Article: Game Thread: Twins@Cardinals 6/15 7:15PM

[Bark's Lounge]

Even though the Twins lost and Plouffe didn't hit 3 dingers. Thanks to everyone for capping off my birthday in a good way. I had a great time. Let's get these bastards tomorrow!

[gil4]

 

Celine Dion walks into a bar

Bartender says

"Why the long face"

 

The version I heard involved John Kerry after the 2004 election, but it definitely works for Celine Dion as well. Plus it doesn't get half (or more) the readership here mad by talking politics.

[jokin]

 

They need a middle of the order bat.  

 

The heck with it.  Call up Sano.  He can DH 4 days a week, play 3rd one, and 1st one.

 

When you won't PH Vargas for Suzuki (vs LHP BA .224/OPS .595) in that last AB (Vargas vs LHP BA .349/OPS .810), you know they've got zero confidence in Kennys right now. 

 

Time for Sano coming up and batting in either the 5-hole or Clean-up.

[Gibby]

 

A bear walks into a bar and says "I'll have a Vodka and........................ Ummm...... Tonic.

Bartender says "why the long pause"

The Bear says "I don't know but I've always had them".

 

  This is brutal.

[formerly33]

 

Even though the Twins lost and Plouffe didn't hit 3 dingers. Thanks to everyone for capping off my birthday in a good way. I had a great time. Let's get these bastards tomorrow!

Bark...don't listen to them when they say you're not old. You are. I know since you're only a few years younger than them but over twice as old as me.

 

But happy birthday!!!!