Article: Game Thread: Twins @ Rays, 8/5 @ 6:10pm CT

[LaBombo]

 

when I coached T-ball, I liked my hitters to encorporate a leg kick.  For timing.

 

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Thank goodness I'm not the only one who takes it seriously. The other parents were pretty skeptical of me during my assistant coaching days when I encouraged the kids to charge the T if it brushed them back.

Edited August 6, 2016 by LaBombo

[USAFChief]

The entire Kepler family looks positively giddy!

[HitInAPinch]

 

What?? Wait! But...

 

Aughhhh!!

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[Aggies7]

Max's sister has the demeanor of a member of the Stasi police. Lighten up sister

[Willihammer]

What do we think, TD. Does this Snell kid have a future?

[LaBombo]

 

 

This sign is actually at the front gates of the trop

That explains why I could hear Longoria's dad yelling from the stands during Evan's rookie year, riding the manager for not batting him cleanup.

[Aggies7]

Wow, I had no clue Max's parents were ballet dancers. Why didn't someone mention that sooner? Like 3895 times?

[Aggies7]

Imagine how boring baseball must be if you have no idea what's going on.

[jimbo92107]

That time Sano resisted the impulse to swing at the 2-strike inside dirt-ball. Result: next pitch he roped into left field. 

 

Okay, so maybe he can make the adjustments... We'll see.

[HitInAPinch]

SANO SINGLES !!!!!

[USAFChief]

 

Imagine how boring baseball must be if you have no idea what's going on.

Ash?  What say you?

 

 

[Aggies7]

Phil cuzzi...should have been banned after what he did in NY. Seriously.

[LaBombo]

 

Imagine how boring baseball must be if you have no idea what's going on.

Or if your team were on pace to lose... like... one hundred games or something.

 

That's never happened, though, right? Because if each game lasts like three hours and you watched all 100 losses, you'd end up watching... like, what... 300 hours of losing baseball?

 

But that could never happen. Right?

[Aggies7]

Or if your team were on pace to lose... like... one hundred games or something.

 

That's never happened, though, right? Because if each game lasts like three hours and you watched all 100 losses, you'd end up watching... like, what... 300 hours of losing baseball?

 

But that could never happen. Right?

300 hours? That's only like 12 days. Not bad for 6 months

[Craig Arko]

Imagine how boring baseball must be if you have no idea what's going on.

Pretty much how I feel about hockey and basketball.

[USAFChief]

 

Or if your team were on pace to lose... like... one hundred games or something.

 

That's never happened, though, right? Because if each game lasts like three hours and you watched all 100 losses, you'd end up watching... like, what... 300 hours of losing baseball?

 

But that could never happen. Right?

Well, technically, for like, a dozen or so of those innings you might not be losing yet.  

 

...

[LaBombo]

 

 

Imagine how boring baseball must be if you have no idea what's going on.

I had always imagined it was patient introspection on Nishioka's face, but maybe he had skipped ahead to boredom.

http://www.twincities.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/20110311_105647_nishioka.jpg

And depression.

[Aggies7]

Well, technically, for like, a dozen or so of those innings you might not be losing yet.  

 

...

Well the , you'd have to throw out the entire months of April and May.

 

Seriously.

[Aggies7]

I had always imagined it was patient introspection on Nishioka's face, but maybe he had skipped ahead to boredom.

http://www.twincities.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/20110311_105647_nishioka.jpg

And depression.

At least he did the honorable thing and ran away

[LaBombo]

 

 

300 hours? That's only like 12 days. Not bad for 6 months

Check out the big brain on Aggies! You're a smart... other trucker!

 

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Edited August 6, 2016 by LaBombo

[HitInAPinch]

That one took awhile to get out...

[Aggies7]

So we're going to beat the good teams and lose to the bad teams.

 

Lol good joke, twins. Everything is upside down face

[ashbury]

Anvils drop from buildings all the time. 

Mesas, too.http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_0kfkQ_dZqII/TOkp2N7Q76I/AAAAAAAAAYs/agBnrh4Tc6s/s1600/coyote%2Bunder%2Banvil.jpg

 

 

[USAFChief]

That'n MIGHT have actually broken a car window.

 

Hah!  Who am I kidding?  There's no cars there.

[ashbury]

Ash?  What say you?

Hey, how 'bout them 'Lympics?

[jimmer]

 

Hey, how 'bout them 'Lympics?

Not a big fan of Limp Bizkit.

[Aggies7]

Hey, how 'bout them 'Lympics?

Oh, you're the Ash he was referring to? I was hoping there was a 20some year old hot single female twins fan on these forums that was looking for a slightly below average looking single male twins fan.

[DrNeau]

OMG - someone who can actually get a bunt down.

[dgwills]

So we're going to beat the good teams and lose to the bad teams.

Lol good joke, twins. Everything is upside down face

They could still pull this one out. They were pretty hot recently. Unless Keplers dad freaked everyone out with the constant alien references

[Aggies7]

and the can't miss prospect gets PH for in the 7th