Game Thread: Twins v White Sox, 6/22 @ 1:10pm CT

[Circus Boy]

Looks like six isn't going to be enough.

 

We're going to need at least six to win this.

[James]

That's nothing a psychologist or a sub-machine gun can't fix.

I keep expecting him to offer up some kind of crazy meat.

 

"You cooking chicken tonight... Or, human?"

[Guest USAFChief]

So Arcia, what to do?

 

Maybe he should randomly take up switch hitting and then abruptly abandon it...

...in Rochester.

 

//hat tip to ash//

[Circus Boy]

So many strange foods, that I always ask myself "who was the first person to eat it?"

 

Please try not to eat already eaten food. My dog does that.

[Riverbrian]

So many strange foods, that I always ask myself "who was the first person to eat it?".

 

And what came first, the watermelon or it's seed? And who first put his old frig in his garage?

 

Back to the game, GO TWINS!!!!!

 

Why are we wondering... Chief can answer all these questions.

[LaBombo]

Why are we wondering... Chief can answer all these questions.

 

Free? Or...

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Groupon?

[ashbury]

We're going to need at least six to win this.

 

We have the advantage. We need only six to win. The Sox need seven.

[Craig Arko]

The Sumerian written language and the associated clay tablets are among the earliest human writings. Scholarly works from the early 1800s onward have developed some facility translating the various Sumerian documents. Among these is a poem with the English title, "A hymn to Ninkasi." The poem is, in effect, a recipe for brewing beer. A translation from the University of Oxford describes combining bread, a source for yeast, with malted and soaked grains and keeping the liquid in a fermentation vessel until finally filtering it into a collecting vessel.

 

Seems fitting.

[Guest USAFChief]

Free? Or...

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Groupon?

Yes.

[stringer bell]

Too many wasted outs on the pads. I hope it doesn't come back to bite 'em.

[D. Hocking]

The Sumerian written language and the associated clay tablets are among the earliest human writings. Scholarly works from the early 1800s onward have developed some facility translating the various Sumerian documents.

 

I am hoping someday they find the lost written sources of baseball's unwritten rules.

[Bark's Lounge]

I keep expecting him to offer up some kind of crazy meat.

 

"You cooking chicken tonight... Or, human?"

 

I'd take what is cheapest. It probably all tastes the same.

[ashbury]

Why are we wondering... Chief can answer all these questions.

 

In Rochester.

[James]

Dick suggested that if Perkins were unavailable today, Duensing may take over.

 

If that happens, I'm going to need to find a brick wall to hit my head against.

[Guest USAFChief]

The Sumerian written language and the associated clay tablets are among the earliest human writings. Scholarly works from the early 1800s onward have developed some facility translating the various Sumerian documents. Among these is a poem with the English title, "A hymn to Ninkasi." The poem is, in effect, a recipe for brewing beer. A translation from the University of Oxford describes combining bread, a source for yeast, with malted and soaked grains and keeping the liquid in a fermentation vessel until finally filtering it into a collecting vessel.

 

Seems fitting.

 

Lots of good advice and tips on those old tablets. Among them: "tis unwise, nay, worse, to layeth down a sacrifice following a leadoff double."

[ashbury]

The Sumerian written language and the associated clay tablets ...

 

And another precinct reports!

[Craig Arko]

And another precinct reports!

 

From Rochester, Mr. Benny.

[Guest USAFChief]

Dick suggested that if Perkins were unavailable today, Duensing may take over.

 

If that happens, I'm going to need to find a brick wall to hit my head against.

In his defense, the options are...limited.

[GCTF]

This Morales fellow...he's been known to hit a homerun or two in the past, no?

[James]

In his defense, the options are...limited.

True. But still...

[James]

Fien in the 8th. That probably means Perkins is available today.

[ashbury]

In his defense, the options are...limited.

 

[Jerr]

Fien in the 8th. That probably means Perkins is available today.

I hope his back is better.

[stringer bell]

Make short work of them Casey, so that the big boppers don't bat in the ninth.

[James]

Zuke is getting roughed up today.

[Guest USAFChief]

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[stringer bell]

Paging Mr. Pinto!

[ashbury]

Zuke is getting roughed up today.

 

I'm just glad Fryer isn't DHing.

 

/ because he isn't a good hitter

[stringer bell]

Who pitches the ninth?

[ashbury]

Who pitches the ninth?

 

Nobody for the White Sox, I hope.