Article: Game Thread: Twins @ Mariners, 5/27 @ 9:10pm CT

[twinsnorth49]

Plouffe out again?

 

If only we had options at 3rd!!

[jimbo92107]

 

It definitely wasn't the fastball Dick called, looked more like the rainbow lob to me.

I'm leaning more towards a cutter because it arrived at 85mph, and I think Dean's slider is more like 82mph. 

[Squirrel]

What'd I miss? Went out tonight.

[twinsnorth49]

 

I'm leaning more towards a cutter because it arrived at 85mph, and I think Dean's slider is more like 82mph. 

85mph?!!

 

My TV must be in slo mo.

[LaBombo]

 

Eh hem, family show here, let's keep it clean.

Schwerve is just Yiddish for getting a room at Treasure Island and Pon Farr is Vulcan for...  god knows what,   so....   we're good here,  right?

[twinsnorth49]

 

What'd I miss? Went out tonight.

Nuthin much, you know, Twins are winning......the usual.

[LaBombo]

 

 

Well, I'm good with this. Off to beddybye. What's the worst that could happen at this point?

Sorry in advance.

 

Sleep well...

 

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[jimbo92107]

Miguel Sano... Mister Entertainment!

[twinsnorth49]

 

Schwerve is just Yiddish for getting a room at Treasure Island and Pon Farr is Vulcan for...  god knows what,   so....   we're good here,  right?

Yer walkin' the line cowboy. We'e safe for now but tread lightly.

[Guest]

Ah, so you speak fluent Google.

 

Should I be concerned about the fact that my favorite book is Crime and Punishment, my favorite band is Nirvana, and my favorite baseball team is the Minnesota Twins?

To each her own, but have a friend around when you use power tools.

[Rigby]

 

Nuthin much, you know, Twins are winning......the usual.

and Trev was traded by TD but Terry forgot to announce it....

[Squirrel]

Beyoncé concert at Soldier Field tonight and it was LOUD. Had to escape.

[bird]

 

Pat Dean.   Who'd a thunk it? 

 

 

Terry Ryan. (*ducks)

[Squirrel]

Hmmm ... is Grossman a good actor?

[nicksaviking]

What'd I miss? Went out tonight.

Me too, we must have just missed each other.

[Squirrel]

Park needs a HR.

[nicksaviking]

So what if protecting Pat Dean during the the Rule 5 Draft and singing Robbie Grossman off of the scrap heap end up saving everyone their jobs?

 

That would be a huge plot twist.

[LaBombo]

 

What'd I miss? Went out tonight.

 

Felix Hernandez's pitching ability was siphoned away by a small,  mangy alien parasite dangling from his chin.    Pat Dean channeled Dean Chance.   Mauer went deep.   Danny Santana briefly exceeded the speed of light while chasing a ball in the gap and sling-shotting through Planet Sano's gravitational pull.

 

You know.    The usual.

[Squirrel]

So what if protecting Pat Dean during the the Rule 5 Draft and singing Robbie Grossman off of the scrap heap end up saving everyone their jobs?

That would be a huge plot twist.

I hate when people say these things out loud. It makes them possible.

[twinsnorth49]

 

So what if protecting Pat Dean during the the Rule 5 Draft and singing Robbie Grossman off of the scrap heap end up saving everyone their jobs?

That would be a huge plot twist.

Game thread, stop.

[twinsnorth49]

 

I hate when people say these things out loud. It makes them possible.

I hate when people write these in the game threads, it makes people want to talk about them.

[formerly33]

 

To each her own, but have a friend around when you use power tools.

I'm more of an axe type of girl, myself.

[Squirrel]

What happened to Plouffe?

[nicksaviking]

I hate when people say these things out loud. It makes them possible.

Well that is the plot twist of a horror movie for sure.

 

Rosemary's Baby I think, but it's been awhile since I've seen that one.

[twinsnorth49]

Somebody help Santana get his foot out of that bucket.

[Squirrel]

Well that is the plot twist of a horror movie for sure.

Rosemary's Baby I think, but it's been awhile since I've seen that one.

Speaking of horror films, did you know that when Jack Nicholson says, "Here's Johnny!" in 'The Shining,' that was completely improvised?

[twinsnorth49]

 

What happened to Plouffe?

Well, the excitement reached a fever pitch when it was floated that he may have been traded, but alas he only hurt his knee, not sure doing what yet, I think he might have slipped on some gum.

 

Anyhoo, the air came out of the balloon pretty fast.  

[twinsnorth49]

 

Speaking of horror films, did you know that when Jack Nicholson says, "Here's Johnny!" in 'The Shining,' that was completely improvised?

Taking acid is conducive to improvisation.

[LaBombo]

 

Somebody help Santana get his foot out of that bucket.

 

Could be worse.

 

 

[jimbo92107]

Has Ryan Pressley been wrestling with a greased pig? The man is filthy!