Article: Game Thread: Twins@Cardinals 6/15 7:15PM

[Squirrel]

Except briefly during commercials only.

[USAFChief]

exciting!

[spinowner]

One triple down, 30 more to go this year.

[John Kelsey]

So that's a triple, huh?

[Bark's Lounge]

Oh yeah, the picture with the Cowboy with the lasso is called "The Rally Rope". In case anyone was curious. Hardy, har, har, har!

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Byron triples?

 

Who saw that happening?

[Riverbrian]

I walk into a bar... Sit down and I hear this tiny voice

 

"You are a handsome man"

 

A little while later the voice says " You have beautiful blue eyes"

 

A little later the voice says "Nice Shirt"

 

I ask the bartender "where's that voice coming from"

 

The bartender says "The Peanuts... They're Complimentary".

[Squirrel]

Omg! Omg! 2:05 left to play!

[Platoon]

I thought you weren't switching back.

Busted! My wife does this to me all the time. I still haven't learned either!

[Squirrel]

Hey, brian, how was your first official day at the new job? Did you have to fire anyone today?

[Riverbrian]

Celine Dion walks into a bar

 

Bartender says

 

"Why the long face"

[USAFChief]

1-4-6-3 DP

 

Assist hogs.

[Squirrel]

THE HAWKS WIN THE STANLEY CUP!!!!!!!! THE HAWKS WIN THE STANLEY CUP!!!!!!!! THE HAWKS WIN THE STANLEY CUP!!!!!!!!

[Platoon]

THE HAWKS WIN THE STANLEY CUP!!!!!!!! THE HAWKS WIN THE STANLEY CUP!!!!!!!! THE HAWKS WIN THE STANLEY CUP!!!!!!!!

Are they STILL playing hockey?

[Squirrel]

This is the first time the Hawks have won the Cup at home since the 1930s.

 

This has been a CBU interruption.

[Linus]

A Swede walks into a bar in Norway with a colorful parrot on his shoulder. Bartender says "hey that's a beauty where did you get it?" Parrot says "Sweden, there's a million of them"

[Squirrel]

Are they STILL playing hockey?

Not anymore.

[Mike Sixel]

THE HAWKS WIN THE STANLEY CUP!!!!!!!! THE HAWKS WIN THE STANLEY CUP!!!!!!!! THE HAWKS WIN THE STANLEY CUP!!!!!!!!

Is that a sports thing?

[USAFChief]

A pony walks into a bar and whispers his order.  The bartender asks, "why are you whispering?"

 

"I'm a little horse," comes the reply.

[Blake]

1 run game.

 

No matter the outcome, still appreciate that the Twins are still in the game.

 

[Squirrel]

A pony walks into a bar and whispers his order.  The bartender asks, "why are you whispering?"

 

"I'm a little horse," comes the reply.

Lol. That's almost as good as Brian's skeleton/mop joke.

[USAFChief]

Good AB, Joe.

[Platoon]

I am not sure what makes less sense.... The horse jokes, playing hockey in June, or the Mauer AB

[Mike Sixel]

Good AB, Joe.

They need courage.......

[Mike Sixel]

So he just stood there?

[Riverbrian]

Hey, brian, how was your first official day at the new job? Did you have to fire anyone today?

I spent the morning calling the IT guy up to my office to fix basically everything one thing at a time to make it functional.

 

He probably wasn't laughing but It became funny after awhile. His office is on the floor below me.

 

I call him up... "Hey my Computer isn't connected to the a printer". He fixes it and goes downstairs

 

5 minutes later... "Hey my research database isnt here" he fixes it and goes downstairs

 

This went on all morning... I must have asked him to come up 5 times within an hour.

 

The last time... I believe he stopped saying hello when he walked in.

[Bark's Lounge]

 

THE HAWKS WIN THE STANLEY CUP!!!!!!!! THE HAWKS WIN THE STANLEY CUP!!!!!!!! THE HAWKS WIN THE STANLEY CUP!!!!!!!!

In honor of you Chi. I am very happy for your teams championship. As you know we get none of that up in the Twin Cities. I will celebrate your victory with you, and a complimentary picture is included.

 

Edited June 16, 2015 by Bark's Lounge

[USAFChief]

They need a middle of the order bat.  

 

The heck with it.  Call up Sano.  He can DH 4 days a week, play 3rd one, and 1st one.

 

 

[Bark's Lounge]

I do wish we had better results tonight. What a drag.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Oh well.

 

Torii Hunter got on base.

 

Suzuki hit a liner to the 3rd baseman for a final out.

 

Could have gone down with more of a whimper, but there's always another game.

 

G'night all!

 

And congrats to the Blackhawks.

 

I'm still trying to think of good animal/bar jokes...