Article: Game Thread: Twins @ Brewers, 4/20 7:10pm CT

[ScrapTheNickname]

No red

in any uniforms

I am happy

[Richie the Rally Goat]

"All Hamm's Brands are now brewed by the Miller Brewing Company of Milwaukee, Wisconsin."

it has always sucked

[Richie the Rally Goat]

Let's just assume the entire population of Minnesota knows better than to choose either Trump or Walker as their governor.

i wouldn't make that assumption

[Brock Beauchamp]

Must win....

Why does it matter? Season over.

 

Pathetic.

[FunnyPenguin]

Park isn't on today....we lose. 

[Craig Arko]

Why does it matter? Season over.

Pathetic.

Dave?

[DiscGolfer]

 

Why does it matter? Season over.

Pathetic.

ouch!  where's the negativity police when you need 'em

[Squirrel]

ouch!  where's the negativity police when you need 'em

Just drink and it won't matter.

[USAFChief]

 

Dave?

You don't know him, but I'm going with "stat."

[Bark's Lounge]

 

i wouldn't make that assumption

I've seen enough. You have my solidarity Sconnie. Half of my lineage comes from that state. Screw those Mongol, elitist Minnesotans. Let us indulge in a Leinenkugel, Bratwurst and Sauerkraut DQ Blizzard!

 

Lex Talionis!

[Pardon My Dinger]

ouch! where's the negativity police when you need 'em

Gunned down in the line of doody. Er, that's what uh, *ahem* I heard about that.

[Craig Arko]

ESPN has fired Curt Schilling. This should free him up to be a Vice Presidential candidate.

[Linus]

Meanwhile Arcia takes strike 3 without swinging with runners on. My newfound Arcia love is fading.

[USAFChief]

So we just had a pest control company come to our house and do a search.  We've been in our house for 13 years, and just had this feeling we might have a "guest."  We were right...the technician told us he found a pterodactyl living in the bathroom.  We had no idea he was in there.  The guy said probably because of the silent P.

[ScrapTheNickname]

 

Let's just assume the entire population of Minnesota knows better than to choose either Trump or Walker as their governor.

Jesse who?

[Bark's Lounge]

 

Meanwhile Arcia takes strike 3 without swinging with runners on. My newfound Arcia love is fading.

Arcia is a lot like playing the slot machines at a casino or letting an orangutang give you a haircut. Eventually you will lose. The haircut part is not pretty.

Edited April 21, 2016 by Bark's Lounge

[Squirrel]

So we just had a pest control company come to our house and do a search.  We've been in our house for 13 years, and just had this feeling we might have a "guest."  We were right...the technician told us he found a pterodactyl living in the bathroom.  We had no idea he was in there.  The guy said probably because of the silent P.

That wasn't the punch line I was expecting. Thought you were going to say they found Brian hiding in your closet, or something like that.

[Richie the Rally Goat]

I've seen enough. You have my solidarity Sconnie. Half of my lineage comes from that state. Screw those Mongol, elitist Minnesotans. Let us indulge in a Leinenkugel, Bratwurst and Sauerkraut DQ Blizzard!

 

Lex Talionis!

thanks Barks! I was just saying rural Mn is pretty conservative compared to the Metro area. But heck yeah! Prost! With my spotted cow and St croix river view!

[Bark's Lounge]

 

So we just had a pest control company come to our house and do a search.  We've been in our house for 13 years, and just had this feeling we might have a "guest."  We were right...the technician told us he found a pterodactyl living in the bathroom.  We had no idea he was in there.  The guy said probably because of the silent P.

That actually should have been pretty nostalgic as they were still around in your youth.

[formerly33]

 

That wasn't the punch line I was expecting. Thought you were going to say they found Brian hiding in your closet, or something like that.

jokesforchief.com knows about the existence of Riverbrian?

[Linus]

Braun looked like an ex infielder playing the outfield on that one.

[ScrapTheNickname]

I think the American League should refuse to play the National League until they f'ing get rid of the f'ing pitcher f'ing hitting. It's been 450 years since we've had the DH!

[Bark's Lounge]

 

thanks Barks! I was just saying rural Mn is pretty conservative compared to the Metro area. But heck yeah! Prost! With my spotted cow and St croix river view!

Yeah, I get that. I have a lot Sconnie connections. Met my wife in River Falls, have a good amount of friends that live there. I am a city slicker and half Mongol Minnesotan... I embrace those facts as well.

[Craig Arko]

Wheels Milone.

[Linus]

Pitcher with the hit

[Squirrel]

Love it, Nunie!

[jimmer]

'Twins are one of only 4 teams to not have a pitcher hit a home run in inter-league play'--Dick Bremer.

 

He says this as they show a graphic that lists the Twins AND four other teams.  So that's 5 teams, Richard.

Edited April 21, 2016 by jimmer

[USAFChief]

 

'Twins are one of only 4 teams to not have a pitcher hit a home run in inter-league play'--Dick Bremer.

 

He says this as they show a graphic that lists the Twins AND four other team.  So that's 5 teams, Richard.

It can't be said enough...never. do. math. in. public.

[jimmer]

Then again, Richard called Trout 'Plouffe' when Trout was running down a ball in the OF, so cant expect much.

[USAFChief]

JHC, Dozier.  It costs nothing to run hard.