Game Thread: ST Game #15, Twins v Red Sox, 3/16 @ 6:05pm CT

[Squirrel]

 

Such as Wisconsin.

Okay ... that was funny. Chief, take note.

 

DiscGolfer drinks.

[USAFChief]

Some people never adapt to the culture or the learn the language when they work in a foreign country.

Either that or there was massive amounts of saki involved.

[David HK]

 

Winner.

Our friend from the Far East appears to be in mid season form.

Lets hope he hasn't peaked too early.

Too late.  Already peaked and fallen off the other side.

[Squirrel]

 

Either that or there was massive amounts of saki involved.

DiscGolfer drinks.

[USAFChief]

Already peaked and fallen off the other side.

Redundant.

[D. Hocking]

 

Park might end up being alright this year

 

How are you still able to type with all you have had to drink tonight?

[Squirrel]

 

How are you still able to type with all you have had to drink tonight?

He's probably sipping instead of drinking.

[Vanimal46]

Hmm maybe I can add to this drinking game....

 

Sano is so athletic he puts his beer on the bottom shelf to get additional squats in a day.

[Vanimal46]

Sano is so athletic that he wears his jersey all the time. That way women don't constantly ask for his name and number.

[Squirrel]

Ooou ... Sano's on speaking ... he sounds so athletic!

 

DiscGolfer drinks.

[DiscGolfer]

 

How are you still able to type with all you have had to drink tonight?

vrrry sloly

[Squirrel]

 

Hmm maybe I can add to this drinking game....

Sano is so athletic he puts his beer on the bottom shelf to get additional squats in a day.

 

Sano is so athletic that he wears his jersey all the time. That way women don't constantly ask for his name and number.

No no no no! You're doing it wrong. You have to end with 'DiscGolfer drinks.'

[USAFChief]

Hmm maybe I can add to this drinking game....

Sano is so athletic he puts his beer on the bottom shelf to get additional squats in a day.

Disk golfer, at this point, has to reach UP to get a beer off the bottom shelf.

[Vanimal46]

Rookie mistake ChiTown!

[David HK]

Wow, look how athletically Sano wears that headset.  * Hic*

[Squirrel]

 

Rookie mistake ChiTown!

I'm not going to let you use your rookie status for too long.

[Vanimal46]

Sano is so athletic he thinks a six pack and a pound is a new exercise regimen.

 

DiscGolfer drinks.

[Craig Arko]

vrrry sloly

[Vanimal46]

Now I got to thinking about six pack and a pound from Taco Johns.. someone tell me the potato oles are still on point.

[USAFChief]

The potato oles are still on point.

[Squirrel]

 

Now I got to thinking about six pack and a pound from Taco Johns.. someone tell me the potato oles are still on point.

Ick ... you actually eat at Taco Johns? You can't find better TexMex than that ... in Texas no less?

[USAFChief]

 

Ick ... you actually eat at Taco Johns? You can't find better TexMex than that ... in Texas no less?

Taco Cabana.

[Vanimal46]

Sano is so athletic he no longer uses ketchup. People need to ketchup to his athleticism.

 

DiscGolfer drinks.

[Squirrel]

omg ... they're talking about 'The Bachelor?' Really? ugh. Now that is truly ick!

[Vanimal46]

Taco Cabana, perha

Taco Cabana.

You're speaking my language Chief. That and Whataburger make living in the south a thing of beauty.

[USAFChief]

Sano is so athletic when he turns out the light at night he's in bed before it gets dark.

 

DiscGolfer drinks.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

I got a soft spot in my stomach for taco johns... Don't know why, but i do.

[Vanimal46]

Ick ... you actually eat at Taco Johns? You can't find better TexMex than that ... in Texas no less?

There's no such thing as Taco Johns down here. Taco Cabana, Taco Shack, Torchy's Tacos... somehow Taco Bell survives down here. And a taco truck pretty much anywhere in the city.

[USAFChief]

If we're making food confessions...I love Olive Garden.

[Craig Arko]

There could be a profitable (for the liquor companies, anyway) cottage industry in adapting Chuck Norris jokes to Sano's athleticism.