Article: Game Thread: Twins v White Sox, 9/1 @ 7:10pm CT

[jimmer]

 

Are you sure you aren't some sort of pickled zombie?  Sheesh.

Well, to be fair, I've never been tested to see if I was or wasn't a pickled zombie.

[ashbury]

I think many of us have a tequila story ... 

 

I went out one night and after a couple of drinks, my friend and I started doing tequila shots.

 

I don't remember the rest.

 

 

[Platoon]

What does the Candien citizen test entail?

 

Do you like hockey?  

Are you a fan of Nickelback?  

Do you know the metric system?

Do you like maple syrup?

I see what you did here.

[jimmer]

 

Sounds like her friend would have to fill her in as well!  

'All I know is that for most of the women I've been around who got drunk on tequila, it made their clothes come off'--Joe Nichols :-)

Edited September 1, 2016 by jimmer

[Squirrel]

 

Would it be possible for your friend to fill us in on the rest.......

I hope not. Some things are better left unknown. I don't want to know.

[Squirrel]

'All I know is that for most of the women I've been around who got drunk on whiskey, it made their clothes come off'--Joe Nichols :-)

Yeah, but I wasn't drinking whiskey. I fail to see the correlation.

[wsnydes]

 

'All I know is that for most of the women I've been around who got drunk on Whiskey, it made their clothes come off'--Joe Nichols :-)

Note to self:  Work harder to get wife to enjoy whiskey...

[Craig Arko]

 

The epic Sharknado series comes to mind.

[jimmer]

 

Yeah, but I wasn't drinking whiskey. I fail to see the correlation.

stop ruining my fun with details. I wrote the wrong alcohol at first, I changed it.. In fact when you quoted me, it says tequila.  read your post again :-)

Edited September 1, 2016 by jimmer

[wsnydes]

 

I hope not. Some things are better left unknown. I don't want to know.

Fine, your friend can clue us in.  You'll be none the wiser!  

Edited September 1, 2016 by wsnydes

[twinsnorth49]

What does the Candien citizen test entail?

 

Do you like hockey?

Are you a fan of Nickelback?

Do you know the metric system?

Do you like maple syrup?

Literacy for starters...

[wsnydes]

 

stop ruining my fun with details :-)

Never let facts get in the way of a good story.  That's what I always say.  

[wsnydes]

 

Literacy for starters...

Wouldn't that eliminate half of the population to start with?  

 

I'm joking.  I actually love Canada.  The people are nice, mostly, and it's a beautiful country.

[twinsnorth49]

What kind of weird un-American sport are you rattling on about?

 

(Yah, I'm still alive, barely. Systems Admin for a school system + school starting=Long days and no TD)

And to really blow your mind, they kicked the FG on 3rd down!!!

 

Crazy, right!

[Squirrel]

 

Fine, your friend can clue us in.  You'll be none the wise!  

Well ... I don't know all the details, but these are the highlights ... we got cut off and kicked out, she went home with someone, I had some presence of mind to call someone, although I don't remember making the call, but I woke up at a friend's home and he filled me on some. I apparently walked back to work. Thankfully there wasn't a concert going on at the time. And I was good and sick. Couldn't do tequila, even drink a margarita, for about 18 months after that.

[ashbury]

He played an awesomely creepy character on that show. 

Also on Pee-wee's Playhouse.

[wsnydes]

 

And to really blow your mind, they kicked the FG on 3rd down!!!

Crazy, right!

Yeah, but in American football that's like 5th down.

 

Ok, I'm done making Candian jokes.

[twinsnorth49]

Wouldn't that eliminate half of the population to start with?

 

I'm joking. I actually love Canada. The people are nice, mostly, and it's a beautiful country.

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall"

[jimmer]

 

"Pot, kettle, kettle, pot".

We embrace illiteracy in this country.

[jimmer]

 

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Ok, I'm done making Candian jokes.

it's aboot time! :-)

[twinsnorth49]

 

 

Ok, I'm done making Candian jokes.

Oh the irony.

[Squirrel]

stop ruining my fun with details. I wrote the wrong alcohol at first, I changed it.. In fact when you quoted me, it says tequila.  read your post again :-)

You do realize that my ability to edit posts never goes away, yes?

[Vanimal46]

Good pace on the thread today! Real good work. May be 10+ pages by game time.

[twinsnorth49]

You do realize that my ability to edit posts never goes away, yes?

It's like a superpower.

[Squirrel]

 

Also on Pee-wee's Playhouse.

He wasn't creepy on Pee Wee's Playhouse ... that was an AWESOME show!! Hilarious!! But then maybe some of the subtle adult humor hidden in the show went over your head?

[Mike Sixel]

 

Good pace on the thread today! Real good work. May be 10+ pages by game time.

 

game time?

[Vanimal46]

 

game time?

True. That's too nice to call it a game lately. 

Until batting practice begins. 

[wsnydes]

 

True. That's too nice to call it a game lately. 

Until batting practice begins. 

I'll be in attendance of this evenings debacle.  I used to go early to watch BP, but I stopped that when I realized that BP typically carried into the game.

[jimmer]

 

It's like a superpower.

If it's being used to change the name of an alcohol product, isn't it actually a stuporpower? :-)

[Platoon]

And to really blow your mind, they kicked the FG on 3rd down!!!

Crazy, right!

Don't you guys award points, or at least gift certificates to Tom Nortons, for like punting through the uprights?