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Bark's Lounge Ft Myers Mighty Mussels

Bark's Lounge

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Some of the best posts I have ever read have been by this intelligent breed - and you can get them for cheap.

 

http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/BestSeaMonkAdPic-e1309271648169.jpeg

That reminds me of Marvel Comic magazine ads from the late 70's-early 80's. Nice memories.

D. Hocking FCL Twins

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That reminds me of Marvel Comic magazines from the late 70's-early 80's. Nice memories.

 

I always wanted to order these.  Now I am feeling a little sickened and guilty that I bascially feed my fish frozen sea monkeys twice a week

Bark's Lounge Ft Myers Mighty Mussels

Bark's Lounge

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I always wanted to order these.  Now I am feeling a little sickened and guilty that I bascially feed my fish frozen sea monkeys twice a week

It sucks becoming an adult. Magical dreams like the Sea Monkeys fade into the abyss.

Craig Arko Minnesota Twins

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Can we order up some insurance runs, please?

Teams have saved 15% or more on insurance runs by switching to (fill in the blank).

Riverbrian Cooperstown

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I've had a bad food day today. 

 

My Boys drained my Frig last weekend but I had some Hamburger and Helper so I didn't go shopping last night.

 

So I browned the hamburger... and I drain and go to the next step... cup and a half of water... Boom... Pour the water in... 

 

and then I realize that I didn't have any milk. 

 

I wasn't going to run to the store... I've got meat in a skillet full of water and I've got very few choices to fix this. So I grab some Rotini and throw it in... I had Eggs and I threw them in... I had some cheese and I threw that in. 

 

I actually convinced myself that it would be Ok... Well it wasn't... it was terrible... but at least I saved the box of Helper and I can do it right it some other time. 

 

Then I had Below Average Fried Chicken from the Supermarket for supper. 

 

I gotta do better tomorrow somehow. 

 

 

Squirrel GOAT

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I posted it twice because I'm trying to get to 13,000 posts by September. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Actually... It was a glitch with my computer or this site.

 

You can fix that, you know.

Riverbrian Cooperstown

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You can fix that, you know.

 

Don't tell me there is a no double post button on page 7 of my personal settings in small print in the bottom left corner underneath the ad for a credit union. 

Squirrel GOAT

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Don't tell me there is a no double post button on page 7 of my personal settings in small print in the bottom left corner underneath the ad for a credit union.

 

Lol, no ... you can just delete the 2nd post

USAFChief GOAT

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Don't tell me there is a no double post button on page 7 of my personal settings in small print in the bottom left corner underneath the ad for a credit union. 

Sounds like she doesn't have to tell you.  You already know.

Riverbrian Cooperstown

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Lol, no ... you can just delete the 2nd post

 

At work... As you can surely imagine.

 

The IT Guy just laughs and laughs and laughs at me. 

 

Squirrel GOAT

Squirrel

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At work... As you can surely imagine.

 

The IT Guy just laughs and laughs and laughs at me.

 

So what does it say to you when a non-IT person laughs at you? :)

USAFChief GOAT

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So I was getting pretty worried about Mrs Chief's hearing...it just seemed to me that she wasn't hearing as well as she used to.

 

I thought I'd talk to my doctor about it, and see if it was normal, or anything to worry about.  He told me to try and learn just how bad her hearing had gotten.  "Stand 50 ft away, and ask her something.  See if she can hear you.  If not, move ten feet closer, and try again.  Keep going till she answers, then get back to me.

 

Soooo, tonight I tried it.  I stood 50 feet away and asked her "what's for dinner?"

 

Nothing.

 

So I moved 10 feet closer, and tried again...nothing.

 

I kept this up till I was 10 feet away, at which point Mrs Chief turned to me and said, "Geez, for the fourth time...CHICKEN!"

sampleSizeOfOne MVP

sampleSizeOfOne

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Osmo moves the sections around depending on the work being performed.

 

That's what i figured. Though i imagine an orchestra could settle on a particular lay out by default as the most common...

 

And yeah, i was assuming from an audience view point, as a reasonable default.

 

It's been a long time since i was involved with a Minnesota orchestra, and i think it was junior high school...

Riverbrian Cooperstown

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I am sure he is laughing with you -- respectfully..

 

Yes... He respectfully laughs with me while shaking his head while slapping his hand on his knee and tears rolling down his face while he tries to compose himself just to get the words out in a very high pitched voice... respectfully. 

Bark's Lounge Ft Myers Mighty Mussels

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I've had a bad food day today. 

 

My Boys drained my Frig last weekend but I had some Hamburger and Helper so I didn't go shopping last night.

 

So I browned the hamburger... and I drain and go to the next step... cup and a half of water... Boom... Pour the water in... 

 

and then I realize that I didn't have any milk. 

 

I wasn't going to run to the store... I've got meat in a skillet full of water and I've got very few choices to fix this. So I grab some Rotini and throw it in... I had Eggs and I threw them in... I had some cheese and I threw that in. 

 

I actually convinced myself that it would be Ok... Well it wasn't... it was terrible... but at least I saved the box of Helper and I can do it right it some other time. 

 

Then I had Below Average Fried Chicken from the Supermarket for supper. 

 

I gotta do better tomorrow somehow. 

I think I would have preferred your initial concoction over the supermarket fried chicken. Yucko.

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