Game Thread: Twins vs. White Sox 7-31 @ 1:10 PM CT

[HitInAPinch]

Need to fire up the bullpen...

[spinowner]

Clobbered!!!!!!

[spinowner]

Never throw Dozier a high fastball, unless you know he'll never hit it. And then still don't do it.

[Aggies7]

 

Clobbered!!!!!!

wow you are about 3 minutes ahead of me. thanks for ruining the surprise!

[HitInAPinch]

DOZIER HOMER !!

http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/576460/576460,1277074198,4/stock-vector-home-run-55603672.jpg

[HitInAPinch]

fireworks causing smoke on the field.  Riight.  Anyone checking the stadium staff??

[Squirrel]

 

I got distracted reading Steven Wright quotes. The man is a genius. I'll only post this one:

 

“If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?”
― Steven Wright

He's wrong for uttering this sentence at all.

[King]

Vargas keeps doing Kennys Vargas things.

[USAFChief]

Boy, Chi, you sure know how to liven up a party.

[USAFChief]

[Squirrel]

 

Boy, Chi, you sure know how to liven up a party.

Meh, aggies7 already had it pretty lively. I'm just an etcetera. 

[glunn]

We need insurance runs.

[Willihammer]

Carson Fulmer warming

[Aggies7]

I think I may have to build an arc. My town has gotten 7 inches of rain since Monday and it just started again. Yikes.

[USAFChief]

[Jerr]

 

We need insurance runs.

WHY? We got our bullpen ready to go......oops....INSURANCE RUNS for sure!!!!

[Squirrel]

i'm baking a cake today ... multiple layers ... to look like a castle ... in red velvet ... so back to work

[formerly33]

 

i'm baking a cake today ... multiple layers ... to look like a castle ... in red velvet ... so back to work

Your editor is going to fix this later, right?

[USAFChief]

 

i'm baking a cake today ... multiple layers ... to look like a castle ... in red velvet ... so back to work

http://www.aweddingzone.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Castle-Wedding-Cakes-2.jpg

 

We expect pics, and it had better look something like this.

[Squirrel]

http://www.aweddingzone.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Castle-Wedding-Cakes-2.jpg

 

We expect pics, and it had better look something like this.

Hahahaha ... if I could do that I wouldn't be in the business I'm in. It will be more like this but twice as big. I wonder if spinowner recognizes this picture?

 

[spinowner]

 

Hahahaha ... if I could do that I wouldn't be in the business I'm in. It will be more like this but twice as big. I wonder if spinowner recognizes this picture?

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Well, it looks familiar, but you can PM me with what I forget.

[spinowner]

I was just about to say that this guy is trying to throw a fastball past Dozier. And...

[HitInAPinch]

what did Bert say?  'Tuck and drive-type pitcher' ?

 

Yup, sure was....

[glunn]

Dozier punishes the rookie for leaving the ball up,

[HitInAPinch]

well, at least he hit the ball.....

[glunn]

Sano looks like he may need a day off.

[jimmer]

Sano just had a day off, didn't do any good.  Errors and Ks.  It's like fish and chips, but nowhere near as good.

Edited July 31, 2016 by jimmer

[HitInAPinch]

 

 

Sano looks like he may need a day off.

Vacation time in Rochester??http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2015/news/150811/vacation-320.jpg

[glunn]

We could use a triple play right now.

[Aggies7]

Looks like we're going to need every last run. It's been a while since the bullpen stunk so I guess we're due.