Game Thread: Twins v Rangers, 5/28@7:10pm CT

[Richie the Rally Goat]

I just discovered that when you refresh the page there is a "view first unread" button. The fact that this might be the highlight of my day might not be a good reflection on my life...

 

Omelet with bacon, but I do like a good egg salad sandwich (also with bacon and maybe some cheese and tomato).

SSS, but it's pretty darn good, like hitting a double in your second at bat.

[Richie the Rally Goat]

Quayle goes with a potatoe

Not often we get political humor from the 44th vice presidency anymore.

[LaBombo]

Nice throw by Zukesie, and as bummerish as it's been to see the offense stymied, Gibson holding up his end of a pitchers' duel is more significant.

[Riverbrian]

LOL. I liked to do that as a kid. But at some point I just got to the point where I couldn't stand them unless the yolk and white were well-combined.

 

Even if I eat a hard-boiled egg (maybe once a year), I have to mush the white and yolk together.

 

Textbook case of playing with your food

[Riverbrian]

Nice throw by Zukesie, and as bummerish as it's been to see the offense stymied, Gibson holding up his end of a pitchers' duel is more significant.

 

Neither pitcher seems afraid of WHIP

[Squirrel]

I like over easy, cooked whites, runny yolk.

[Riverbrian]

I've never had quail before.

 

I've also never been peppered in the face with birdshot.

[Riverbrian]

I like over easy, cooked whites, runny yolk.

 

Alright... Another Yolker!!! JB is getting outnumbered.

[Ultima Ratio]

Over hard, on an everything bagel with salami or bacon and swiss. Perfect breakfast sandwich.

[MichiganTwins]

Well I got here late, I thought I would immediately spark the offense, but I have done nothing with my late pinch hitting opportunity. I do not want to go out there to play defense. I might just hit the showers early tonight.

[Guest USAFChief]

Alright... Another Yolker!!!

 

 

 

[Riverbrian]

I just discovered that when you refresh the page there is a "view first unread" button. The fact that this might be the highlight of my day might not be a good reflection on my life...

 

Omelet with bacon, but I do like a good egg salad sandwich (also with bacon and maybe some cheese and tomato).

 

I think you just decided my lunch for tomorrow.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

I'll eat the eggs as their cooked, which is usually scrambled, but tryin' to cook the white and leave the yolks intact/uncooked until the last second, turning the heat off, and letting the residual heat cook the yolk just a bit as they get scrambled together, so the overall result is moist, with the flavor of yolk...

 

That said, if i could get away with it, i'd claim i like them in riddle form:

"Box without hinges, key, or lid

Yet golden treasure inside his hid."

 

And i like goose eggs with twins pitching and fielding. Not so much when batting.

[Riverbrian]

Well I got here late, I thought I would immediately spark the offense, but I have done nothing with my late pinch hitting opportunity. I do not want to go out there to play defense. I might just hit the showers early tonight.

 

Yeah.. But you'll have a solid breakfast plan tomorrow.

[Squirrel]

And with that... Every guy just got turned on.

Brian!

[JB_Iowa]

Mmmmm ... runny, yolk goodness!

 

 

Running to the bathroom to throw up ....

[Riverbrian]

I'll eat the eggs as their cooked, which is usually scrambled, but tryin' to cook the white and leave the yolks intact/uncooked until the last second, turning the heat off, and letting the residual heat cook the yolk just a bit as they get scrambled together, so the overall result is moist, with the flavor of yolk...

 

That said, if i could get away with it, i'd claim i like them in riddle form:

"Box without hinges, key, or lid

Yet golden treasure inside his hid."

 

And i like goose eggs with twins pitching and fielding. Not so much when batting.

 

Just a guess... You scare the hell out of young waitresses.

[Guest USAFChief]

Brian!

And with that, every guy just got turned off.

[Riverbrian]

Brian!

 

Yeah... I should probably reconsider my purpose on this earth... Shouldn't I?

[Squirrel]

You just killed my like of runny-yolked eggs. That was ickish.

[Guest USAFChief]

That was ickish.

There's Ick.

 

There's Ish.

 

And then for Brian...there's ickish.

[Riverbrian]

You just killed my like of runny-yolked eggs. That was ickish.

 

Ok... Not Ishish... So that's another clue.

[JB_Iowa]

Yeah.. But you'll have a solid breakfast plan tomorrow.

 

 

Give me Honey Bunches of Oats. Heck, I'd even take oatmeal (although the weather is a bit warm for it).

[gil4]

You just killed my like of runny-yolked eggs. That was ickish.

 

It was ickish before he said a word.

[JB_Iowa]

May I also suggest to the Twins that the DO something .... helps prevent these little diversions.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Just a guess... You scare the hell out of young waitresses.

 

I don't know... That's how i try to cook 'em myself... Served on well buttered potato toast, so the eggs melt the butter if the toast doesn't. So no service staff involved with that. And i don't usually scare myself much. I try not to, anyway...

 

I have never actually tried to get eggs in riddle form. Don't know what would happen if i did...

[Richie the Rally Goat]

Good outing by GibsonGibson

[Riverbrian]

You just killed my like of runny-yolked eggs. That was ickish.

 

You won't be able to eat eggs without thinking of me. I'm honored and disappointed with myself at the same time.

 

That is actually how I go through life every day. Honored and disappointed.

[JB_Iowa]

You know, I think it was Brian who started the steak sauce discussion, too.

[WLFINN]

That was ickish.

Nishioka joke???