Game Thread: Twins@Brewers 6/2 6:20PM

[WLFINN]

good thing we aren't facing the good ex Twin

[Riverbrian]

Childbirth must have been one for the medical journals.

 

Dick: Deep drive... Way Back... Outta Here!!! Home run Ashbury... Oh baby... That was a no doubter.

 

Bert: He dropped the Bat head on that.

[Gibby]

Childbirth must have been one for the medical journals.

 

I have bipolar disorder, 90% divorce rate. I'm a Chef, 80% divorce rate. I married an extremely intelligent, tough, and beautiful woman 29 years ago in July. It's been a wild ride, and she is responsible as anyone that we were able to make it work.

[Riverbrian]

I need one of those walk in tubs with all the bells and whistles.

 

Bells and whistles sound noisy... It would take all of the soothingness away.

[Gibby]

Bells and whistles sound noisy... It would take all of the soothingness away.

 

I was thinking rose petals and candles.....Naw I wasn't really.

[Squirrel]

To quote ChiTown, "poop"

And I think I got that fine saying from Chief

[JB_Iowa]

I have bipolar disorder, 90% divorce rate. I'm a Chef, 80% divorce rate. I married an extremely intelligent, tough, and beautiful woman 29 years ago in July. It's been a wild ride, and she is responsible as anyone that we were able to make it work.

 

Nothing like a good woman to lead the way.

[LaBombo]

Garza failing miserably to pitch to contact, yet Twins scoreless. Am confuse.

[Riverbrian]

I need one of those walk in tubs with all the bells and whistles.

 

Walk In Tubs

Walk In Freezers

Walk In Closet

Walk In Clinics

 

Whats next?

[Gibby]

Garza failing miserably to pitch to contact, yet Twins scoreless. Am confuse.

 

The 7th is coming. That seems to be the time the Twins decide to poop, or get off the pot.

[Gibby]

Walk In Tubs

Walk In Freezers

Walk In Closet

Walk In Clinics

 

Whats next?

 

 

Sounds like a Dire Straits tune.

[glunn]

I'm grilling ribs tonight for dinner. What do I need to know to go pro?

 

Buy a smoker and some hickory chips.

[Beezer07]

The 7th is coming. That seems to be the time the Twins decide to poop, or get off the pot.

 

Which is the "good" option? Strictly speaking in baseball terms, of course...

[Riverbrian]

Mauer!!! Nice!!!

[Gibby]

Which is the "good" option? Strictly speaking in baseball terms, of course...

 

Poop.

 

Nice play Joe.

[Guest USAFChief]

Poop.

 

And then ​get off the pot.

[Beezer07]

Speaking of Mauer...his SLG is now higher than his OPS!

[blairpaul715]

Nice play by Mauer, but listening to the announcers , only other person who could make that play is Jesus.

[Beezer07]

Nice play by Mauer, but listening to the announcers , only other person who could make that play is Jesus.

 

Is it so hard to just say "Nice play by Mauer"?

[Beezer07]

And then ​get off the pot.

 

I was well into my high school years before I figured this sequence of events out.

[JB_Iowa]

Is it so hard to just say "Nice play by Mauer"?

 

Like this:

 

 

• Mike Berardino ‏@MikeBerardino 3m
  Latest in a string of diving stops for Joe Mauer at first in past week to 10 days. Really starting to get the hang of 1st base. #MNTwins
   
   
  

[Bark's Lounge]

Nice play by Mauer, but listening to the announcers , only other person who could make that play is Jesus.

 

Sorry son. I never have made a play like that.

[Riverbrian]

Buy a smoker and some hickory chips.

 

 

Hey Man... Ummm... Where are the Hickory chips?

[Beezer07]

Sorry son. I never have made a play like that.

 

Plus I hear you couldn't hit a curveball.

[ashbury]

I have bipolar disorder, 90% divorce rate. I'm a Chef, 80% divorce rate. I married an extremely intelligent, tough, and beautiful woman 29 years ago in July. It's been a wild ride, and she is responsible as anyone that we were able to make it work.

 

You're responsible for picking her. That counts for something.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Mmmm... 7th inning!

[blairpaul715]

Is it so hard to just say "Nice play by Mauer"?

 

Not when the announcers gush about it for another 2 or 3 minutes........one minute , he is such a good athlete he can play anywhere(and I agree he could) and the next minute, he makes such a great play for being new at the position........Joe is a great athlete, he could , I believe play anywhere..........I just tired of the never ending LOVE and never hear ANY criticism from the Bremer.......When Mauer hit those doubles it was Joe is coming around , adjusting, and not because of poor location by Garza, and when he struck out, it was great pitching..........I like Joe, but I don't like the gushing by Bremer, nothing is ever Mauers, it is the other guy doing his job well.

[stringer bell]

Speaking of Mauer...his SLG is now higher than his OPS!

 

Maybe higher than his OBP, but not his OPS.

[Gibby]

Not when the announcers gush about it for another 2 or 3 minutes........one minute , he is such a good athlete he can play anywhere(and I agree he could) and the next minute, he makes such a great play for being new at the position........Joe is a great athlete, he could , I believe play anywhere..........I just tired of the never ending LOVE and never hear ANY criticism from the Bremer.......When Mauer hit those doubles it was Joe is coming around , adjusting, and not because of poor location by Garza, and when he struck out, it was great pitching..........I like Joe, but I don't like the gushing by Bremer, nothing is ever Mauers, it is the other guy doing his job well.

 

This is kinda why I don't get into the minutia of the game in threads. I almost never see things the way the majority does.

[ashbury]

Sounds like a Dire Straits tune.

 

[video=youtube;MBXzA9-uqbs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBXzA9-uqbs