Game Thread: Twins v Rangers, 5/28@7:10pm CT

[LaBombo]

And with that...

 

Ummm... I did the raw egg in a glass for about week straight after Rocky.

 

I stopped when this guy beat me up.

Gotta give it two weeks, just like most antibiotics. Even with gruff Yoda guy barking in your ear...

 

You could still become a very dangerous poyson!

[Ultima Ratio]

I love that ferocious Escobear.

[JB_Iowa]

Dick: "Choo is hitting LHer's better than RHers!"

 

Choo, career vs RHers: .307/.411/.518

Choo, career vs LHers: .250/.348/.350

 

 

Mark this day down -- I'm defending Bremer:

 

2014 Splits

 

vs. RHP .267/.364/.870

vs. LHP .362/.279/.997

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Nunez singles, Santana got the bunt down.

 

We could tie it right here...

[LaBombo]

One too many "B's."

 

Rian Bass? Asstro's OF?

[JB_Iowa]

Mark this day down -- I'm defending Bremer:

 

2014 Splits

 

vs. RHP .267/.364/.870

vs. LHP .362/.279/.997

 

last was OPS

 

but slg is .443 vs. RHP and .517 vs LHP

[GCTF]

Bass as in the fish or the instrument.

 

I want to make sure I get the pronunciation right.

 

You really haven't forgotten about this magnificent bass-tard already, have you?

 

[Trevor0333]

Anyone else seeing that glob of pine tar at the top brim of Cotts hat?

[LaBombo]

Dick: "Choo is hitting LHer's better than RHers!"

 

Choo, career vs RHers: .307/.411/.518

Choo, career vs LHers: .250/.348/.350

 

Goin!

 

http://www.shadowlocked.com/images/stories/features/invasion/Sutherland_scream_Invasion_Of_The_Body_Snatchers_Kaufman_1978.jpg

[GCTF]

Mauer's cooked. There, I said it.

[Guest USAFChief]

Mark this day down -- I'm defending Bremer:

 

2014 Splits

 

vs. RHP .267/.364/.870

vs. LHP .362/.279/.997

You are correct...Bremer was factually correct. The point he seemed to be making was wrong, but he was factually correct.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Hey, at least we got another runner to third...

[Riverbrian]

Anyone else seeing that glob of pine tar at the top brim of Cotts hat?

 

No... But I'll be watching for it now.

[Riverbrian]

You are correct...Bremer was factually correct. The point he seemed to be making was wrong, but he was factually correct.

 

What you are looking for is:

 

"no it's not... I want to absolutely clear that it not... Except... Yes it is... It is"

[GCTF]

Liam Hendriks...6 IP 3 hits and 5 K's for the Blue Jays. Fire up the every pitcher gets better when they leave the Twins bandwagon.

[Riverbrian]

Liam Hendriks...6 IP 3 hits and 5 K's for the Blue Jays. Fire up the every pitcher gets better when they leave the Twins bandwagon.

 

Bombo... You got a bandwagon GIF for this?

[JB_Iowa]

You are correct...Bremer was factually correct. The point he seemed to be making was wrong, but he was factually correct.

 

I seldom actually listen to Bremer so I could only respond to what you said he said. :)

[Richie the Rally Goat]

Yeah... I should probably reconsider my purpose on this earth... Shouldn't I?

Absolutely not

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Mauer's cooked. There, I said it.

 

Yeah is it time to start worrying now?

[LaBombo]

Mauer's cooked. There, I said it.

 

There's always the microwave to reheat and refresh, but it's not looking good. The back injury news is looking more like a life raft for Twins fans than a setback.

[Guest USAFChief]

A strong two-hopper to first.

[Twins Twerp]

Beltre is slow

[Richie the Rally Goat]

I thought Nunez was supposed to be a bad fielder..?

[howeda7]

I get annoyed with the 'Mauer is overpaid' cries, because his being overpaid doesn't matter. But it's hard not to be concerned at this point.

[Guest USAFChief]

I seldom actually listen to Bremer so I could only respond to what you said he said. :)

I was actually defending Gardy.

[Riverbrian]

I've said before.. I've seen Nunez play maybe 10 times as Yankee and not once did he do anything to concern me defensively.

 

That was a nice play at 3B

[Richie the Rally Goat]

There's always the microwave to reheat and refresh, but it's not looking good. The back injury news is looking more like a life raft for Twins fans than a setback.

I still wish there was an agree button. I liked this, but I don't "like" it, I agree unhappily.

[Richie the Rally Goat]

I get annoyed with the 'Mauer is overpaid' cries, because his being overpaid doesn't matter. But it's hard not to be concerned at this point.

Very good point, he is, but it's sunk cost

[Ultima Ratio]

This game has runny eggs splattered all over it.

[Riverbrian]

I still wish there was an agree button. I liked this, but I don't "like" it, I agree unhappily.

 

We should talk to Brock about an "Agree unhappily" button.