Article: Game Thread: Twins@Mariners 4/24 9:10PM

[Riverbrian]

 

I missed the play by Torii that was ruled an error.^* Did anyone see it and care to describe?

 

_{^{* So did Torii, I presume.}}

 

I was getting Ice Cream

[sampleSizeOfOne]

I missed the play by Torii that was ruled an error.^* Did anyone see it and care to describe?

 

_{^{* So did Torii, I presume.}}

It hit off the glove of Santana as he tried to backhand a grounder.

 

They erased the runner on a double play, so no blood, no foul. Or is that the wrong sport?

[Riverbrian]

 

  and a corn muffin.

 

The Corn Muffin Coffee wasn't half bad

[formerly33]

 

$3,750.99 in the gift shop

Hm, that's a lot. But being addicted to shopping, I found one for you. It's $39.99:

 

http://shop.mlb.com/product/index.jsp?productId=31909946&cp=1452357.1452812.4026657

 

http://mlb.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/pMLB2-17907675dt.jpg

[ashbury]

Yeah, i suppose if we can't have a good rotation, we might as well have a chaotic evil one...

http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/58966558.jpg

[stringer bell]

11 in a row.

[formerly33]

 

I was getting Ice Cream

I was shopping for watches that I'll never buy. So what, are we all to blame for Torii's error? Would he have seen the ball if we had?

[Platoon]

Hey everybody, I just had the most brilliant idea. Why don't we have our bad pitchers face the aces since they're going to get us a loss anyway and match up our better pitchers like Phil Hughes against the worst guys so we end the season closer to .500?

. What happens if they don't have enough bad guys to match all our good guys?

[sampleSizeOfOne]

11 in a row.

We're going to need a bigger watch...

[Riverbrian]

 

Hm, that's a lot. But being addicted to shopping, I found one for you. It's $39.99:

 

http://shop.mlb.com/product/index.jsp?productId=31909946&cp=1452357.1452812.4026657

 

http://mlb.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/pMLB2-17907675dt.jpg

 

Only $39.99... Must not be in the gift shop. 

 

I bought a Twins Pencil in the gift shop. it cost me $96 

[Squirrel]

I did not think of that... That's Brilliant. 

 

You know... It's pretty clear to me. 

 

You could have helped me out on a lotta things like that... If I would have known you earlier. 

 

Let me ask you this question... When I need an oil change? How do you change Oil?

 

I mean Oil is Oil right? It won't change into a Salad Dressing

I actually do know how to change the oil in my car. I haven't done it myself in years.

[ashbury]

It hit off the glove of Santana as he tried to backhand a grounder.

The PBP initially had it on the right fielder. So I guess that's an error on the error.

[formerly33]

 

. What happens if they don't have enough bad guys to match all our good guys?

Then we'll wait until the next series You know what they say in the ad's, "The worst brings out our best." Well, I've noticed over the years that the worst outplays our best. But does it HAVE to?

[sampleSizeOfOne]

On the plus side, the outfield has acquitted itself admirably.

 

Schafer has had a few long running catches a few innings ago.

[formerly33]

 

Only $39.99... Must not be in the gift shop. 

 

I bought a Twins Pencil in the gift shop. it cost me $96 

If you'd spend $96 for a pencil, I think I'd dive in and get the watch. It'd be worth it.

[ashbury]

I actually do know how to change the oil in my car. I haven't done it myself in years.

In other words you know how, just not why anymore.

[ashbury]

The Corn Muffin Coffee wasn't half bad

That's because it was all bad?

[formerly33]

If I say nothing about the game, forgive me. I haven't the faintest idea of what's going on since I usually watch it on our MacBook Pro, but I have a new Microsoft Toshiba and I don't dare go to the website I usually watch games on since it's a very shady source and I accidentally gave a friend of mine a virus by sending them the link.

[Riverbrian]

 

I actually do know how to change the oil in my car. I haven't done it myself in years.

 

I tried to do it once... My Dad came running into the garage and he screamed at me "WHY IN GOD'S NAME ARE YOU RIPPING APART THE SEATS" 

[stringer bell]

If this game was at the Cell, it would be about 6-0.

[ashbury]

all our good guys?

All our good guys. LOL. Good one. Post of the game.

[Gibby]

 

The Corn Muffin Coffee wasn't half bad

 

  How was the Kiwano?

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Alright.

 

Who breaks it up?

 

I'll go with Suzuki...

[Platoon]

If I say nothing about the game, forgive me. I haven't the faintest idea of what's going on since I usually watch it on our MacBook Pro, but I have a new Microsoft Toshiba and I don't dare go to the website I usually watch games on since it's a very shady source and I accidentally gave a friend of mine a virus by sending them the link.

. Hmm, that's the same thing I told my wife when my porn watching picked up a computer virus! She didn't believe me either!

[stringer bell]

Nice, Trevor.

[formerly33]

I just glanced at our lineup to see who I would/wouldn't trust to break it up. To my horror, I realized that not a single one of them has a higher advantage over another.

 

http://cdn.playbuzz.com/cdn/db91f2c4-1e03-4cf5-b6c9-af6d5d46f6eb/224bf913-0a94-4e7b-85f7-99875344bd8d.gif

[glunn]

Angels are ridding themselves of Hamilton.  I wonder how much cash the Angels will end up paying and how Hamilton might repay the Angels when they play the Rangers.

[David HK]

Yipe.  It's just so sad looking at a boxscore.  Just tuned in on the internets-  0 hits.  Again.  Most Twin avgs below the Mendoza line.  Sad, sad, sad.    On the other hand, I don't mind those west coast games.  It's 11AM here, a far more civilized hour.

[Riverbrian]

 

  How was the Kiwano?

 

I don't have plain Kiwano

 

But I have Kiwano Grape Nuts Coffee

 

I'll try that next

[David HK]

Busy day, tho, can only check in occasionally.  Too busy wearing my Willy Wonka costume at the school book fair today.