Game Thread: Royals@Twins 8/15 7:10PM

[alskntwnsfn]

The Drinking game code words for the night:

 

arm slot

Let's add elbow tightness

[Riverbrian]

Well, Kris Johnson gave up a smattering of runs for Rochester ..... like 6 in 3.2.  The score is now 8-4 in the middle of the 5th

That's not a smattering... That's a Wad

[GCTF]

Radio guys just used arm slot three times in ten seconds. I can't drink that fast anymore.

[JB_Iowa]

"A Smattering of Intelligence " is one of my favorite M*A*S*H episodes (2nd season finale).

 

I think I'll amuse myself for the rest of the season by throwing in M*A*S*H trivia as many times as I can in game threads.

[JB_Iowa]

That's not a smattering... That's a Wad

 

I'm wrong though.  He gave up 6 but the score is still only 6-4 not 8-4.

 

OOPS.

[JB_Iowa]

I'm actually enjoying the comments on Sinker's "Section 219 Fan's Focus Mob":

 

http://www.startribune.com/sports/blogs/271412881.html

[GCTF]

pasta diving Moose.

[snepp]

*cue circus music*

 

 

 

Twins Baseball™!

[Riverbrian]

Like I said... The Royals have great defense!!!

[GCTF]

Royals Baseball 

[LaBombo]

Wow, it's like the Royals just suddenly remembered they're the Royals.

[JB_Iowa]

Well, the Twins got Ricky a lead ... let's see what hee can do with it.

[Squirrel]

Okay, let's get a strikeout then a DP

[Squirrel]

Ugh

[JB_Iowa]

Well, the Twins got Ricky a lead ... let's see what hee can do with it.

 

 

Wasted.

[snepp]

Well, the Twins got Ricky a lead ... let's see what hee can do with it.

 

You asked for it.

[LaBombo]

Way to come through in the clutch, Wil...

 

Oh, crap.   Never mind.

[stringer bell]

The new Nolasco looks a lot like the old Nolasco.

[Riverbrian]

Croutons in salad?

 

If you just put the lettuce and dressing and tomatoes in between toast. It'll be the same thing.

 

Croutons in there is kinda like a salad sandwich.

[Thegrin]

Now is the time to scream and tear your hair out!

[Riverbrian]

Better go check his arm slot

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Well, the Twins got Ricky a lead ... let's see what hee can do with it.

Way to go, JB........

[stringer bell]

That was well hit, but Santana misplayed the ball.

[LaBombo]

The new Nolasco looks a lot like the old Nolasco.

Looks like he either put on some weight or has started wearing kevlar to give some protection from those line drive comebackers he's giving up in every third at bat.

[JB_Iowa]

You asked for it.

 

Well, I'm just off on everything tonight.

 

Johnson is still pitching for the Red Wings ... now 6 runs through 7.2 IP.

[teekz]

Hey. We got an out!

[JB_Iowa]

Croutons in salad?

 

If you just put the lettuce and dressing and tomatoes in between toast. It'll be the same thing.

 

Croutons in there is kinda like a salad sandwich.

 

I'm very glad i don't have to cook for you.  

[teekz]

And there is 2!

[LaBombo]

Croutons in salad?

 

If you just put the lettuce and dressing and tomatoes in between toast. It'll be the same thing.

 

Croutons in there is kinda like a salad sandwich.

Toasting.  Of course!  That's how you make the bread crunchy, not leaving it sit out uncovered.  Can't wait to get some unmoldy bread to try that.

[Riverbrian]

Mound Visit Transcript:

 

Andy: Your Arm Slot is dropping.

Ricky: it is?

Andy: Yep... First two innings you were at 1 o clock... That last pitch to Escobar... It was around 1:35

Ricky: they scored 5 runs.... You should have come out sooner to tell me that.

Andy: I just noticed it... I was looking for some gum.