Game Thread: Twins @ Orioles, 8/30 @ 6:05pm CT

[Squirrel]

Oh for ****'s sake

[USAFChief]

I blame RB.

 

"Keep the game tied till I get back."

 

That's just, like,  ASK'n fer trouble.

[Squirrel]

Crap

[Squirrel]

I blame RB.

 

"Keep the game tied till I get back."

 

That's just, like,  ASK'n fer trouble.

Concur. This is Brian's fault.

[big dog]

Why does Duensing ever get to face a right-handed hitter?  Are we not even trying to win this game?

 

Oh, look, and as I type that another RH batter laces a double into the corner.

 

Gardy, just try and win a little bit, ok?

 

-edit- and here's Duensing, facing his 3rd RH batter in a row.

 

-edit 2- amazingly, he escaped by walking him on bad pitches.  And here comes Anderson out to work his magic.

 

I'm gonna head out and get a brat with kraut and mustard.

[Squirrel]

Maybe, since we are having kraut on the brats, you bring a bean salad instead.

[JB_Iowa]

Cole Slaw, please.

I hate bean salad and I hate kraut.

 

I have come to the conclusion that I basically hate strong tastes.  One whiff of blue cheese will have me running to the porcelain throne.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

I blame RB.

 

"Keep the game tied till I get back."

 

That's just, like,  ASK'n fer trouble.

 

Will he get back this half of the inning?

If we answer, he'll never know the difference...

 

We'll just sweep it under the mound.

[Craig Arko]

Maybe, since we are having kraut on the brats, you bring a bean salad instead.

Tater Tot hotdish.

[Squirrel]

Cole Slaw, please.

 

I hate bean salad and I hate kraut.

 

I have come to the conclusion that I basically hate strong tastes. One whiff of blue cheese will have me running to the porcelain throne.

Then I guess you wouldn't like my world famous blue cheese slaw

[JB_Iowa]

Then I guess you wouldn't like my world famous blue cheese slaw

 

Guess I wouldn't.

[ScrapTheNickname]

Then I guess you wouldn't like my world famous blue cheese slaw

Looks like your fingers cramped up there at the end.

[ScrapTheNickname]

Looks like your fingers cramped up there at the end.

Ah, you fixed it!

[Squirrel]

Ah, you fixed it!

Indeed

[Squirrel]

Happens when I'm in my iPad

[Bark's Lounge]

Oh for ****'s sake

I getcha ya. Too many sauerkraut haters.

[Squirrel]

Tater Tot hotdish.

This isn't a tacky Midwestern church dinner here

[Squirrel]

Aha! Take that you Mauer haters!

[big dog]

Will he get back this half of the inning?

If we answer, he'll never know the difference...

 

We'll just sweep it under the mound.

You are good, my friend.  Very good.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Will he get back this half of the inning?

If we answer, he'll never know the difference...

 

We'll just sweep it under the mound.

 

See? No Problem!

 

(I hope RB gets back soon. I'd feel bad for Mauer if he was left at 1st base)

[big dog]

Then I guess you wouldn't like my world famous blue cheese slaw

I bet that would be pretty darn good on a brat...mmmm, brat...

 

We had shrimp tacos tonight with cabbage, but it was just chopped cabbage without anything fancy.  Well, except for shrimp.

[ScrapTheNickname]

Why does Duensing ever get to face a right-handed hitter?  Are we not even trying to win this game?

 

Oh, look, and as I type that another RH batter laces a double into the corner.

 

Gardy, just try and win a little bit, ok?

 

-edit- and here's Duensing, facing his 3rd RH batter in a row.

 

-edit 2- amazingly, he escaped by walking him on bad pitches.  And here comes Anderson out to work his magic.

 

I'm gonna head out and get a brat with kraut and mustard.

And ... and how long do you put up with Vargas batting against lefties? I'm typing this rather than watching, because I knew what was 84% likely to happen.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

You are good, my friend.  Very good.

 

Thanks.  Not many of 'em but i do have my moments...

[Squirrel]

Come on Zukes!

[stringer bell]

That at-bat by Mauer bore a striking resemblance to a hit w/ a runner in scoring position.

[Squirrel]

Aaaaaaaaarrrrgggghhh!

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Cole Slaw, please.

I hate bean salad and I hate kraut.

 

I have come to the conclusion that I basically hate strong tastes.  One whiff of blue cheese will have me running to the porcelain throne.

How about okra surprise?

[WLFINN]

Bash brothers looked pretty silly there...I suppose we'll see some of that

[Squirrel]

All this talk of brats made me realize I haven't had supper yet and that I was a bit peckish. JB would not like what I decided to fix for myself ... beef 'n blue sausage with a side of bean salad

[Craig Arko]

How about okra surprise?

Is that a new talk show?