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And ... and how long do you put up with Vargas batting against lefties? I'm typing this rather than watching, because I knew what was 84% likely to happen.

 

That OPS of .634 against lefties could definitely use some help.

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Being in Chicago, I kinda sorta maybe pay attention just a little to stuff the Sox do; and not quite as much to what the Cubs do.

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Oops. Big oops. Hmm. I meant ARCIA!!! against lefties ... problem ...

 

I thought Vargas was pretty weak, but Arcia's a lot worse at .579.

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I look up lots of stuff after I type.  That's why people catch me editing so often.

Yeah, were you checking the thesaurus last night to replace nipple with teat?

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Carnac: Sauerkraut.

Ed: Mmmmm, sauerkraut.  Nothing quite as good on a brat.

Carnac: Ew.  May a deranged waiter spit in your creme brulee.

Ed: You just don't know what good eatin' is.

Carnac: <gives him a look> I didn't think we were going to bring up that trip to... uh, never mind.

Ed: You remain as inscrutable as you are wise, your Magnificence.

Carnac: <gives him a look> Not goin' there neither, chum.

Ed: Well.

Carnac: Well.

Ed: Perhaps we should proceed with opening the envelope.

Carnac: Perhaps.

Ed: <pause> And...

Carnac: <puffs into the edge of the envelope> What did Hogan call Colonel Klink behind his back?

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I hope that I have saved enough likes to make it through the rest of this game.

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Ninth inning.  Kinda need some rally caps here.

 

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