Game Thread: Twins@Brewers 6/2 6:20PM

[Riverbrian]

Baseball announcers who have difficulty going three plus hours trying to find things to say fill the time really should just come to this board to find good examples of statements with weight and substantive meaning and some deep insight.

 

Honestly... In my opinion... That's what makes Vin Scully perhaps the best. He will leave the game of baseball to tell a story.

[Gibby]

Baseball announcers who have difficulty going three plus hours trying to find things to say fill the time really should just come to this board to find good examples of statements with weight and substantive meaning and some deep insight.

 

Like Mst3k for baseball. Oh wow! that could be awesome.

[JB_Iowa]

Like American League Rules would have made a big difference in this game.....

 

sigh.

[Riverbrian]

poop

 

[Gibby]

Like American League Rules would have made a big difference in this game.....

 

sigh.

 

So would some hitting.

[Riverbrian]

A guy walks into a bar and ask "do you have any helicopter flavored potato chips"?

 

The bartenders replies... "No... We only have plain"

[Gibby]

So would some hitting.

 

It's the 8th, I think I'll take my dog for a nice long walk, so I can come back to read about the amazing 9th inning come-back.

[Gibby]

So the sausage race is making Dick hungry.

[ashbury]

Nah - I hate virgins.

 

His maidenhead grew back?

[Bark's Lounge]

So the sausage race is making Dick hungry.

 

Hey, I see what you did there. Genious!!!

[ashbury]

A guy walks into a bar and ask "do you have any helicopter flavored potato chips"?

 

The bartenders replies... "No... We only have plain"

 

I laughed, then hated myself afterward.

[Gibby]

I laughed, then hated myself afterward.

 

Me too.

[Riverbrian]

A woman and a Pig walk into a bar.

 

Bartender: where'd you get the pig?

 

Woman: That's not a pig... It's a duck.

 

Bartender: i know... I was talking to the duck.

[Richie the Rally Goat]

A guy walks into a bar and ask "do you have any helicopter flavored potato chips"?

 

The bartenders replies... "No... We only have plain"

this one was meant to be auditory

[Guest USAFChief]

A blond, brunette and redhead walk into a bar.

 

"Gimme a G 'n T," says the brunette to the bartender.

 

"Gin and Tonic, coming right up."

 

"R 'n C," says the redhead.

 

"Gotcha. Rum 'n Coke it is."

 

"I'll have a 15!" says the blond.

 

"Um...I hate to admit it, but ya' got me," says the bartender. "What's a 15?"

 

"Well, duh-uh. A 7 and 7, silly!"

[ashbury]

A woman and a Pig walk into a bar.

 

Bartender: where'd you get the pig?

 

Woman: That's not a pig... It's a duck.

 

Bartender: i know... I was talking to the duck.

 

Watchin' the game now Brian... Escobear leading off of first...

[Bark's Lounge]

His maidenhead grew back?

 

That's what she said.

[Dr. Evil]

A rabbi, a priest and a Lutheran minister walks into a bar... The Bartender says...

 

"What is this? Some kinda joke".

He's on pace for 45 rbi's. Ok, I'm being silly. That's worth it and I should not be expecting more than that. He's having a great season.

[WLFINN]

sure wish that guy played more

[Gibby]

I think the whole problem with this team, is they have gotten away from dropping the barrel of the bat.

[Riverbrian]

Watchin' the game now Brian... Escobear leading off of first...

 

Practice Practice Practice... I can watch the game and google "walks into bar jokes".

 

You got the same ability. I know you can.

[ashbury]

Good piece of hitting by Pinto, moving the runner over to third.

[LaBombo]

I wonder that too.. I wonder what it's like to work in LaBombo's office...

 

http://cdn.bloguin.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/93/2013/10/bored-baby.png

 

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http://mlblogsourgame.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/abbott-and-costello-naughty-nineties-1945.jpg

 

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Dozie keeps the inning alive!

[WLFINN]

Good piece of hitting by Pinto, moving the runner over to third.

 

now that is funny

[ashbury]

Practice Practice Practice...

 

What did the traffic cop tell the youngster who asked him how to get to Target Field, Alex?

[Guest USAFChief]

Practice Practice Practice... I can watch the game and google "walks into bar jokes".

 

You got the same ability. I know you can.

Not me, I need both pointer fingers available for typing.

[Richie the Rally Goat]

A woman and a Pig walk into a bar.

 

Bartender: where'd you get the pig?

 

Woman: That's not a pig... It's a duck.

 

Bartender: i know... I was talking to the duck.

a guy and his Monkey walk into a bar, the monkey jumps up on the pool table and eats the cue ball. The bar tender yells at the and kicks them out... Two weeks later the guy and his monkey return, the bar tender yells at the guy. " you get that darn monkey outta here". The guy says, no no, he's learned his lesson. So the bar tender agrees. The the monkey jumps up on the bar and grabs an olive out of the jar, sticks it in his butt, then eats it. The bar tender kicks them out, but the guy stats wait, wait, I told you he learned his lesson! After the cue ball he checks his food for size first.

[Guest USAFChief]

What did the traffic cop tell the youngster who asked him how to get to Target Field, Alex?

Winnah

[Gibby]

I hope ChiTown has her 7 hats on.

[Riverbrian]

He's on pace for 45 rbi's. Ok, I'm being silly. That's worth it and I should not be expecting more than that. He's having a great season.

 

Let's try this: Joe Mauer walks into a bar

Bartender: How's it going?

Mauer: Holding my own I guess

Bartender: You'd get arrested if you held someone else's.