Game Thread: White Sox @ Twins, 6/23 @ 7:10pm CT

[formerly33]

 

Bark ... I'm gonna start deleting that thing ...

Hm, wouldn't that be taking an unauthorized advantage of your moderating abilities?

[formerly33]

 

Bark

Put Brian Dozier in a Blackhawks Jersey

Don't forget the helmet

Make it a bike helmet with flowers growing out of it.

BARK!!! NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! Don't do that!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Squirrel]

Well, don't do that. We need to win this game!

If we win, you get a reprieve ... for how long to be determined. If, however, we lose (sacrilege, I know), you don't post any Olsen twins photos again.

[Squirrel]

Hm, wouldn't that be taking an unauthorized advantage of your moderating abilities?

Nope.

[Squirrel]

If we win, you get a reprieve ... for how long to be determined. If, however, we lose (sacrilege, I know), you don't post any Olsen twins photos again.

Amended, if we lose, you can only post those on Halloween.

[Bark's Lounge]

 

If we win, you get a reprieve ... for how long to be determined. If, however, we lose (sacrilege, I know), you don't post any Olsen twins photos again.

Man, that's a tough one. It's like you'd be stripping a Samurai of his sword. I need RiverBrian's advice.

[Squirrel]

Man, that's a tough one. It's like you'd be stripping a Samurai of his sword. I need RiverBrian's advice.

No, you don't. He has no say in this one.

[USAFChief]

I blame Chitown, what with her muting the power of the Olson twins 'n all.

[Platoon]

Pssst. Riverbrian (if you happen to read ye olde game threade) how do you take full advantage of your 2000th post?I'd like to be your 2k list for purposes of preparation...(i hear y2k preparedness was important, once upon a time)

Y2K was really only important to people selling Y2K seminars and mouse pads!

[formerly33]

 

Amended, if we lose, you can only post those on Halloween.

[glunn]

This game is reminding me a little of last year.

[Squirrel]

I blame Chitown, what with her muting the power of the Olson twins 'n all.

I didn't mute them. Yet. Their power is being determined with this game. They are still out there for all to see. It's quite simple, the Twins win, Bark and the twins get a reprieve, if they lose, their power is fake and they go away except for Halloween.

[Bark's Lounge]

 

No, you don't. He has no say in this one.

You should take into account that I made a splendid Olson Twins Blackhawks picture for you. I bet no one has done that for you before. I am a magic man.

[formerly33]

 

I didn't mute them. Yet. Their power is being determined with this game. They are still out there for all to see. It's quite simple, the Twins win, Bark and the twins get a reprieve, if they lose, their power is fake and they go away except for Halloween.

If the Twins played on Halloween ... I'm not sure I'd want us to lose.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Man, that's a tough one. It's like you'd be stripping a Samurai of his sword. I need RiverBrian's advice.

One solution to the sword issue...

[Blake]

So, the call is: bloop, Sox error, blast..Twins win...

[sampleSizeOfOne]

I didn't mute them. Yet. Their power is being determined with this game. They are still out there for all to see. It's quite simple, the Twins win, Bark and the twins get a reprieve, if they lose, their power is fake and they go away except for Halloween.

I think i know how to unmute 'em...

 

Stick a fork in 'em. They done.

[DaveW]

Wow wouldn't it be nice if we had someone in the pen who could actually strike someone out? Instead of a bunch of guys going 3-2, letting them foul off a dozen pitches waiting for a mistake

[Squirrel]

Wow wouldn't it be nice if we had someone in the pen who could actually strike someone out? Instead of a bunch of guys going 3-2, letting them foul off a dozen pitches waiting for a mistake

We have Perkins.

[Platoon]

A lot of reckless statements tonight without really thinking of the potential consequences and ramifications that could never be undone.

This could be one of the greates comments ever! It should hang in every congress, bar, church, bedroom, and be the new Golden Rule!

[sampleSizeOfOne]

It's Hunter time!

[Halsey Hall]

Ahhhh, poof, you're just not as good as you think you are. 

[USAFChief]

 

Ahhhh, poof, you're just not as good as you think you are. 

Fortunately, he's not as good as you think he is either, Halsey!  

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Is there such a thing as a rally joke?

And how bad is a bad joke?

[David HK]

 

Wow wouldn't it be nice if we had someone in the pen who could actually strike someone out? Instead of a bunch of guys going 3-2, letting them foul off a dozen pitches waiting for a mistake

Makes me think Big Unit Jr may be due for a callup sometime soon...

[formerly33]

 

And how bad is a bad joke?

She was only a whiskey-maker, but he loved her still.

[DaveW]

We have Perkins.

Beyond closing situation only Perkins

[Squirrel]

Beyond closing situation only Perkins

Yeah, I know. It was my way of agreeing with you.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Fortunately, he's not as good as you think he is either, Halsey!  

I'm fuzzy on this whole good bad thing...

[USAFChief]

• Even Dickbert are second guessing Molitor.