and try to get a K.

[Circus Boy]

Five out of the six walks we've surrendered have been to guys hitting below .200. That's not right.

[Riverbrian]

 

What do they mean by "tag someone anywhere"? 

 

It says that tags can be applied anywhere. The face, the toe, in the hotel lobby. 

[Bark's Lounge]

[Squirrel]

It says that tags can be applied anywhere. The face, the toe, in the hotel lobby.

 

Does it say anything about having the ball in your glove at the time of the tag?

[sampleSizeOfOne]

It says that tags can be applied anywhere. The face, the toe, in the hotel lobby.

Who is it?

[HitInAPinch]

I'LL TAKE IT!  NICE HIT BUXTON! 

[sampleSizeOfOne]

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Sedagive?!

[HitInAPinch]

 

Who is it?

OMG, what if it's a 

[USAFChief]

 

Who is it?

Of course.  Who got tagged...he's it.  Until he tags someone else, then they're it.

[HitInAPinch]

 

Of course.  Who got tagged...he's it.  Until he tags someone else, then they're it.

What?

[USAFChief]

I really, really want someone to ask Molitor, post game, why he brought in Craig Breselow to pitch to the RH hitting Nick Castellanos.

 

That's...sub optimal.

[mickeymental]

a two-game hitting streak for mr. buxton. small steps.

[D. Hocking]

 

OMG, what if it's a 

 

I don't have access to the game on TV today - is this a picture of Sano when he was mad?  Because that does show a trace of attitude.

 

[it is really really nice out.  Would not be a bad day to be at the game in person.]

 

[Riverbrian]

 

Does it say anything about having the ball in your glove at the time of the tag?

 

It does mention that but it doesn't say anything about reasonable suspicion. 

 

[HitInAPinch]

 

I don't have access to the game on TV today - is this a picture of Sano when he was mad?  Because that does show a trace of attitude.

Sano has a better hair cut.

[Riverbrian]

 

Who is it?

 

What is it?

 

Excuse me while I break into song now

 

"You want it all but you can't have it" 

"It's in your face but you can't grab it" 

 

Those lyrics are "Epic" 

 

Those who have no more faith understood immediately. 

[Bark's Lounge]

 

What is it?

 

Excuse me while I break into song now

 

"You want it all but you can't have it" 

"It's in your face but you can't grab it" 

 

Those lyrics are "Epic" 

 

Those who have no more faith understood immediately. 

I thought about it.

[HitInAPinch]

Jeez, Duffey.  Throw the curve already!

[USAFChief]

Why?  Why all the FBs?

[Riverbrian]

 

Why?  Why all the FBs?

 

You gotta admit... Zuckerberg built a Giant.

[USAFChief]

Spoiler alert:  Wild-Blues update...scoreless just prior to the first period.

[USAFChief]

 

You gotta admit... Zuckerberg built a Giant.

Yes, but WHY?

[D. Hocking]

 

Spoiler alert:  Wild-Blues update...scoreless just prior to the first period.

 

I was wondering if there was a Wild ban because people wanted to watch the game later.  I was going to post some thing, and then thought it might not be wanted.  

[Riverbrian]

 

Yes, but WHY?

 

I'm not going down this rabbit hole young man. 

 

I answer the question and then you say but why

 

and then I answer that question and you say but why

 

and pretty soon I'm yelling at you "Go ask Mom". 

[USAFChief]

 

You gotta admit... Zuckerberg built a Giant.

speaking of Facebook  //bah dum tschh

 

I've changed my name on Facebook to "benefits"

 

When folks friend me, they learn they're friends with benefits.

 

[USAFChief]

I know we don't own the 8th inning, but we might want to think about putting a down payment in escrow.

[Riverbrian]

Opening Scene from Lucky Louie 

 

papa, can we play outside?

no

why?

because it's 5:00 in the morning. it's too early.

why?

the sun hasn't come up yet.

why?

because the sun comes up later.

why?

well, the earth goes around, and when it turns a certn amount, the sun shows on the horizon.

why?

i don't know.

why? why don't you know, papa?

because i didn't pay attention in school, okay? i didn't listen in class.

 

[sampleSizeOfOne]

I know we don't own the 8th inning, but we might want to think about putting a down payment in escrow.

Can we get options on the 9th as well?

 

I like living on the edge.