Article: Game Thread: Twins@Mariners 4/24 9:10PM

[USAFChief]

Or lions.

 

[Platoon]

If we are mathematically eliminated by the ASG, can we still have our annual token participant?

[USAFChief]

Or Tut's.

[ashbury]

No Circus Boy updates? I'm disappointed in you guys.

Hughes has pitched tolerably well, and we have no chance. This has been your CBU.

[formerly33]

 

No Circus Boy updates? I'm disappointed in you guys.

It has become a favorite phrase in our family, so don't worry. In fact, I asked what the weather would be like in Mahtomedi this coming Wednesday to know whether we would be able to watch the high school baseball game, and upon hearing the news someone (I think it was my youngest brother) asked, "Is that your Circus Boy Update?" Anything related to baseball gets that response. And let me assure you, our family leads all the trends in the neighborhood, and from there it spreads out to the whole world. So if we make a snowman without balls (like a pole), every kid in the neighborhood follows suit. And that's just a mild example. The list goes on and on.

[USAFChief]

 

Hughes has pitched tolerably well, we're losing, and we have no chance, and getting stoked in Seattle is legal. This has been your CBU.

You missed an important aspect.

[ashbury]

Or Tut's.

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[Squirrel]

CBU? How can one update 0 eight times?

Well, you could have done it every other inning

[ashbury]

So if we make a snowman without balls

Too late in the game for another punch line contest. Eh, you know what happens to a snowman with three, right?

[USAFChief]

 

It has become a favorite phrase in our family, so don't worry. In fact, I asked what the weather would be like in Mahtomedi this coming Wednesday to know whether we would be able to watch the high school baseball game, and upon hearing the news someone (I think it was my youngest brother) asked, "Is that your Circus Boy Update?" Anything related to baseball gets that response. And let me assure you, our family leads all the trends in the neighborhood, and from there it spreads out to the whole world. So if we make a snowman without balls (like a pole), every kid in the neighborhood follows suit. And that's just a mild example. The list goes on and on.

That'd be a snowgirl, no?

 

//too easy//

[Platoon]

It has become a favorite phrase in our family, so don't worry. In fact, I asked what the weather would be like in Mahtomedi this coming Wednesday to know whether we would be able to watch the high school baseball game, and upon hearing the news someone (I think it was my youngest brother) asked, "Is that your Circus Boy Update?" Anything related to baseball gets that response. And let me assure you, our family leads all the trends in the neighborhood, and from there it spreads out to the whole world. So if we make a snowman without balls (like a pole), every kid in the neighborhood follows suit. And that's just a mild example. The list goes on and on.

. Wow! In my entire existence it never occurred to me that a snowman without balls, was not really a snowman! TD should be required reading in all the schools!

[Riverbrian]

 

It has become a favorite phrase in our family, so don't worry. In fact, I asked what the weather would be like in Mahtomedi this coming Wednesday to know whether we would be able to watch the high school baseball game, and upon hearing the news someone (I think it was my youngest brother) asked, "Is that your Circus Boy Update?" Anything related to baseball gets that response. And let me assure you, our family leads all the trends in the neighborhood, and from there it spreads out to the whole world. So if we make a snowman without balls (like a pole), every kid in the neighborhood follows suit. And that's just a mild example. The list goes on and on.

 

And that's been your Circus Boy Update Circus Boy Update

[Squirrel]

 

//too easy//

Concur

[Gibby]

^{oH, HECK YEAH.}

[Riverbrian]

 

Too late in the game for another punch line contest. Eh, you know what happens to a snowman with three, right?

 

His Girlfriend is a drunk slut?

[USAFChief]

Walk him and pitch to the plastic reindeer?

[Platoon]

His Girlfriend is a drunk slut?

. Somewhere I have seen that answer before? Hmmm..... Strokes chin and mutters........

[Gibby]

 

. Wow! In my entire existence it never occurred to me that a snowman without balls, was not really a snowman! TD should be required reading in all the schools!

 

  Every snowman I've ever built, was made from 3 graduated balls.

[stringer bell]

The girl on the horse is pretty and all, but I'd prefer Rob Lowe.

 

That came out so wrong. I meant that Lowe's Direct TV commercials were funnier.

Edited April 25, 2015 by stringer bell

[ashbury]

. Somewhere I have seen that answer before? Hmmm..... Strokes chin and mutters........

It's fine if you stroke your chin here, but we'll not be having you stroke your mutters.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Mountain Standard Time here in Tucson, RB. Not west coast time . We don't like us no west coast hippies nor their weird ideas about"daylight savings time"

. Meaning it was just one good minute?

We started the night complaining about an hour. Now we're going on about a minute...

 

That's how the night has gone, huh?

 

Anyway, last chance to incomplete Hughes' game...

 

Let's do it!

[USAFChief]

 

The girl on the horse is pretty and all, but I'd prefer Rob Lowe.

What horse??

[Riverbrian]

All right

 

Good Night

[Squirrel]

Damn you, stringer ... you were wrong!

[ashbury]

That's pitch #100 for Hernandez. He's supposed to be out of the game! Protest, Molly!

[USAFChief]

Well, snowman balls.

[Platoon]

Every snowman I've ever built, was made from 3 graduated balls.

. Mine never graduated, but they did get a certificate of attendance!

[ashbury]

Two hours and how many minutes? Five?

[sampleSizeOfOne]

^{oH, HECK YEAH.}

Enjoy Sunday's game!

[ashbury]

The girl on the horse is pretty and all, but I'd prefer Rob Lowe.

The horse is pretty and all, but I'd prefer the girl.